#633 - Trevor Wallace

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Mr. Beast is taking some of my guys. Has he really? Yeah, dude. No way. I'm poaching. I don't give a fuck anymore. Mr. Beast took some of your guys. Let's start right there. That's why. Mr. Beast. Well, I mean, he hires just the best of the best. And what he does is he'll kind of like, it's not him. It's like people who work under him. Just finding all the best people in the industry. And honestly, I don't blame him. Because I've worked with some people that like, the line on the resume is so strong. Because you get them in and you're like, this is a very simple thing. This simple edit. You can do this, right? Mock this edit and this edit. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get it back. and you just want to be like, you know what? Fuck it. Coloring the lines first. Let me see that. Spell your name alphabetically first. Yeah. People will put trap beats and shit to your head. But he just takes the best of the best. And like the people in that town, where's Greenville? Greensboro? Maybe. It's near ECU, wherever that one is. Okay. And that's a, they got a pirate as a mascot, which 2026, I don't know if you can do that anymore. Greenville, North, that's true, dude. everybody, yeah, Yeah, Nick Shirley will shove and bust all your mascots. And honestly after losing a leg why would you still want to be on a ship That doesn seem like a very steady place to be There a lot of wobbles going on there And I love Mr Beast I say that He a good guy But he smart for just taking the best of the best Well I think at a certain point you realize like It almost good It's like if you have a hot girlfriend and she gets hit on at a bar, I'm not mad. Yeah. I'm mad if nobody hits on my girlfriend. Yeah, dude. If somebody just comes up and talks to you and you introduce me to your girlfriend and they don't even look at her again. Oh, yeah. Dude, I think the most disrespectful thing you can say to a guy after they show them their girlfriend, be like, oh, man, as long as you're happy. stuff. As long as you're happy. Not anymore. I'm going to take my own life. She's free now. Bro, I'm going to definitely go get her hair braided or something. Or like get her rode up or something. You have to do something then. But then if somebody looks at your girlfriend three times, dude, you're like, whoa, dude. You get two free glimpses. It's like Monopoly. You get two free out of jails. You get two free glimpses. And they better be up top glimpses. They better, I mean, looking at her hairline. Her clavicles up. Yeah. But it is funny that like, if you're, and I don't think this happens the older you get in life, but like when you are, well, I'll tell you, go on. Sciatica, as you get older, it's not as much, but like when you start dating somebody, it's almost like your boys are like, yo, check her out. She's hot. Right. Look at her tits. Yeah. And then those people get married eventually. And you're like, I've seen your wife's tits. Yeah. Why am I even at the wedding? I've seen, I've seen them. Yeah. I think it's wild. Like that's one of the things that I think could be wild sometimes about if if somebody marries like somebody that has like a lot of only fan stuff out there and stuff like that if that can be because i don't look at only fans but i don't know and some of the stuff might just be photos i know some of it's sex but um but it's all it's all it's all scx it's it's crazy you're like truly they don't go all the way and you do one reddit search and they're they're in the dark webs they're going all the way all the way oh my god it's crazy well i think they do it because it's like behind so many paywalls they're like nobody's going to see this. And do they even have a shirt on or anything or nothing? No, I don't even know if they have the AC on. It's like a sweaty place. I don't know, man. It's there's always music in the background. It's always like Wiz Khalifa, like young, wild and free. And you're like, I don't know if this is the most, I feel like this is a song for like a high school graduation. Dude, if you're getting kind of shanked down somewhere, I think you got to have the AC on, I feel like. AC on and windows down or like the blinds down. It's too bright in there. Oh, yeah. But then some of the dark, I will say this, having been a user of pornography. You're still off, yeah? I've had some setbacks. Yeah And what sparked that setback Not to trigger anything No dude you just trigger something that night frustrated lonesome uh laying there like reading and they been like oh this book isn enough you know like and it's just a book like a good photos or no it's like all's quiet on the western front or something it's like oh this book isn't enough to make me spray you know oh yeah you're talking about the dust bowl yeah um there are a couple scenes in uh grapes of wrath that kind of like really well there is a very like there's a scene where the mom at the end or a woman who's breastfeeding at the end has to breastfeed a person because like an adult because they just don't have anything to eat yes i've been hungry before though but that's like i mean that's uh oh we're already on reddit it's about to happen we're two clicks away from tits yeah well let's back out of here because i'm already well i'm already i'm looking at the louis ck book behind you and something about that cover like that that feels like I might get a little Oh this is awesome But yeah dude I think that's the kind of thing That gets me you know Yeah And if I haven't been meditating I have a little like A moment of peace Before like I like react Mental masturbation yeah Well it's like I'm just not as reactive It's like I have a moment Of like okay Well what do I really Want to do here you know Because then I'll jerk off Then I feel bad That type of thing But overall It's gotten a lot better I mean it's instant The second it leaves the body It's like Come out regret in And it's like a baton Like it's like a hand off It's like goodbye, goodnight. And then you're just sitting there with shame. Oh, how are you in hotel rooms? Are you like, uh, after shows, are you like, okay, I can just go straight to sleep or you're just kind of sitting there pacing a little bit. Oh man. I mean, I think it's a variety of stuff, you know, I think, I don't know if hotel rooms do it for me anymore, which is kind of sad because that used to be the thing. Like you get in a nice room, you got to jerk off right when you get in there. That's the key card. Yeah, it's like, oh, I thought this thing runs on DNA. You're just spraying on the freaking on the swipe out front. Exactly. And then you stick the Do Not Disturb sign on the nut. But I just feel like any room, it's just not home. So it's always going to feel awkward. It's just like the AC needs to pick a lane. It's on, then it's off. Yeah. And you're like, why are you edging me with AC? The AC does feel like it's edging all the time. And it's a crazy time of year. I think too, in the winter, you can never get the heat right in your house or your room, whatever it is. The heat is the worst because it like it blazing hot for a second and then it kind of disappears really fast It like I don know All that stuff kind of hectic dude I mean getting through the winter getting through these days I kind of I never want the year to start That what I realized I do not Yes It like I still like trying to relax and chill And the year just starts back so fast. You've been taking a break though. Yeah. How are you feeling? Good. Yeah. I'm feeling better for sure. Yeah. Nice. But I want to just keep doing that and that's fine. But I think the calendar is just like, here we're going again. You know, it's going to be. I feel It takes me a while to like calm down. And then the second I started to calm down, that's when it starts ramping back up. Yeah. It's like to, if you really need to enjoy vacation, let's say you want a week off, you almost need like two or three days before and two or three days after to like build in and then to like build up to get out. Do you think like, um, do you think it's tougher for people to find like spouses and stuff these days because there's so much like data, like so many people that like you've dated your friends and all that kind of stuff. Does that ever affect you? You think at all? what's the question like if you wanted to find like a girlfriend or something is it tough because it's like oh man my buddies date her it's like there's just so much oh oh uh in the same town i guess it just depends on like the probably true the town capacity i mean like where my dad grew up it's like 5 000 people yeah i mean at that point it's like you might have to run it back once or twice you might have to date somebody you've dated years back just to be like we've hit the cycle you know a strip club on like a tuesday when it's slow and then like the same dancers come out every like three songs. With a new hat or whatever. Yeah, exactly. And they just put like Le in front of their name. Yeah. There's Diamond now. There's Le Diamond. You're like, is this Spanish Diamond? Yeah, Le-Gina. So it's El Diamond. She's next. I think it just depends on the town. Yeah, dude. I think that's why guys randomly just move though. Like, fuck it, I'm going to Oregon. And dudes will be like, hey, is there, some dude will send out like a tweet like, hey, is there some good puss out in Oregon or whatever? The craziest shit to me, some dudes will reply like, bro no push in oregon yeah bro and they're with a girl right there they're with a wife the craziest shit is the people that like and i'm sure you've had people like this on your tour i have a girlfriend now so i don't do this but like i don't like there'll be guys on your tour who are like swiping in the next city they're like meal prep and swipes yes they're like oh i'm already in chattanooga yeah we're in san diego brother what the hell are you on yeah i've had some openers that are like that they're already in the next city and they're like oh i got a girl maybe coming I'm like, how'd you meet her? And like, I met her on Hinge or whatever. We're together now. It's crazy. Yeah, the pre-swipes i don't know i mean it's we're we're together now it's crazy yeah the the pre-swipes i don't know i mean it's i guess i don't know i guess it's like kind of like ordering an uber for the next day or something i don't know like there's some smart strategy behind it that's uber eats dude yes sir dude a lot of crazy stuff what did i see that there was a one girl um trish trisha patus patus is running for office did you see that do you know her kids names uh-uh i don't know why would. I don't know why I do, but her kids' names are something. Can you pull that up somewhere, someone? It's fun. Yeah. It's Elvis and Aquaman, who should be in the new Jason Momoa movie. Wow. And Malibu Barbie. Malibu Barbie. Yeah. Malibu Barbie, Elvis and Aquaman Moses. And they're kids, so I don't want to talk shit, but. Their names follow a theme of pop culture and iconic figures with Aquaman being a nod to his cancer water sign birth month and the movie. And their fourth kid is Charlie Kirk. No. Reincarnated. But this is her right here. So I never thought of. Is this real? She's running for president. She's running for office, I believe, for Congress. I never thought of myself as a political person until I started having kids and realizing like the world could be just so. What is she eating? Is she doing a mukbang while running for office? That is crazy. That's a good way to keep attention, though. Why the fuck wasn't Biden eating goddamn overnight oats while doing his campaign? Biden was fucking eating ideas from years ago, bro. That guy was fucking eating his words. Bro, can you even imagine the pain that Biden had to go through each day when they put him back up there? And they're like, okay, you're going back up there. Yeah, I feel like. And he didn't have any clue what he was doing. He was, like, you've seen people. He's like Aaron Rodgers. He's like, he's still playing, but he just wants to be on a beach on ayahuasca. Yeah. He just wants to be away. every day I think who would want to be president. Every day you have people yelling at you. It seems like the worst. But I just, when he went out there and they put him on that bike, they knew he couldn't do it. It's all crazy. That was the first hit from another country was the bike. Yeah. When he fell off that bike or when that bike went down. That was somebody. That was somebody in like North Dakota being like, let's take him out. Deflate the tires. Yeah, let's wait one of these pedals. It would only take a little bit. What did she say What else did she say Let see Is this serious that she running And for those of you who don know Trisha Paytas is a She done everything She really just culturally well online on YouTube and TikTok and everything And I believe at one point she did... YouTuber and influencer. P-O-R-N. Announced, Paytas expressed a desire to make a difference amid horrible stuff in California and the world, calling the idea crazy but vivid. from a dream she had. She plans to run as a write-in candidate initially and then self-funder campaign. Her potential slogan is California could be good. Hey, that's a moderate, that's a moderate step. Could be good. Yeah, it's fair. Could be all right. Hey, look, I'm bad. Could be good. It's a fair thing to take with people. Yeah, it's like, I feel like that's like two levels. You know when you go to like a hot chicken place and they have all the different levels? Yeah. And like Make America Great Again is the number one. Could be good is like the starting point. Like California could be good. It's a nugget. And then it's like, Texas will fuck your ass. And then it's like, make America great again. Wow, that's wild. And what is some of, does she have like a policy? What is she kind of running on? Does she have any priorities, is she saying? Does she say it in that speech? What is going on? How do you even run for president? Like, where do you sign up? Well, this is Congress. And Congress, there's a lot of Congress people, so. Is Congress like the farm league for baseball? Total of 535 members of Congress, dude. That's like the Brea Improv. Yeah, that felt, imagine if that fills the gray improv. I'd bomb so hard. 100 serve in the U.S. Senate and 435 serve in the House of Representatives. But can you go back to what her priority was? Can we get to that? Really dark and depressing things, but getting a fold of my mental health means being able to not only deal with my emotions and spirals and triggers, I need to start dealing with the world. I'm going to start my state. and I really think my slogan for running will just be like California could be good this is wild but good for her what would your slogan be for Nashville Nashville could be quieter let's get this shit hype whiteys I think that could be it and others type shit who's ready for some Tennessee type shit Tennessee type shit is way better than Titans Tennessee type shit Oh, dude. I mean, that's the first improvement. You should be a head coach somewhere. The Tennessee type. You're at a lot of games. Like, you know ball. We've had a great deal of games, man. Well the college is great The university Cam Ward shout out to him He seems like a great kid He going to go far He seems like a nice guy over there for sure I mean I only met him one time but he seems nice Yeah, they've had a rough season over there. They're looking for a new coach right now, so I think they're in a lot of rebuilding going on over at the Titans. Totally. Well, they should hire Trisha Paytas because the Titans could be good. Could be good. Could be good. Dude, you're right. It's kind of the perfect motto. If she were to win off as the freaky singer, it says here, and this is the hill, said her primary goal would be to raise the age requirement for participating in adult entertainment to 25. I think that's probably a good idea. Is that because that's when like the brain is fully developed to be like, hey, should I be throwing my posts online? Yeah, I think, well, I guess that's, I mean, I think it's obviously up to the women, but I think having a better understanding of what you want to do before you kind of lock yourself into a video or something is probably a good idea. It is crazy. You can get fully nude on the internet before you can get a bush light. You can show bush before getting a bush light. Yeah. 18, pop it out, but you can't go to a bar. That is kind of wild. But that was like the original stance with like the war. It's like, you can fire for this country at 18, but it can't get a goddamn course latte. Yeah. That was it. Now, we've just rotated. Women can show puss, but they can't get a Pacifico. Well, that's what I'm running for. Yeah. Dude, yeah, you could storm the beaches of Pacifico, but you can't get one. You know, that's kind of the crazy part. Dude, the wildest, maybe they'll do like a mashup, like the army and OnlyFans. It'll be like army fans. Maybe they'll do like a mashup. There's kind of an army going, there's like a war going on in the OF world right now. Like, I don't know if it's like fascinating or I don't think we should draw any more attention to it. But like, there's some girl like selling a course and everyone's kind of yelling at her. Who's selling a course? She's selling a course on like how to be like in OF. She's doing like Andrew Tate, but for like popping it online. Like how to like. How to do it and do it well? I guess maybe it's about like different positions or something. I think it's like how to like market like if you want to be an OF girl, this is how you would run it. And it's a course like with any of these guys like Andrew Elliott. Andrew Elliott? No, Andy Elliott. It's just a course that they're selling for $6,000. And now other girls who do that are like, hey, why don't you just give this out for free? Like why don't you stop being a piece of shit? Like this course is not good. Like the course is just getting. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's up to girls, right? It's their bodies, it's their choices about it. Like but I do think 18 is kind of young It very young We had a lady on named Layla McElwade and she talked about a lot of pornography that online It not consensual So a lot there was like a lot of lawsuits that made, that made like Pornhub and some of these other sites take down non-consensual sex. So it was sex that had been recorded but nobody ever signed off and said, okay, yes, I'm okay with you putting that up, right? So OnlyFans, Camellia. Yeah, it's her. Arajow. faces backlash for $5,000 course. People saying it's a scam. I mean, people make courses for everything. It's like, if you go and buy this and that's your choice, do I think it's probably the best thing to be kind of marketing? I don't know. I'm not a woman. I don't know if, but I think, I don't know what I want my daughter probably doing that if she's like eight. I don't know. I'll tell you this. It'd be nicer if somebody's 25 and they're able to make that choice probably. yeah I think it's just anytime people spend money on something there's a sense of entitlement where it's like if you pay a premium you're expecting a premium return and then if you log on to it or you buy it and it's just a shit course then you're instantly mad so a lot of those courses are pretty mid though remember all those ones during COVID on Facebook they were like it was like the like everybody was putting a course up it felt like yeah I mean I did one at one point too I just did early early early on social media during the pandemic it was just out of faith and drive by somebody blow oh and blow loads that's what it was called um o's and loads no it was just like during the pandemic and i was literally like i'm just such a workhorse and i like if i'm not doing anything i like i just feel guilt i feel like i need to be doing something and during the pandemic i was like what if i did like uh just here's everything i do start to finish video ideas when it comes to creating ideas to adding it and did you feel good about it i felt like i felt like it was true to me i don't know i don't know uh which is cool because now i have multiple friends who i watch admire online and like years later like we're like yo loki we took your class like thank you for teaching us like game what the fuck dude actually i took i'm hanging out with students i took a comedy class when i started yeah so i yeah you're right it's like what's the real yeah it's it's it's not up anymore or i don't think you can buy it anymore but like it was just At the time, it was a one-time purchase, $125, which- That's fair. Yeah. I mean, it's like- Well, you're a work horse, though, dude. You love your work. You're locked in, you know? Yeah, I haven't done those in a while, but yeah. I get this. It was broken down into chapters. It was like five- Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like, you're a workhorse though, dude. You love your work. You're locked in, you know? Yeah. I haven't done those in a while, but yeah. Well, I get this. It was, it was broken down into chapters. It was like five hours totals of stuff. And it was just me saying, I mean, I'm sure parts of it were like maybe boring, but I think if you watch the whole thing, I really break it down. Like that's, what's been the hardest thing for me is like hiring additional help is like, I am so locked in on like exactly what I want, what I'm looking for. And then I tell it to somebody and then they don't do it. I'm like, no, it was this. like mock this example here and then you have to do it yourself in the end and that takes a ton of time that's the same way i'm with edits it's like i gotta stay up and go watch through the edits it's like i just gotta make sure i'm very meticulous it's hard for somebody to get your like exact ways down you know it's just tough which is hard because it's like if you do it then they don't learn but sometimes just whether it's a deadline or something i'll be like here just let me over the shoulder i'm like move this do this i'll do it myself and be like you get it and be But yeah, but I'm not like teaching them. So I don't know. Nobody told you like getting into comedy. Now you have to be like an employer. Like you have to be like a boss. Oh, that's the worst. Yeah. You guys hear that back there? It's the fucking worst. Make his life better. No, they do. I'm the problem. I feel like usually it's like, you know, because nobody knows what you want and you don't even know. Like, yeah, it's so hard to explain yourself. You know? Yeah. But it is crazy from going to somebody who just wanted to kind of rest all day and like barely made it to the show sometimes. dude I remember one time I was drunk I peed on my phone or whatever and I couldn't even fucking get a hold of like the people to come and get me for the show just like nightmare shit and then to go from that to being like oh dang I mean like people are waiting to hear back from me about stuff it's like that kind of stuff's a lot I think evolving in a place especially if you find out that you like to work a lot and then becoming a boss is super hard and learning to communicate like a like I'm trying to learn to communicate better it's been a slow climb man the hardest part for me is like if I'm not working then nobody's working it feels like which isn't true but like it feels like I need to be there to like run ship but if I'm not then people are kind of like what are we who do I how do I yeah that's why the touring makes it hard so in the first world I just want to bring everybody fuck it bring your dell bring your pc you're editing on this flight and we can just all be there yeah which is just not realistic but I feel like comedians now work harder than they've ever worked when you first started like I remember you were on last comic standing, right? Like in those days, what was kind of like your day in comedy Like was it just you wake up and you just had spots at night or were you doing other shit yeah you had spots at night go to the gym probably just try to take care of yourself like you know stay like you know i liked going to the gym at the time so do that i mean i started doing like this like crank texting thing and some weird stuff like making some websites oh oh yeah like trying to look for some other yeah finding something on the internet that could like be like another like force for me or like another thing that i could do um who are like the big dogs in LA when, when you were, uh, Nick Thune, Owen Benjamin. Yeah. Uh, Jane Cook was like the biggest guy right when I got there. Um, I never saw him much, but sometimes he would come by some of the rooms. Um, who else? Um, Oh, uh, Steve Byrne, Adam Hunter. Those were like the guys that were like, um, real popular at the rooms that I went to. Um, and every now and then like a, somebody magical would come to like a Jim Norton would come through or like Chelsea Handler, I think, came in one time. But those weren't in the clubs. Those were just like in the tertiary rooms, you know? Some of those guys, I guess, and girls that started getting into clubs. So what have you been up to in your time off? You're breaking. You're taking a couple months off now. Yeah, I mean, off of stand-up. We're still doing a ton of podcasting. In my head, I go like, oh, I have a week off. But that just means from touring. A week off, now I'm just doing the same shit, but at home. Yeah. Oh, it's nice having a break from travel. From travel, yeah, from that kind of thing. I mean I got to go to a lot of football games that was fun I've been able to do that like I mean I've probably done 26 weeks a year for probably 15 years so it's like you know it's hard to kind of plan it but it's hard to go out of town whenever you just went we're out of town even for work so that was fun getting to go to a lot of SEC football games that was great I got to redo my comedy special so we're going to re-tape that at some point oh nice have you announced that yet? nope breaking news haven't announced it yet do you know where you're shooting it yet? I don't yet we're gonna start i gotta start figuring that out just wanted to wait till i felt like kind of excited about uh just kind of getting back on stage and i'm just like i just wanted to have some like space like just the tour it was just a lot last year was just a long year totally totally um but it was great i mean you know it was good and it was just a lot you're just learning and life's changing and you're like man this is like just take a second to like pause like what's the real priority here yeah and you had to get security for some stuff you know you started realizing and you're kind of freaking out when you're by yourself a little bit, like things like that. I mean, like, and that makes it kind of spooky, you know So I I think if you took a what a sample size of like one in seven Americans I would say six of them know you Oh no But like seven people, just any. Like Santa Fe, New Mexico, Dayton, Ohio. I mean, those two definitely. But if you like- A couple twinks maybe. Yeah, but I think you're just so known that sometimes you don't. when you just show you're just so you though that it like i don't know if you see it i mean obviously you see it but like how the world sees you that's something that is always an interesting thing is like you don't know how the world sees you because you only see the world but you're so well known yeah that you just show up like solo and i'm like this motherfucker just interviewed the ukrainian missile crisis and now he's just at the comedy store walking up by himself like but you want of feel like just your own space in the world, you know? And so I think that was like kind of a conflict a lot for me last year. And like, just knowing that, okay, well, sometimes you just need to have somebody with you. And then I started really just feeling kind of paranoid when I was by myself. Um, but some of it was just people filming you as people doing stuff that started to make you kind of crazy. Like you'll just go to eat or you'll go to do something simple. And it'd be like little things and it's okay. I'm not complaining about it. I'm just saying there's some adjustment to it and there's some psychological adjustment to it as well. And then And I think like, yeah, things got scary last year when they shot Charlie Kirk. That probably scared everybody who even gets on a stage, I think, was probably scared. Oh, dude, I was at the comedy store. I have a clip of this. I might post it. I'll show it to you, see if it's good or not. But a balloon popped on New Year's. I was at the store. And my first words, I thought I just got Kirk'd. And it got a big pop. But it's one of those things. It's like, do I post it? And then the internet's like, oh, well, now here we go with it. Yeah, now with it. And I'm like, no, I think it's fine, bro. Oh, OK. I think it's like, I mean. But then I talk about Erica and her eyesight and like that, that's when it goes like a little like. I think you have to joke about it. Like I start thinking of things to talk about, about stuff like that. I mean, it's just, but yeah, I think all that made people kind of spooked. It was like, what's going on? And then it doesn't seem like the investigation, like what's really happening here? And there's like, they show the kid at a Dairy Queen or something. And it's like, he's wearing different stuff. The biggest thing is like, I think this might've been put on by Dairy Queen. Like there's no way that they didn't put a bid in to some bigger picture to be like, listen, blizzards aren't doing the numbers they used to do. Like, but think about that. Any. Okay Now I getting real conspiracy in here But any fast food place he goes to their sales are going to go up People watch this and are like yo I low want a Blizzard right now Yeah for sure Bro, if fucking Jack in the Box did this shit and he ate two tacos, bro, that's it. Well, dude, I'm fucking sick of this planet. Get me off this bitch. Dude, if Baskin Robbins did this, they would have 32 flavors. Oh, they'd have, oh, I'd fucking. They'd bring the Choco Taco back to Taco Bell. I'd make a new flavor for him in the back, homie. That's what I want, dude. That's what that twink fucking. Dude, if that would have happened out of Ben and Jerry's, they would have had it. They would have had that flavor quick. Dude, how do they not have. Twink shooter. Twinkle, twinkle little star. How do they not have twink shooter Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor? Dude, that's the thing. Some of these, some of these food companies have got to start to come out with foods that people can relate to. It's like, how do they not have that? The, the rooftop gunner's McNugget or something, you know, like. And it's like a little guy. Yeah. Maybe they serve them on a roof. Like you open up the thing and there's a little roof in there. And they're all placed on there. And one of them has a little pistol or something. Dude, can we pull up a Happy Meal? Is that crazy, you think? Oh, it's insane. But can we pull up a McDonald's Happy Meal? It has kind of a roof in it. That's what I'm talking about. You know what I mean? And they put a toy. What the fuck? Bro, in Pizza Hut? You don't even want to see a Pizza Hut with the old motherfucking sombrero on it? Yeah, bro. Put a sniper on there. And when Papa John's said that word, they should have done a different specialty. And Papa John's, you should, when you open one of the boxes every day, this is how they do it. One magical box. It has one of those voice things in it that when you open it, it says the N word. And if you get that pizza, you get it free. Isn't that interesting? No reward. It's so fucked up. It's so bad. But then you get a reward. You're like, this is low-key Willy Wonka. Yeah. All people want is a little bit of something extra. They won a little bit of prize, you know. You know, the Epstein files are out, but I'm excited for the Wonka files. I think some weird shit was going down at Willy Wonka. With Galoris Glunt or whatever that kid's name was. Turning bitches into blueberries. It's literally all children and little people running around. Like, I feel like we're getting into some weird files that are going to drop soon. The Wonka tapes. What? The Wonka tapes. Trevor Wonka? It's full knowledge now that PrizePix is America's number one sports picks app. It's undeniable. The app is really easy to use, and it's got everything, Sports Picks app. It's undeniable. The app is really easy to use, and it's got everything, player picks, team picks, and culture picks. That's right. On top of picking player lineups, you can now pick teams on prize picks. Pick the winner, total, and spread on every game through the playoffs. Team picks are now available in 30 states, including California, Texas, and Florida, sunny Florida. 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I'm just wondering, uh, investing any sexual accusations during the taping of any Willy Wonka film. Child labor laws. Yeah, for sure. They're throwing bitches in a fondue pot. Mentioned rejecting Michael Jackson for Wonka due to pyroglyphism. Oh, Michael Jackson was going to be in Wonka? Charlie and Chocolate Factory. All right, that was the worst joke ever said. We'll take it out. But dude, I guess like, yeah, going back to it, what do you think? Do you think there should be an age law for sex work yeah um i i do think 25 kind of makes sense you like it like i think about what i was doing from 18 to 22 i mean i was just in college i was making the worst decisions of my entire life like at one point i smoked weed out of a light bulb like literally the base of a light bulb and like that same guy could have been like fuck it here's my dick right because that has tungsten in it too it could be real dangerous probably inhaling tungsten yeah i mean might as well smoke meth at that point, but I broke a light bulb and used the bottom of it as a bowl for weed. So, um, that's, I mean, I didn't even use the glass. That's crack neighbor behavior, dude. That's crack neighbor behavior. Yeah. That's parallel of crack, right? That's meth adjacent, bro. Meth adjacent sounds like a great podcast that could come out. Meth adjacent. Holy shit. Oh, what about Freddie versus meth adjacent, dude? Ooh, I like that. Um, but, But, or what if, I'm trying to think if like, because yeah, if you had to be 25 to do that and you had to be 18 to be in the army. But what if they came out with like an army fans, dude? That's the thing. Like, I start to see like weird business mergers happening. Like we've had like Long John Silvers and Baskin Robbins. Didn't they merger? No. Who merger? Pizza Hut and. And Long John Silvers? It's always the bitches that can't pull their own on their own. You know what I mean? But first of all, Long John Silvers, shut it down. Yeah. I mean, investigate their taxes. That's a drug fraud. You thought shit was going on weird in Minnesota with the Somalis Let investigate Long John Silver Bro there no catch of the day out in fucking Midland Texas The catch of the day is the felon that was working behind the fry counter That's the catch is when he leaves and the ankle monitor goes up. Type in Long John Silver's CEO if you don't mind. Oh, Long John Silver's right here. Under companies like Yum Brands, that's what they're called now, creating combined locations with KFC, Pete's Hut, or Taco Bell. Yeah, that's the crazy. I just don't like that, dude, because I don't like somebody, you know they're cooking fish on the grill, and they're also cooking a burger. Taco Bell does it with a bunch. It might be Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. You'll see those like randomly. And then they stuff them in a gas station and it's fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not the same. None of that shit's the same. But dude, I could see an army fans, dude. Can you see the army fans? I could definitely see it. Who are they like taking down? They're not fighting anybody. It's just military people just showing their junk to make an extra buck, I feel like. Or probably to fund our military. I feel like... I could just see that, you know? I think it's a good idea. To fund the military, yeah. Hold on. Why don't we do it? All these guys are jacked. They work out 24-7. They might have a little bit of dirt or dust on their face from being at combat. There's so many lonely women in the Midwest, well, globally, who are like, that's hot. Yeah, and the chants. They could do like, I don't know what. I'm trying to think what their chants are. I don't know what you've been told. But for six more dollars, you can see this whole. Yeah, something like that. this bus is getting sold. That's what we need, dude. It's like left, right, left, right. But it's just somebody showing their different tits. Yes. It's somebody jugging off. That is a great way to fund the military. I think... Because everything's going bankrupt. So you're going to have to find ways to fund things. This is what I've been hearing is like, yeah, everywhere is bankrupt, which blows my mind because it's like, we're not getting enough money and it's near the businesses. So who... I can't even think about it. It hurts my head. It's getting weird, dude. Yeah, I mean. Everything's getting weird, bro. The current CEO of Long John Silver's is Nate Fowler, who took over in February 2025, succeeding Blaine Shortreed, who had served as CEO since early 2021. Can I see a photo of this guy? Yeah. That's Nate Fowler. He's a baller. Are we hoops? Oh, he looks like a nice guy. He looks like a nice guy. He also looks like he's never had Long John Silver's in his entire life. He's like, what are we serving here? Oh hell no Hell no Well dude they have that carp or whatever I like I not fucking parking and getting out of my car Park to carp Yeah I don know There something about it I not getting carp through a drive I'm just not going in there to get any carp. Drive-thru is, I think, the downfall of America. I saw a Skyline Chili in Ohio with a drive-thru. I said, if you're getting chili on the road, you might as well start drinking. You have a better chance to survive getting a DUI than eating hot SpaghettiOs in the back of a tundra. And we start to – sometimes we think like, oh, we're Americans. We deserve so much. But then when you look at what we are willing to accept just on a day-to-day level for ourselves – and I know some people, they can't afford certain things, and I get that. But when you're willing to just pull up with your kids and just sit there and eat chili in the car and just do gas on each other and do body gas on each other. What are you doing? It's just come to a point. Just because you're a Bengals fan or whatever? You don't say, what are we doing? Fucking Joe Burrow play a long shit this year. Hey, sack this. Shit. Yeah, it's so funny how Americanized my brain. Catch this, T. Higgins, and your dad just farts again. You're like, come on, dad. That's probably how it all starts. That's the warm-up in the locker room. But it's so, like, this format is so normal to me that if I see a place that doesn't have a drive-thru, I'll be like, oh, let me look. Like, if I'm going to a Starbucks, I'm like, oh, this Starbucks doesn't have a drive-thru. Let me find a drive-thru Starbucks. Yeah. That's a good point. All you got to do is add a road and you up your sales. Oh, dude, a Starbucks on some places would be so good. On a nice steakhouse. But you could wait, like, 40 minutes in line once you put your order at the sign, if it's, like, a busy place. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the McRib, they just said this. Black folks are going to be pissed. What's inside a McRib? McDonald's hit with class action lawsuit claiming the sandwich doesn't contain rib meat. Ooh. Well, TBD on that, brother. I'm going to leave that up to my more chocolatey associates in the world because that's out of my jurisdiction, brother. According to the complaint, the McRib is actually made from restructured pork, which combines cuts such as shoulder, heart, tripe, and scalded stomach, none of which qualify as rib meat. That's fair. At least it's from a pig. I thought for sure that they were just like painting some cow a different color. But to just do that to lie to a culture for so long saying it's rib I knew it wasn't rib one of my friends lives and dies by this thing my buddy Scotty I'm like he's always sending me pictures him getting the McRib whenever it's back or whatever. I'm like, where did it go? It didn't fucking yeah, what? saying it's ribbed. saying it's ribbed. I knew it wasn't ribbed. One of my friends lives and dies by this thing, my buddy Scotty. I'm like, he's always sending me pictures of him getting the McRib whenever it's back or whatever. I'm like, where did it go? It didn't fucking, what did they do? And they used to like, I mean, Bert always used to talk about that. Bert Kreisch would always talk about how like crime would go up when the McRib was gone or whatever. I think it did, yeah. I think this is like a real American's like Groundhog Day. Yeah. Like the McRib is back. Fine, honey, you're getting a ring this year. why don't more people bet on prize picks with fucking the mick rib is it coming back in daniel yeah i don't know i mean um what blows my mind about fast food i feel like i talked about it on this podcast before i don't know why but um what fucks me up is you know the grill marks on chicken not real grill it's just a little it's tattooed on what do you mean on chicken you mean on just regular chicken you buy not not at like at uh if you get a grilled chicken from mcdonald's Not breaded, but grilled. They have grill marks on it. That's fake. It's like literally a henna tattoo. Grill marks on... It's like a henna tattoo. Yeah, it's temporary. Grill marks on fast food chicken are often fake, created by industrial branding machines. Yeah. Oh, God. So they do that for the illusion that you're like, this was on a grill. Oh, yeah. But I'm a... I mean, if I see... I'm not questioning it. Well, this scene... But I don't think it's that. They're not doing that. That's some guy. That's more work. That's Nicholas Tesla making a chicken. but if you type in like a McDonald's, no, I think it says it right there. It's obvious, man, but I'm sure there's a video where you like erase it. Like, I'm pretty sure. Have you ever wondered how frozen food companies get grill marks on chicken that clearly wasn't cooked on a grill because it came out of a factory? Well, this is how they do it. There are wheels that are very hot that roll directly over the chicken and and leave them continuously branded with grill marks. Now for six more dollars, she would show you a breast or something at the end of that. Goes to the military. Welcome to the military. Welcome to the Air Force, dude. I mean, that's where the hotties are too in the military is in the Air Force, bro. What? The hotties are in there? Yeah. Really? Are people in the military allowed to have an OnlyFans? Because I could see a merger there. I could just see like everything's so weird now. I could easily see a merger there. Well, everybody's doing collabs. Like if Long John Silver and Dairy Queen are going to do something you think the military would at least take on one of these websites And this is a perplexity Thank you No members of the U S military are not allowed to operate only fans accounts particularly those involving adult content due to strict regulations on outside employment and conduct. These activities often violate ethics rules requiring prior approval. Now I, if you are losing your life or risking your life for our country, I don't know if I believe that that's fair. Yeah. Get the pop a little pee or something. I'll tell you what, If I was in jail, the first thing I'm doing is buying one of those phones out of another dude's ass, which might be the worst convenience store ever. I'm buying a phone out of – Well, here's the thing. You put your money in his hand, and whatever comes out of his ass is yours. I think that's usually how those kind of like – It is very true. Oh, dude. Isn't that funny? And it's usually the first thing out because you kind of have to give a – like you don't usually have a ton of money. You're like, fuck. He's got one item in there. If he's got two, then that boy is into a different play. No, I think you can tickle each guy to kind of see if you can guess. Holy shit. That's how you rob a human vending machine. Yeah. Like on Androids. But I think the first thing I would do if I was in jail, because I don't know how they get internet or Wi-Fi, but like I'll see like live TikToks in jail sometimes. Yeah, Drewski has all those guys doing that. He's always looped in with like a lot of like, it looks kind of like boys to men sort of like, it looks like a acapella group that went to jail. Right, right. You know, and they're all wearing shiesties and shit, and they're all in there. Yeah, you don't need the shiesties. You're already in jail. but I think I would immediately try to start an OF account I would be like I'm already in jail like I would just j-o I would just beat my shit every night in my cell oh I don't know I think you get tired of that you want to start reading dude trust me let me just tell you after a couple nights you're gonna want to if I was in jail you're gonna want to tap into a good book but just if I wanted to raise enough money to pay for my bail oh for sure if I'm I'm in jail and I want to get out. Yeah, no, no, no. I hear you. I think that's always the answer. But if I'm in jail and I'm trying to meet my bail and I need like 50K, I don't know what the crime would be. Type shit. Yeah, I'm showing meat to get some bread. And are you jerking off semi-regular or what? Not really. Wow. Have you jerked off this year? I thought you were going to say today. No way, dude. I'm not gay, dude. Have you jerked off this year? Uh, yeah. But it's only when I'm like, uh, in hotels. This is the first time I've been in a hotel. Well, there hasn't been that much of this year, I'm just saying. How many days in are we? Not enough for you to win this argument. I like a one guy You know I like a trash can I gotta take the load out to the front yard every once in a while Well here the thing dude I sometimes jerk off So I don go do something else That going to get me in trouble Yeah That what I do. It's like, if I'm feeling like, man, I want to go out and meet up with like some, go to a bar, meet up with some people or do something that, you know, it could be more risky for me. Sometimes I'll jerk off. So I don't go do that because it'll be like, oh, you ain't doing shit. Whitey. After I jerk off, that's kind of the voice that's in my head. You ain't doing shit, you little wigga. What's funny, I had the same thought one time on tour. I was single, but I've never been a guy who's wanted to be like, if somebody DMs me after a show, I'm like, what's up? You know, like. Yeah. Yeah, I stay away from that. You don't want some of that. I mean, I'll engage sometimes, but I'm not, I'm never like, hey, send me that. Yeah, no, that's crazy. Send me a drawing of that cooter or whatever, you know. Yeah, draw it on an IG story, make it a boomerang. Make that shit breathe for me. but oh my god you're out there bro I'm never that guy I don't even say that in real life but you know the lingo dog you're in there let it breathe yeah I've been watching I've been watching Drewski videos but I remember this exact moment it was in like I want to say Atlanta this was like a a year or two ago but this this girl DMed me I was like trying to meet up and I'm like I don't really do this but she was really attractive and she had them bangers and front acorns on her I don't know she was private she had that yard work on yeah yeah yeah yeah She could have been a dude for all I know, but. Shorty had that yard work on her, huh? Yeah, she had that reverse mullet, all top heavy, nothing in the back. But I remember I was like, no, Trevor, don't do that. Because there was a few messages back and forth. And then I went to the bathroom, beat my shit, and I was like, all right, we're good. About an hour goes by, and I fill back up, testosterone. I go, fuck it, what are you doing? Nuh-uh. And, yeah. Did she come over? No. It was too late. Yeah. but like getting the seat out only buys you about an hour of time. So, so I was like, you know what? You don't need this. Go jerk your shit and you're have the rest of your night and go to sleep. Oh, for sure. But then I was up for another hour. All of a sudden back to the brim. Well, I would, you gotta, you gotta employ other forces, bro. A lot of times I would jerk off and then if I had to go eat, like, um, I would go eat like a bag of bread or something or like half a bag of bread just because I'm not going to go. I feel like it's better to have sex than eat a bag of bread. Well, for sure. But I mean, also you're creating just like, somebody's coming over, you don't know what's gonna go on, how late you gotta be up. But I would eat a bunch of bread or order a bunch of rolls up to my room and eat like six or seven rolls or some toasted bread It almost like you give yourself just to be like i not gonna eat a ton of bread and then go have sex like oh interesting it almost like you give yourself post regret without doing it oh why do you like two or three burger patties just something that would like be like oh i'm so glutton like i'm not gonna be all fat trying to have chicken wings are a big one or i'm just not gonna be all like i don't want to be having sex and hearing the food like you bang around what's the funniest thing you've ever eaten before uh having a night with uh somebody you've dated or a lady. Do you ever have like a meal that comes to your mind? No. Really? Like I remember one time I went to a probably good like maybe small like unique little cookies or something. Maybe something nice like that. But you never had one of those like I have a very specific memory. I went to a God there's like three really good guitarists right now. What is his name? He's like the big he's probably been on the show. Strings? Billy Strings? Billy Strings. I was I was out day drinking all day and I was eating hot dogs, day drinking with my friends, which is the straightest thing you can do. Then I went to a bill, met up with my dad, went to a Billy strings concert. Oh, he's playing next month at Bridgestone. Wow. Dude, he's iconic. He's great. He's so good live. But I remember eating a bunch of hot dogs and chicken wings. And then I went to Billy strings with my dad. I had an edible and I went back to my place before his girl came over and I shit so hard, like liquid. And, and, and I was like i'm about to shower and then i get a text hey i'm here not good i really had to wipe down i had to uh you know the craziest thing my ass or car wash so yeah the craziest sometimes you're almost amazed your ass can do all of that yeah you're like wow all right but that's growing up man that really is yeah i was just trying to think like i feel like uh but no i've never had a crazy meal but you never like had like chicken wings and then like indulged in some some love making Oh, for sure. Yeah, but even that's a little. But nothing that stood out crazy. I've never had like any like, you know, like something from India or something that came through the mail. And then I just like, oh, let me finish off a quart and a half of this before I try and make love. Never had like clam chowder than been in someone else's clam with some chowder. Come on, deal. You know, I don't like a crazy. Bro, I have a funny ass story about you. We did a festival together. Oh, yeah. Where were we? Somewhere in Canada and you were in your trailer, we're hanging out and it was me, you and a couple of people. And we're all in conversation. In the middle of the conversation, we're in your trailer. You walk to your trailer. You were in your trailer. We're hanging out. And it was me, you, and a couple people. And we're all in conversation. In the middle of the conversation, we're in your trailer. You walk to the bathroom. Blow it up. Did I? Blow it up. You sure? Buddy. I believe you. You can cut this if you want. But the green room was a motorhome trailer. And the doors were thin. And we heard. I mean, it sounded like you were kick-starting an F-350. I mean, it was loud. And then you walk right back out. And you're like, all right, so what are we doing? and i don't know you can cut that if you want but no i might have had a long flight or something or who knows sometimes the exchange rate on your oh yeah i mean all the digestive tract all the travel is the travel it's just like you're it's like your things are small and big and you don't even know you eat two like small things on a plane and when you land they weigh more because of your gravity it was that one it was vancouver which vancouver does have a lot of indian food so maybe you got spiked with a little bit of indy i don't even know what happened dude it was just it was just funny moment. That's life. That's all of us. What are we all going to pretend like, dude, three of those people back there, guarantee one person back there blew a bathroom up this morning. Can we get some confirmation? Guilty. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. People are shitting all the time. That's the craziest thing. I can't believe that there's not a report each day that tells you about it more. Well, there's toilets now that can remember when you've gone to the bathroom and everything like that. There's that new cat thing that if your cat goes to the bathroom, it'll let you know send you a thing at work or your cat does shit? This is stupid. I hate it. It's called Litter Robot. It's probably the worst app I've ever had. My problem is these, everything has cats. I've won, but he'd be shitting. But the thing with these- And you're getting updates about it? Oh, dude, I get his bowel movements every day. It's like when Spotify rap drops, I'm like, I don't care who Drake is. I don't care who your top artist is. It's like, you want to know what day of the week my cat shits the hardest? It's Wednesday, brother. It's, it's, it's- Wow. But the problem is Do cats shit every day? I want to say so. I think they're like, I don't know when they do. Maybe like nighttime or something. But my problem with all these apps is like, everything has an app now, but they're not being made by good web developers. It's like, why do I have an uppercase, lowercase password for my cat to shit? I know. Shit fires me up Well I think it hard because now with AI Like you could just set an AI thing to just try and scramble to figure out somebody password and it could just do it infinitely You know that why there a lot of fear these days But yeah, dude, some of that stuff. What was that thing you was just showing with that cat? The little robot. Yeah, it shows. I could pull it up right now. Oh, I believe you, dude. I'm sorry that you're having to go through all that. It's just crazy that that's kind of where we are. What's the newest thing you bought recently that fired you up? not my i haven't really bought anything i've been kind of looking for a house but it's been like a slow look same area yeah or like same like city yeah i want to live in the same area same city but it's just been kind of tough there's been some that have come by but it's just like and then it's hard to go look sometimes you get caught up with work and stuff like that but it's been good what uh what do you what what what kind of speech you in like a new house i just want a little more space a little bit more like property kind of a little bit just a little bit more land Not even a ton, but just a little bit more. Would you have a farm? I wouldn't mind maybe getting a couple animals or something. I know my mom would like to have some animals, so maybe I could keep some if she wanted to come out and see them sometimes. That's cool. I mean, it would be nice to have a couple horses and a dog. A couple editors out there. Yeah, a couple editors in the barn. A couple roosters, donkeys, some guys cutting clips in the back. Feeding them hay. Feeding them prime energy. With the animals, dude. Dude, what did I just see of – what was that thing at Rogan's? I saw this thing. Do you see this thing at Rogan's club where the furries showed up and were protesting him? Really? No. Furries? Yeah. See if you can find that. Is this real? Protesters gather outside Joe Rogan's comedy mothership in Austin. Rogan is diet. Alec Jones never again is now. What does that even mean? That was Trisha Paytas' backup slogan. Never again. What were they there for? Does it say if you look in the comments or anything? This looks like a silent disco. This is the worst protest I've ever seen. Also, it looks fun. It does look fun. I mean, they have a Cartman out there. Yeah, what was that? Discover the protest at Joe Rogan's County Mothership in Austin where critics gathered to voice their opinions on the podcaster. Well, first of all, this was on New Year's Eve, so these motherfuckers are lonely. Yeah, that is so sad. Hey, what are you guys doing when the ball drops? We're going to go protest the mothership? Is that even real? I wonder then. I don't know. It looks like it could have just been a party outside of there. Yeah. I don't, there two people with the sun How many people do you need for it to be a protest You know Cause at one curious about the guys who preach the gospel out front of like you go down a PPG arena and they preaching the gospel with a sign but it one guy Is that a protest or is he just schizophrenic? That's a good point. Sometimes that's a guy just like soapbox kind of. Yeah. This says here, let me see. It says, protesters gathered outside Comedy Mothership in Austin on New Year's Eve 2025 to criticize Joe Rogan, the club's owner and podcaster. They labeled him as a diet Alex Jones Comparing his views to one of the far right figure Alex Jones Also based in Austin Critics blame Rogan for dominating Austin's comedy scene Since opening the club in 2023 Sidelining local venues Like Cold Town Theater and Capital City Comedy Club Yeah, I don't know Some of the demonstrators wore inflatable costumes Like unicorns, dinosaurs, and cows Which is also Rogan's diet plus an Eric Cartman impersonator from South Park while holding up signs such as never again is now. Why is he talking about Yoda? I don't get the never again is now thing. I don't know, but I think you're right when you said that it's Trisha Bates' second slogan. It's a great idea. I don't know, man. That's bizarre. At Sierra, discover top workout gear at incredible prices, which might lead to another discovery. Your headphones haven't been connected this whole time. Awkward. Discover top brands at unexpectedly low prices. Sierra, let's get moving. 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What a, what a, oh, I saw your, you went to the Rams game. You did. I got big in football. I'm locked in. I used to be a guy like three years ago that was like, oh, you like sports? Get a real personality, bud. Get a hobby. Do open nights. But like I got invited to a Rams game a couple years ago, maybe like two years ago. And I just clicked. And I just started, you know, it started by me just going to games. And then it started by me like, you know, like watching the game on your phone. Oh, yeah. And you're like at divorce court and you're like just kind of watching it. But over time, you just kind of get locked in. And it's just like now I'm all about it. Like I don't miss a game. I was just at the Rams game on Sunday against the Cardinals. And, like, now it's to the point where it affects my day. I'm fully in. I was, like, in denial. But, like, it's kind of like with, like, nicotine or something. Where you're like, I'm not going to get nicotine. Not me. Not me. I'm built different. And then it's, you know. Oh, shit. You have one before breakfast. But, yeah, I did the chant at the Rams game. Like, the who's house chant. Was that scary? What was that vibe like? You know, it was a lot of fun. I think I was definitely more amped up. Let's see it. Pull it up. but I think just performance and standing is just, this is just another gig. Right. You're kind of used to that part. So the nerves aren't there, but I guess off the acoustics, all that would be kind of scary. Well, I will say it's like EDM and sports, like they just cheered anything. Like I did a gig opening, opening lightly. I say for Dylan Francis, you know, Dylan years ago at hard summer, I went up as like a fake DJ before he, his set, the headline set. So when I went up there, I was like a character and was like, what the fuck is up Coachella? And it was at a different music venue. And like, they just cheered. Like they were just happy. Like they don't even care. They hear somebody make a noise in a mic. I could have went up there and went, and they're like, yeah. Yeah. So like that same kind of energy that I got from that crowd was the same I got at the Rams. When I'm just like, you yell whose house? You go Rams. Like you're just going to get good feedback. So. Dude, and it's nice to, it is nice to be a fan of something. Like I became a fan of Vanderbilt. I've been a fan of LSU and I cheer for the Vols, but it's like, it's just nice to be a fan of something. It makes you, gives you something to be kind of invested in. Let's see this. Let's see this whose house part. Is it in here? And I cheer for the Vols, but it's like, it's just nice to be a fan of something. And I cheer for the Vols, but it's like, it's just nice to be a fan of something. It makes you, gives you something to be kind of invested in. Let's see this. Let's see this Who's House part. Is it in here? I can throw 40 yards. Who's House! It's so awkward just seeing it. They got to cut to. Why do I look like the Seahawks logo? You got to try to sneak a quick joke in there. Oh, you do look like the Seahawks logo from the side right there. Yes, sir. and you had your own celebration too I saw the what was the did I what was that celly that he had oh this is this is dumb this is insane dude sometimes I just post something and I'm like man fuck it cause those are the ones that like that'll either that'll either flop or do like whatever but I saw this that's an insane touchdown celebration yeah it's crazy dude John Morant can we pull up his his buckets you know John Morant yeah for the Grizzlies oh yeah we're in Tennessee. His celebrations, I can't stop talking about how, dude, they're the funniest things in the world. The grenade. I haven't even noticed a lot of them. Have you seen them? Dude, when he makes like a three, he does the grenade, throws it, and then covers his ears. I mean, you have to get him on the pod. The grenade covers the ears. That is pretty clutch, bro. And then he started doing one that's like a rocket launcher, but then he got, he gets fine for every single one of these. He did a rocket launcher. So now his new one is he'll pull out a gun and then put it down like this. He holsters it and goes like no fines here. Dude, it's so funny to me. He doesn't give a fuck, huh? No. And he's going to fine probably like 10 or 30k for this, but when you're making that much, I just don't know. He puts a gun away, holsters it, puts it down. There we go. And that's protecting gun violence. That's legendary, dude. It's just funny, man. I think that even the players are getting scared of being over there. So he may need that weapon when he leaves a facility. It's kind of crazy. The one place that should be allowed to actually have weapons in the cellies is there. Right, right, right. Yeah, it depends on the team. If you're on the Warriors, okay, that's enough. Yeah. You just tweet about it, you know? Just hit up Zuck and be like, this guy's bullying me online. But if you're in Memphis, yeah, you need at least like a bow and arrow or the RPG. Yeah, I think you deserve that. What is Memphis like? I'm going there on my tour. Oh, Memphis is awesome, dude. It has so much history. It's just gotten this kind of – it's gotten like a lot of – it got a lot of danger downtown at night and in just different areas And it makes it kind of a bummer because you can go enjoy like the vibes that are there Graceland is really great if you get to go see Elvis house Okay It great I heard about that It's great. It's worth going to see. And that's where, wait, hold on. I'm really dumb. Elvis lived in Memphis or Graceland is on the outskirts of Memphis? Elvis, it's in Memphis and Elvis lived there. Elvis in Memphis? Oh, he was probably clapping BBWs. I mean, I don't know what it was like back then, man, but I bet it was a great mix of music and sound and culture and everything. I mean, Memphis used to be so great. Dude, if you get to stay at the hotel downtown where they have the ducks and the ducks come in like every day at like I think 4 p.m., the duck master brings in the ducks. Is this a military thing? No, it's like these ducks that come in and they swim in the pond up there. The famous Peabody Ducks at the Peabody Hotel. No, I've never heard of this. Yeah. The Peabody Ducks are the resident mallards at the Peabody Memphis Hotel, known for their daily march down a red carpet into the lobby fountain at 11 a.m. and back to their rooftop duck palace at 5 p.m. The tradition began in 1933 when the hotel's general manager and a friend, after some whiskey, put their live duck decoys in the lobby fountain, delighting guests. Hmm. Okay. What's crazy is ducks are called ducks because they literally duck. Yeah. Oh, it could be just a couple brothers. It could be a couple brothers named Duck. But these are the actual ducks. You have people come in, and the duck master walks them in, and the duck master live in the hotel up top. Is he really? Yeah. It's a beautiful place, and they got a great place there where they sell, like, replica suits that Elvis used to wear. I got one last time I was over there. Oh, wow. It was pretty cool. Yeah, I'm excited, man. I'm going to do a lot of places I've never been on my tour, and Memphis is definitely one of them. Oh, it's going to be good. Yeah, there's great people there. It's great shows. It's just they got this, they got like, I don't know, it just gets a little bit tragic over there and kind of shooty. That's the thing. It gets shooty at night. But there's a chance of precipitation from a luger. People popping off. Yeah, that's unfortunate. But yeah, that bust nut Selly, dude, that shit's nice, man. Yeah, that's crazy. When do you think the first person that ever busted a nut actually was, do you think? Can you pull that up? Wasn't it Adam? Huh? Was it Adam? No, Adam Lambert? No. Like an Eve? Or are they even real? Yeah. Adam Neve. They had to have been. Somebody had to have said it. I mean, I don't think we should go down that road right now. But we can, but it just might take a long time. The earliest recorded references to ejaculation in human history appear in ancient Sumerian and Egyptian myths from around 2500 to 2400 the somalis these texts describe these texts describe god creating rivers deities and the world through acts of masturbation and seminal emission i wonder how many people called out of work the next day once they found out about masturbation oh this it's like in middle school when like a new video game would drop and you'd be like be home sick the next day i'm like cod dropped oh if a good game drop i miss it dude that shit was so nice you play any video games not right now i haven't been playing them man i wouldn't mind oh i do play uh i played breath of the wild and i played whatever the second one was i'm not sure i know that what was the second one it was on switch oh yeah you switch guy yeah i like switch just because i can kind of keep with me on the go oh uh tears of the kingdom the second one was not good it was just too involved it was like bro I don't have time you had to like heat everything it was like too many things like the first one you have to warm up your food it's like okay I'll spend a little bit of time doing that but this one you had to like heat up your like if you wanted your thing to fly you to warm up these days it just was way too it was like dude what the fuck I have a job you know and shouldn't you want me to have a job like how much time would you want me to spend here it felt like they wanted you to spend so much time there. It felt kind of unfair. Okay. I'll, I'll avoid it. So that's what I kind of felt. It does look kind of chill though. When does it, when does someone's nut actually bust? What is that about? You know what I'm saying? You hear about it, but what's like the exact, like, what is the actual, like what's like the NASCAR, the way of the flag to go? Yeah. When is that? When is that? When is the nut, when is the nut actually bust? If you can look that up. Is it faster? Just being on a list also. Oh, yeah. But is it like the speed of light? Do you think there's something called the speed of nut? I mean, it's right there. It has to be something. Because it's really how creation started. I mean, they're saying right there that it's like in ancient texts that that's how the creation of rivers and lands and even people started. How many miles per hour is it? I think that would be something. Let's learn. A nut bust is slang for ejaculation during masturbation or sex. It refers to the moment of orgasm when semen is released. The phrase emerged in the 1930s with nuts meaning testicles since the 1800s. It evolved to describing climaxing explosively People use it interchangeably And this is via perplexity Thank you People use it interchangeably with bust a nut often in casual or explicit talk about male orgasms. It applies specifically to masturbation in context like solo sessions. What do you, do you call it bust a nut or you got something fun? Like release the hounds. Um, I do that like that. Uh, one, two, one, two, three, release them. I do that. I do that. Five, six, seven, eight. I do that chocolate stud, that lady that sings at the funerals, you know? No, who's this? You didn't see her? Maybe. Oh, this is someone I love right here. Oh, dude, I got to show you this song. You don't know this? Speaking of grandma. Uh-uh, play real quick. This is the... Oh, I do know this. I bet the other dead bodies are like type shit. This is kind of good. There's a truck going by. That's a funeral, bro. Is that what it is? That is like... That's a Hall of Fame stud suit right there. They need to hang that up somewhere in a bowling alley. Some people thought this was Nate Robinson, dude. One, two, one, two, three, release them. I wish it ever happened. There you go right there. Yo, that shit was hard. She gets hired everywhere now. Shout out to her. What's her name as well? Really? She gets hired everywhere now. She's blown up. Bro, she's about to get the fucking triple bookings after this podcast drops. She's blown up. She sings. What did she charge for this? The release them was hard. That was literally like the smoke of like a DJ set. Oh, yeah. That was sick, man. Niecy Robinson. Release them. She really popped off. One, two, three, release them. I wish that heaven had a phone to call you up. Man, that's the truth, bro. And that's, I think, her own song, isn't it? Bro, I heard a song last night. It's so good. It's about a grandma dying on Instagram Reels. What is it? Can you type in Miami something bazooka? Bro, it's the funniest song. It's so good. It's an AI song? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. No, it's a real dude. But it's getting a lot of play right now. Let's hear it. This shit is hard. It might be my walkout song. Ooh, pull up. I love this. Yeah. I got to get a new walkout. Or place at my funeral with the balloons. I hope we don't die for a long time though. Type shit. Kind of a build-up. Tennessee type shit. this yeah I gotta get a new workplace on my funeral with the balloons I hope we this yeah I gotta get a new workplace on my funeral with the balloons I hope we don't die for a long time though type shit kind of a build-up Tennessee type shit So Wait for Imagine this was job ran highlights the hell is she gone? Yeah, that's all the part I heard. But recipes, my greatest shit, hit by a bazooka. Honestly, if my grandma died by a bazooka, I mean, that's kind of a sick way to go out. Well, there's only so many ways to go, bro. I've always said once I die, I want my body to be shot out of a cannon into a schoolyard of kids that are playing. They don't know I'm coming. Really? Right? Shot over the fence or whatever, right? Your body or cremated? My body, no. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah. And the first kids that come up and touch my body gets everything that I have. That's like a Mr. Beast games. Yeah. Or you should be like a field goal, like for Vanderbilt, like your body gets shot through the t-shirt cannon. I think it would be cool if you got put into a special thing in a t-shirt cannon and they shot you out or something. They should do shit like that. It's like, um, I've been preaching this for a minute. Like there's so many cool, like Jenna reveals where they do like all this stuff, but you never seen like a viral cremation. Like I'm sick and tired. Like I I've been writing a bit about it, but like, I want my ashes to get blown out of the exhaust of like a Ford F-350. And I want to do half and half. Top part cremated, bottom half open casket. Like I want to do half and half. Come see that junk. Yes, sir. I love that. But like nobody's doing fun stuff with like the ashes. It's always like, oh, let's go to Mount Rushmore. So she can be close to an old president. Yeah. And I've been there and it's not that great. They do have good ice cream. But yeah, it's not worth going all the way to drop your ashes. I agree. Do something great. Surprise people at a party. There you go. Do this Civil War type shit. Shoot me out of a cannon. Here we go. Yeah, where are you getting your ashes blown out? I don't know. It's a good question. It's like... Honestly, like a strip club would be far. Just like doing it with ashes. Let John Morant throw them out. He would do it, dude. He has all those famous like strip club scenes. Yeah yeah yeah Go back to the other thing though This is good Ejaculation speed varies but sources cite average speeds around 27 to 28 miles per hour That's like two bird scooters. Or up to 45 kilometers per hour, while sperm itself can move faster, sometimes reaching 70 kilometers an hour. Though it slows significantly inside the female reproductive tract, women will slow anything down. Speeds are measured in bursts during contractions. I do the damn makeup all day. I always think about this. But average ejaculation around 27 to 28 miles per hour, bro. I think if it was a baseball, I feel like I could hit it. How fast is that? I feel like I could hit that. Yeah. 27 miles an hour? Yeah, you could hit it. If somebody threw a bunch of sperm at you, you could hit it. Because in the MLB, they're doing what, 90? If you're a complete gay weirdo, you could fucking. But I'm thinking if it was a fastball. Oh, I'd just say ball and just catch it. That's the gayest thing you could do. Yo, pause. I was just thinking, well, this shit is already really gay. Like I low-key want to like drive a car 27 miles an hour down the street right now just so I can comprehend how fast it is. Well, I will say this. If you got on the very hood, say somebody drove it, 27 miles an hour, you get on the hood and you get your wiener just above the front of the hood and you bust. Like a Buick? Or say you go about 25 miles an hour. Yeah. If you bust, it should kind of stay in front of you guys just a little bit. Now, that would be pretty awesome to see. That's something you guys should start doing man You could use that to raise money for the military Doing that for like dude perfect Yeah dude Cause dude you're already perfect You're fucking shooting these bitches off of the mall You're shooting them off of like a burning shopping mall Into like a children's daycare And then they speed up and it gets all over you No but you're Dude you're already perfect Those guys are already perfect Somebody tell them they're doing hook shots from like the From Ukraine Yeah from Ukraine and landing them like in Russia. Like you're doing great, dude. Like, yeah, it should just be called dudes done it. They've done it. Yeah, you've done it. So start doing other cool shit. What is this? Ma'am flips over Corvette driving at 30 miles per hour. Okay, let's watch it. I got people on the bus and Matt. Oh, wow. It sounded like it hit his legs. It did. Some hit. If that's even real. He did a flip. Yeah, that regardless is pretty cool. Is there an exact moment that the nut actually busts? And does it take longer to come out with a bigger hog Because it got more travel space Or does that propel it like a slide like a long shouldn you already know that i don study hogs that true but like if i'll tell you it doesn't no it's the same speed i think so i've never seen a small hog do it but wouldn't have to travel more penis size doesn't directly dictate ejaculation time some studies link larger glands volume to faster ejaculation while while others nothing to see here trevor while others findings like those are yeah i don't think it matters that much man i'm gonna tell that to a woman but you hey you want to see something travel at 27 to 28 miles an hour in a minute that's not a bad line it's not that at all what do you think we get at 30 hey come over you want to see this you got a speed gun you ever meet someone when he's this cop gun on this you ever meet somebody and and wonder like how are you the sperm that made it yeah you know what i mean oh you realize there was a slim group of racers oh yeah they were racing on an off day yeah or there there must have been like some bad weather that day but like sometimes i'm like how are you that the sperm cell that beat everyone else oh yeah there's some people that shouldn't be people yeah there's some people that shouldn't be people for sure who's top three people you you would like to take out or that don't need to be people it can be a type of person or not like a race but like a like somebody who works at like a let me think like a barista or something probably this gay dude that gave my friend uh a high on like maneuver when we're high on lsd at a Waffle House when we were kids. He did too much. He wasn't even choking. We don't know if he was. Clocking them from the back. I mean, he did a lot. It was a lot. Really? Tell me about that. He was choking? Yeah, we were on LSD. We went there and we saw a black gay guy. We'd never seen it before, so we didn't even know what to do. We were like, no. This is in Covington? Yeah, and we're like, no way or whatever. We're freaking out, and we're already freaking out. We're like, you know, we're probably LSD 15 LSD waffle house. Just sitting there rattling. How'd you know he was a little, he seemed, yeah, he was wearing like flare and shit. They didn't even have flare really. Like he was wearing like a lot of like, like exciting flare light up shoes. Yeah. Just shit. That was like, yeah. Like his whole fucking, like his dick was probably glow in the dark or whatever, you know? So you could just feel like it felt like something warm was coming out of his pants Like if you got close to you it felt like it warm in the front yeah okay i hear you but anyway yeah my friend started choking i think and also we laughing so hard because we just so high and he started heimliching him and he just kept doing it it was crazy dude and i was laughing so hard i was like tears were flying out of my i couldn't even i couldn't even try to save my friend i was like laughing so i just And my friend was kind of small and he just kept doing it to him. But anyway. But you'd take him out? I think we should have a talk. Okay. I think things, you know, that was kind of a lot. I saw that you just went to Africa, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty fun. Were you touring over there? No, no. You go with your girl? No, I was with my family. I was literally just, it was one of those things where like a year ago, my mom texts a family group chat, which is a pretty boring chat. Somebody's got to spice it up. Uh, my mom just texting goes, uh, Hey, would you guys want to go to Africa as a family? Like, uh, I was like, yeah, I'm down. And then it comes like nine months later, like, Hey, you got to get these shots. Like you're going like, this is a thing. And I'm like, Oh fuck, this is actually happening. Um, and yeah, I got like five shots and then went with family, just did a bunch of safari stuff and it was pretty cool. I mean, like glad you did. Yeah, definitely. I think it was fun just being, cause I haven't done like a family trip in like over a decade. So it was fun to just be with my parents and my sister for the first time, like actually doing something in a while. But it's so funny that it's like my brain is so brain rot. There's like literally a lion eating a zebra in front of me. And I'm like, yeah, but like you can see this on reels. Right. Like it was definitely cool. It was very surreal seeing because the safaris are all at. I don't even know. Were you guys in Kenya? Where'd you go? Yeah, Kenya. Savo Amboseli. Which one? You guys want to go to one of those? I'm not sure which one, but we were in kind of like all around the like outskirts of Nairobi. And it's like each one would be like three hours. So all these are like kind of in like sanctuaries where the hotel is. And then you travel around the hotel. But traveling from kind of hotel to hotel, that's really where you see like the real, real side of Africa. And that was like very, I want to say like probably the best sense of community I've ever seen. Like everybody's just outside doing something. Oh, I went on a hot air balloon. That was the same. Have you ever been on a hot air balloon? No, I don't know if I have it's you know, it's it's it was honestly the coolest thing I've ever done. It was like What's crazy is when the fire is going to propel you it's loud as hell, but when it's not it's dead silent This is at like 7 a.m. So you're just sitting there in the sky in silence, but Yes is going to propel you. is going to propel you. It's loud as hell. But when it's not, it's dead silent. And this was at like 7 a.m. So you're just sitting there in the sky in silence. But yeah, seeing the communities was so interesting because- Dude, that's sick. Everybody's outside. Everybody's like, nobody's really like hanging on their phones, which- Well, some people might not have phones and they don't have air conditioning too. Yeah. But like just- But it's also part of the culture just being alive and like seeing what's going on. But everybody was either like, no matter where you were going, there was just people just like walking. There's always some that, I don't know, man. It's just, it was really a cool perspective to see. Like, like that literally, like I'm seeing elephants like this close in front of me and I'm like acting like this is normal. Yeah. Dude, that's beautiful, man. It was actually really beautiful. And I had a great time. I'm trying to think about funny stuff that happened out there, if any. That's amazing. And do they have a lot of like wiggas over there or anything like that? Or is it not that? Just me, but not that I, no, I mean. because that's where they would really be at because otherwise that's kind of an American thing then I guess I don't know if I saw like any like because that's where the local white people but I'm just saying they got to have some and if they do are some of them you know well I think they go there in disguise taking notes and then yeah they're like a secret spy for back home what about MGK you think he's one or no I think graduated he yeah once you put like a paper clip in as an earring i think you've you've graduated bailey zimmerman is one is he i don't know i'm not super familiar with his music but i know he's very popular and i yeah um who else out there is i don't know but i'm just saying if they don't have a mayor then it's an american thing or it's a british thing what are we talking about wiggas what are you talking about i don't know i was trying to think about other artists who might get allegations. Oh, no, I'm just saying, I mean, Elton John was kind of one, even though he never... Was he really? I think he was. Kind of just from his style, for sure. He was more on the wiggle side of things. I think he was more on the wiggle side of things. Well, I mean, I think it's very close. Yeah. If you wiggle enough, a brother will show up, you know? So I think, like, you wiggle enough, somebody's going to cornrow your hair and light a fucking blunt for you. Who's the OG? Would you say? Oh, the OGs? I mean, there's... Would it be Elvis? Ooh, that's a good call. Michael Rapaport was kind of one I think in his day For sure Who that guy Gianni Johnny Paolo He the front runner He he he Heisman He Heisman for sure We go to the UFC fights all the time He is high. Every time I see a photo of him, his chains get bigger and bigger. Either he's stolen or and stolen her. That's great. Oh yeah. He gets them stolen. Yeah. I like we're boys on Instagram. I've never met him in real life, but every time I see him, he's flexing more and more money. I'm like, how many episodes of power were you on? The best bro. he's gonna need some power to fuck it he's gonna need some power to keep people off his chains they get snatched like that i think it happens a lot within the culture it's part of the culture it's kind of like how it's like uh it almost seems like a sting operation it's like capture the flag kind of some people say he's a fed some people say snitched on diddy diddy i don't know but i've just heard a lot of that shit some people say he's a fed i mean look at him but he's got to be like the heisman for that community i think if you had every year they They should Heisman up a Wiga, I think. Yeah. And I think— Who do they got for 2025? I think this guy is a candidate. Him. I think you'd put MGK in there, though. I don't think—MGK's kind of his own thing, though. I would say— He's just multifaceted. I think he's, you know— I think Rife's up there a little bit, fresh off Wild N' Out. Oh, Matt Rife, definitely. Off the Wild N' Out days a little bit. With the abs, you can't have great abs and not be Wigan. Now he's more kind of like— I think Rife has Wiga in him. Yeah. Or H-Dub Hidden Wig, they call it. I'm trying to think of who else. Oh, maybe that, oh, Dan Bongino. Tim Walls. Tim Dillon, maybe. Tony the Tiger, probably. That guy that was in Salt. Saltburn? Saltburn, but not the main guy. Barry Keoghan? Barry Keoghan. Is he? I could see it. He's Irish. Almost all Irish people are. All right. Yeah. I feel like there's some obvious ones that I'm missing. Oh, I thought that was a picture of damn. I think Chalamet is a little bit. He could low key have some in him. I thought this was a picture of who are those lion tamers in Vegas? Penn and Teller? No. Fuck. I thought that was Sigfried and Roy. Oh, I thought that was like Sigmund Freud. I didn't even know, dude. But no, I'm just glad to know what's happening out there. Dude, did you see when Speed, I Show Speed, raced that cheetah? Mm-mm. Dude Did he beat it? How fast are cheetahs running? Because the real speed is what can go faster A cheetah or not We find out right now Let see that Come on baby What the f You see that It scratched him. What the f***? Wait. I'm lost. Wait, so how fast was... It said 110 miles an hour. That's just not real. It said the cheetah hit up to 92 miles an hour at some point. I don't know if that was... I mean, these are all edits, but still, the fact that he raced a cheetah is wild. What's an animal you could race and beat, you think? Rooster. But if they're not flying. If they're only running. They can't fly. But they can kind of jump start a little bit. They go nine miles an hour. Yeah, I could beat it. I don't know, nine miles? Can you run nine miles in an hour? Throughout the day, yeah. Well, that's not throughout the day, bro. It's in one hour. So you only get one hour. So you only get one part of a day. Nine miles in an hour. And they can briefly reach up to 15 miles an hour when they're flapping their wings. Me too. I could beat a rooster off like a 40-yard dash if he's not using his wings. What about you? I don't know. I'm trying to think of an animal that I could really like. I think anything at Petco. That's not true. Anything that's caged at a Petco. A pony. I could beat. Pony? Oh, I don't know. Small ponies are quick. No, ponies are fast. That's a good question. What's a good animal I could beat? Probably something that's been using. Yeah, what animals... Can we see what animals run beneath 10 miles per hour? Yeah. Because I think I could run 10 miles an hour for a minute 30. So I don't know what that math is, but I could do that. Many animals run below 10 miles an hour. Sloths, giant tortoises, koalas, banana slugs, snails. These all suck. First of all, what the hell is under the manatees? What the hell is a woodcock? Yeah, I'll fight a woodcock. What is that? I don't know. That's a good question. That's who should be starting the OF in the military. American woodcock. Oh, yeah, I'll race that thing. Look at the fucking beer belly on that thing. Oh, yeah. He's a lad of the loggers. I'll race the balls off of that little midget. I'll race the balls off that little air twink. Look at that thing. I'll fucking I serve some seed right out of my fucking wiener to that thing would you let that thing fucking reach into your wiener to get a piece of seed look at that look at that spout on him i feel like that would hurt but if i was if i was under anesthesia i guess what like i like if like like if they were already like like like if i had to get a colonoscopy and they're already like doing that you're like i'd let him fucking just sniff in there for a second and see what's going on bro like it's like the can it's like the canary in the coal mine. Yes, sir. Well, I think he should be doing more kind of the gyno stuff. Like the contraptions they have to use to check out the insides of a woman. I mean, they, they seem so industrial. They seem like they found it in a warehouse and like a GMC in like 1960s. Like it's like a clamp. Like it also feels like disrespectful to the woman. We're like, yeah, we just got to go and open up in there. This is a Trans Am. Yeah. Like they use one of those things that they used to use to like lift your car up. Yeah. But like that's to keep a fire going, you know? Like sometimes they'll use like an accordion, you know, like. I know, dude. It's tough. It's definitely ridiculous. We don't need to look at all that. That's crazy. Well, it's also, yeah, that bird is kind of what it's replicating, I feel like. That bird does the gynos of the nest. That bird's a party bird. Yeah. Did you see the, you saw 6ix9ine is going to the same prison as Maduro. Did you see that? He's in there with Luigi, Diddy, Maduro. I don't know if that's true, but I saw it on a meme. That's crazy. But I guess it makes sense they keep mauling the same person. Let me see what this 6'9 Maduro and the 10-kilo cell. Arrested President Maduro and his wife. That's crazy, right? All right, so the mad thing. So I got the call. I love how he's doing PR for jail. He's doing a podcast run to promote jail. Well, somebody texted me saying that they think that when they send me to prison on Tuesday, me and Maduro is going to be in the same unit. But do you think he's going to prison for PR? Like, why is he even – what is he going – what charges is he there for? That's a great question. What charges is he there for? I wonder if he'd be a good guest whenever he gets out, you think? Yeah. Have you ever met him? Mm-mm. I never met him. rapper Tekashi69 has faced various charges primarily stemming from his association with the 9-tray bloods What's he going to jail for right now? Oh and jail since when early 2026 Received another three months sentence for new violations including having cocaine and ecstasy in his Miami home and punching a man who taunted him And jail sentence in early 2026. And jail sentence in early 2026. Received another three-month sentence for new violations, including having cocaine and ecstasy in his Miami home and punching a man who taunted him. Well, sometimes you got to do that. But damn, yeah, I think it could be interesting just to see what his life is like and stuff. They should give him like a Twitch stream from jail. Yeah. If he's on a run here. That'd be wild. Well, I just feel like everything is going to start merging. They're going to have to start funding. Like if the government can't keep things going, They're going to, everything is going to have to be started, be funded kind of privately or by people or by like, you know, so I wouldn't be surprised if you start to see like Twitch streams from jail. I wouldn't be surprised if you start to see like, um, the army, uh, or the military start to like have stream or have, um, content, right? Like I just think that that stuff's going to kind of grow a lot, you know? Like I'll be on TikTok live just, and it'll just pop up. And there's like always, and if you're chronically online, you've seen this on TikTok, they'll just show like a bar. Like it's just like behind the bartender and he's just working and there's just a bar. Yeah. For what? And they're like monetizing that. They're just showing security camera of places. Yeah. And just getting money from it. Oh, dude. I used to watch like these like in like different funerals from different countries. Like you could watch like Indian funerals and stuff and they'd have streams of it and like on YouTube or like just long clips of it. Yeah. You can just watch like it's neat to have kind of like a just like a thing you can just watch. It just blows my mind, like, the effect of live. Like, if somebody was like, hey, here's a 20-minute video, I don't want to watch that, but they're like, here's a stream, you'll end up watching 20 minutes in the blink of an eye. Well, let's go a little bit more into that prison. Who else was in there? Who else has been in there? Is there any articles on it? Is Hasbulla in there? Hall of Fame. Was he in or out of jail? He's got those RICO charges. Hasbulla? Yeah, doesn't he? He has a twin sister, you know that? No, I didn't know this. Hasbulla has a twin sister? Yes, Hasbulla Magomedov was arrested in his native Dagestan in May 2023 for traffic violations. Of course. He couldn't reach the pedal. What are we even talking about? Including blocking a road and doing donuts with friends while celebrating a wedding. Bro, put him in a Waymo and call it a day. First of all, you have to know that if he gets into a car, just shut the road down for a couple minutes. Lessons of Fisher Price. What car was he whipping in? He was released under house arrest after being granted bail and had to wear an ankle monitor around his neck No way They just turned him into a Rottweiler Do you think being on house arrest I made that part up He later apologized for the incident, stating he wasn't driving and promised it wouldn't happen again. I love that in their country, there's such a code of honor, you can just at least promise that it won't happen again. That's awesome. I mean, do you think being on house arrest as a smaller person is, like, nice? I bet it's kind of nice, especially for a busy guy like him, because he He just gets a little bit of time to himself. Al Sharpton's locked up. Notable inmates that have been held at MDC Brooklyn. Oh, oh, oh, have been. Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn has gained significant notoriety for housing in an unusually high concentration of high-profile federal defendants, including Maduro, Luigi Mangione, Diddy, R. Kelly, Sam Bankman-Fried, El Chapo Michael Cohen Ghislaine Maxwell Martin Shkreli and Al Sharpton wow Sam Bankman Freed I just thought it was funny that he named him like his two last names were the two things that he was he was like this bank man and then he was also fried all the time so to me it was like the most perfect he's in jail for what did he do again he might be out now Sam Bankman was convicted and sentenced to 25 years in prison and while orchestrating massive fraud at his crypto exchange, FTC found guilty of seven counts, including wire fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud. Yep, he's in there. So he'll be in there for a while. I feel like the NFT people are kind of, like, NFTs got so swept under the rug, but there were so many people who pulled massive money from that and just kind of, they made, like, NFT, like, clubs, and NFT, like, things. And then that all just disappeared. Yeah, and nobody talks about it. Did you see the new, this is the new way that they're thinking that incarceration could happen? This is with AI and technology. This is fascinating. So you can find that story of the pods. What is this? Yes. The future of incarceration. This is no longer about us. Honestly, I think it's too late, but it's about our generations to come. Your children, your grandchildren, your great grandchildren. There is a company called Cognify. If you Google it and watch their video and it's the future of incarceration is what it's titled with this Cognify system. Let's say you do a crime or maybe you act out against the government or you have a belief system that is not consistent with the country that you live in, and you are prosecuted for a crime by their definition you will then get an opportunity to choose Let just use this for hypothetical a measly petty theft You can spend 50 years in prison or you can go through the Cognify process which in three minutes they will imprint memory sets So let say there was someone who was even harmed by the crime that you did. You will be able to feel the emotions of your victim, the emotions that the family members went through, all of that. You will be forced to have the empathy and you will feel like you've been imprisoned for 25 years or whatever it may be, but it's only three minutes. Fuck that. They need that shit for when my girlfriend comes up to me after she had her period the next day and goes, I'm so sorry about last night. I'm on my period. Okay, well, you need to feel what I was feeling last night for getting yelled at. Get into the Cognify machine. But dude, eventually if they have an at-home one, that'd be crazy. But this is saying, this is like reverse ice bathing. Like sit in this and feel awful about yourself. But this is saying that if you did a crime and if you could have, I'm guessing it's probably something you'd have to afford. If you could afford Cognify, then you'd be able to go and serve your sentence in Cognify. You would have all the things that would really feel like in your brain had happened. And the, in five minutes you could do 20, 20 years. Cause like one, you could pay off the guy who hits the buttons and then he's like, all right, here we go. And you're like, Oh, Ooh, ow. It's hurting. Well, I mean, I think here it says Cognify is a futuristic prison concept proposed by scientist Hashim Al-Gayi. he's the newest member of phase clan by the way yeah yeah yeah that uses ai and brain implants to replace long sentences with brief intense rehabilitation so it's almost like an emdr but extremely deep into your brain ai generated memories artificial vivid memories are created by ai to simulate the impact of a crime on victims dude this should be crazy inmates experience years of remorse and understanding in a short time allowing for quicker release and reintegration And I mean, it kind of makes sense because that's what you're supposed to be there for. I just wonder how long would that stay, you know? And what if you just go into prison for like a little while and it's just a bunch of, you don't learn anything. It's just a bunch of dudes that's run a train on you or whatever. That'd be my scary thing. Like you use up for three minutes and now you're just limping. Yeah, dude. What if you get out and you're like, and then your wife lies. She's like, yeah, I left while you were gone. You were gone so long. You're like, I was gone for two songs on Spotify. Yeah, dude. Well, that's the interesting part is like. What the fuck? And your son's like, yeah, we have a new stepdad. You're like, what? Bro, that would be the scary thing is what if they just bring you back and like, oh, yeah, man, you just got a couple of MS-13 guys got a hold of you. And now you're like El Gay or whatever. And that would be the scariest part to me bro The crazy part is like if they doing this in three minutes it like you leave your house at 10 a Like Oh I committed this crime I so sorry You come back, you're back at noon. And all of a sudden you have all the remorse for, you know, burning down an Arby's. And now you're like, I didn't, I didn't think the fry cook was still in there. And I like, not now you just have this feeling of regret the rest of your life, but you still have the rest of your life to live. yeah, but I think the shortcut, it'll be a shortcut. and I think it'll be for people that can afford it because here's what you'll be able to do. People will, the Arby's family, they'll have some sort of like other part of it that's like an attorney part of it where it's like, okay, you can make due right now. You can pay restitution. You burn down the Arby's. You killed two, you know, a fry cook and someone in the drive-thru refused to leave without their order, even though the place was burning down and one other counter person. So you can settle out of court with them all right now for $300,000. And then it's just going to be like this fast track thing It's like, yeah, you're off the hook and you feel the remorse and you keep living. So if you shoot someone, would you feel that person's pain? I think they just want you to feel the pain of their family members and stuff like that. They would have ways that they could embed that into you. Yeah, that would fuck you up. I mean, both of those would fuck you up for life. What do you do? Like, tax fraud. It should fuck you up. You killed some people at an Arby's. You should have just— Right, right, right. It should fuck you up. Yeah, you shouldn't be off scot-free. So how would that work with like tax fraud? Like who? The government's, no. That's a good point. Maybe they wouldn't allow it for certain crimes. Or if they would be able to get the money back from you. I'm not sure. That's a good question. How fast would they do that? I feel like, I don't know. That's crazy. Yeah. But they probably are finding ways to speed up prison sentences, but still have the same effects. Well, it seems kind of archaic the way that we do it. kind of it's like this guy's in there for 50 years nothing ever had it's like yeah it goes through all these boards and it's never you know so long and it's just like such a drain on the system it's just i'd love to find out more about that like because i know a lot of it is just like some kind of money laundering thing you know yeah have you ever been to a prison i don't think i have i've been in a jail what's the difference i've never been to a prison a jail is just like a little gay ass prison nobody's even getting gayed out or whatever in it it's It's just people waiting for lunch and shit. People waiting for dick. Jails are local short-term facilities for those awaiting trial or serving sentences. You can't even find a gang in a jail, you know? You can find like one dude that'll like, jails are local jails are local short term facilities for those awaiting trial or serving sentences you can't even find a gang in a jail you know you can find like one dude that'll like like like a pen pal to another gang yeah you can find one dude who might fucking slip half a Hershey's under your door at night or whatever but there's no long term institution there those are more for prisons yeah cause they do like so many like tours like when you go to different cities and you wanna see like where Elvis lives I think they should tour jails for income like I'm just curious what's going on in there. Like, I want to do an episode of Scared Straight, but, like, I just want to see what's going on. Like, I'm just curious. Like, if there was a jail live stream on Twitch, I would watch every day. It's just, like, you never hear about anything there, so to watch it, it almost feels illegal. Well, there's a lot of shows about it now that people, I mean, people are into that type of viewing, I think, for sure, dude. I don't know if I'd be good in jail, dude. I wouldn't. No? I'd fucking hate it. Unless my cellmate, like, we could start a little band or something, I don't think I would be that good in there. If I had something to look forward to as like a group or whatever. Yeah. What would you do if you got approached by gang members? I'd have to join. Yeah. You could say, let me think about it for a day or two, but they're only going to probably give you two days. Yeah, I would treat it like I was a record label and I was a rapper. I'm just seeing what other offers I get. I think I would blind myself for something. So nobody's going to hurt a blind guy, I think. I do. I feel like, unfortunately, that's the number one target. Because you can't snitch. or like what did he feel like? Knuckles. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. That'd be scary to me. Because. I don't know, man. I guess, yeah, you'd have to join a gang. I would probably go Mexican gang. I feel like it might be the food might be better. I don't know. I don't know if black gangs are making food in there. I don't know. What's the worst gang to join in there? Prison gangs in the United States. Aryan Brotherhood. Black Guerrilla Mafia. Mexican Mafia, La Nuestra Familia, Texas Syndicate. That sounds kind of like new and novel. All these sound like a really good NFL league. And the Netas. For the XFL. Oh, yeah. If they bring the XFL back, start with these teams. The Tennessee type shit, dude. Put them in there. The Tennessee Fightins. Dude, they should have more. They got to start putting these people into teams, doing something. There's got to be a better way. It's all going to happen, man. Everything merging Everything getting weird Yes it all becoming Long John Silvers and Baskin dude There no it all becoming the Army fans It all starting to merge We going to start to see this kind of stuff a lot you know But I think they should take all the inmates and like give them some athletic thing to look forward to and then they can stream it. It's like, I would absolutely watch the Texas Syndicate versus the Puerto Ricans. Oh yeah, if you had a basketball game tonight. That's what I'm saying, like. It was La Nuestra Familia versus the Aryan Brotherhood at 9 p.m. First one to 11. No three-pointers. Dude I would fucking watch I feel like the ABA is only hitting threes They're not doing the work and the paint It beats the big three fucking league in a heartbeat But you should put one of these leagues Into the big three league They gotta start to just diversify But I'm saying like if these guys even just play That might bring some unity It's like UFC they talk shit before the fight Then after the game they like dap up I love this guy Maybe there could be some of that Where like if they're playing each other There's shit talking sure but afterwards Type shit type shit. Type shit. And then they could stream it and you could watch it on like Rumble or wherever, Paramount Plus or something. But like, I feel like. Oh yeah, Nick Fuentes would host it probably. I mean, I think he would probably do it. Especially if it's on Rumble, he's like their lead guy over there. Yeah, I, like there's got to be a way because they would also probably feel like, imagine being in jail but like every day you're training for a game on Saturday. Like, you have something to look forward to. I agree. That's the kind of stuff you need in there. You have the stars and shit. Even though you're a murderer, you still like, yeah but murder them threes bitch yeah boom from downtown because shots went in downtown he's a killer yeah shots fired that's one of his names dude they'd have cool ass names too stabby for three yeah oh like bobby lee always makes that sound um uh uh before we get out of here you have a special coming out uh i'm shooting one in march i'm shooting a special march 17th and 14th in arizona in phoenix yeah in phoenix nice super excited um it's gonna be sick phoenix is just a great comedy town. I'm really excited. I might go shoot my special there. Maybe it's not a bad idea. It's a great city. It's a great city. It's, I mean, you're out here now, but like, it's so close to LA and I've just never, some, some States like, uh, I'll say Ohio is a hit or miss state for me. Sometimes like, this is the best show of my life. I'm a special, or you're like, cool. Give me to the top of La Quinta, uh, with cement shoes. So you're like always in between. Um, I am on tour right now. I'm doing the Ryman tomorrow. If you want to do a spot, I would love to have you on That'd be sick as fuck. Yeah, man. Maybe I'll pop out. I haven't been on stage in a while. Really? Yeah. Dude I mean the crowd would just literally nut 28 miles per hour to see you do five minutes But Phoenix All right I come out I come out Yeah and then I doing the Will Turn which I opened for you at the Will Turn a couple years ago That a great spot Yeah, I'm doing a bunch. I've got Ventura, Cleveland. You've got a lot of good spots. Yeah, yeah. All of California. I'm doing Reno. I'm doing a lot of places I've never done before, like Oakland, Reno, Memphis, Fresno, Bakersfield, San Luis Obispo, Sacramento. You guys got to go see it, man. It's a great show. It's just entertaining. It's great energy. The whole set. Yeah, dude. You're so great up there, bro. Make sure to send me this too so I can share it on socials too whenever after today or after this episode goes up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please. That'd be awesome, man. And your tour is called Trevor Wallace Presents Alpha Beta Male. Alpha Beta Male. Yeah, just because I feel like my brain is split in between like being this like alpha male versus like this beta male. It's like I find just more kind of unity between both of them. And I feel like every decision I make has like an alpha side versus a beta side in me. It's not like one of those like red pill, blue pill type shows. shows but it is just like a funny thing to be like people are you this you that i'm like i feel like i'm kind of in between yeah a lot of fun yeah dude i think it also happens as you get as you grow up a little bit too it's like you kind of get two sides of it you know it's like you know there's days you're like you know yeah it's always usually like i'll bust a nut wherever you know what i'm saying i'll bust a nut at this fucking party or whatever i'm like the fuck you know yeah you know dude i remember i went to a one-year-old's birthday party at this is at a time when like you know when i was dealing with sobering and relapse and i went to a one-year-old birthday party and ended up buying cocaine there somehow from the one year old from an adult they're like blow out the candles and you hear the word blow and you're like where yeah i don't know i just show you anything can happen out there man yeah i just feel like my brain has like it's more so like all there's there's a second guessing element to almost everything that i do where it's like the example i i say on stage is like i've had this thought before like i wanted to like spit in a girl's mouth, but then another thought was like, but what if I miss? Yeah. But like, that's not how dirty talk works. That's not like how being hot in the bed works is like, you just do it. Yes. You have to be that. Yeah. You have to be present, but, but you know, it's like, or I'm like scared to like slap a girl's ass in the bed because I'm like, sometimes you don't get the, the pop and you get the dud. Yeah. Sounds like you're just trying to get the dog on the couch. Like, and for me, I'm trying to like, so I overthink everything. It's so embarrassing too when you get the dud. Cause they hear it. They hear it too. Yeah. Then a good person you're dating won't address it. A bitch will be like yeah the fuck Or that when you have to yell out that was loud huh or that when you yell out be like you probably need some lotion it a little dry back here or that or you do what like dads do when they're like moving into a house and they just start checking like how's this the structure yeah the getting a dud is is but like but literally that's all my thought process is is like there's a part of my brain that's like slap ass but then the other parts it's like what if you get a dud yeah what if you miss a little you get a little fire you hit that bone that's a crazy that's a salt yeah it's literally a salt yeah dude and then now that you're like how am i gonna bust at 27 miles an hour now and then it comes out like 12 miles an hour it's dude i'm like i'm probably the most one of the most in my head guys i can be and i just like once i started thinking about that like and this is more graphic but we're like pretty deep into the podcast if i start thinking oh no i'm not gonna be able to bust then i can't oh it's all mental for me like like if a girl even says like are you gonna be able to then it's out the window because now it's all i'm thinking about or if i get too hot i gotta run to the fucking sink like a little gopher and oh if the ac comes on or whatever oh yeah well the ac is a little gay blood on your back well the fan on it people who could come with the fan on i thought those are navy seals dude anybody who can probably air force yeah i've said i said this on stage like anybody who can have sex with a fan on is a fucking yeah that's air force dude bro you deserve to have an only fans and support our country why would you want to make the room colder to now like that's going to make things uh probably smaller i'm guessing oh but it's just crazy to have just anybody who could have sex with a fan on is insane it's literally like a cuck situation because you're like who's this other man in the room oh yeah it's a ceiling fan yeah yeah i couldn't do it not a lot of pressure dude i just but but i do that with everything career-wise i everything, everything. I, I, but it helps you do your meticulous. That's what it is. It is. And it keeps you where you are. And it's like, you know, you started, your career started off so hot. And a lot of times you see guys like that and it's hard for them to figure it out. You know, uh, how long were you doing content before you got in a standup? I was doing standup first, but, but, but, but, but like maybe, but you still only been doing it now, like what? Seven years, 10. Oh, have you really? Yeah. Fuck. I'm losing every, no, no, you're good, man. You're good. I I don't know why you'd know that How is everything going with bus boys, that's what's good dude, we're gonna cut it's gonna come out in a couple of weeks It's gonna come out in a couple of months Really? I think we're gonna go into theaters. Oh fuck you and then It looks like and we're figuring that out months really so i think we're gonna go into weeks uh no it's gonna come out in a couple of months really so i think we're gonna go into theaters oh fuck you and then uh it looks like and we're figuring that out right now and then we'll probably go direct to consumer just direct to people any streamer oh i guess that probably happens after you go theaters and then a buyer see i think it's also you have to present to them when it's fully done and show them what it looks like you know so it's been a long it's been a learning curve it's been a lot it's been a lot of stuff you realize it's like oh this is a big undertaking, but I realized it could be a lot easier next time. Yeah. And, um, we had a lot of things that were like in the way and make things tough to like the fires and moved everything at the last minute by a week and just all these little things that change everything. Um, but learned a ton self-financed it. We made it ourselves, you know, and like wrote it ourselves and completely like, so that, that part, I think I feel really excited about. And I think it should be, I think it's good. I'm just, you know, you've seen it so many times. You're like, I don't even know what's going on here but you're in it i'm in it i'm dude it's been so long i'm so happy that i got a tap for that i i watched the full thing and it's like i think the storyline is so there it's like it it's it's dumb to say but you're like yeah this is a movie it's not like somebody who tried to make a movie it's like this is a movie like this is a start to finish movie yeah and the storyline was i was impressed it was it's it's not groundbreaking but also it was our first time doing it. It was like, we had to make sure that this piece matches with this piece, but I do think it moves quick and it was funny. It was a lot of great cameos and stuff in it. I love the cameos. The cameos are great, man. And it but yeah it like even when I saw the trailer Spade showed me at the improv between all of his Raya matches but he showed me No he does No No, he does. He's got them. But even the trailer, like as dumb as it sounds, I'm like, dude, this is a, this is a movie trailer. Yeah. Like, like, like even if I had, I don't even know, like I could just be a random guy with a radio shack and I watch them like, dude, this fucking movie looks sick. Right. Like it, it, it feels everything like a movie. So any doubt you have, just because I know you're very. Like you, I think a lot. Yeah. I don't want to slap the bone, you know? Right. But as an outsider perspective, like, dude, this is a fucking movie, movie, movie. So like the fact it's going into theaters and then direct, like I'm, I'm fired up. You think I should feel confident about that? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, dude, there it is. There it is. Yeah. It was fun. I can't even believe it all happened. Right. I mean, it was a crazy time in the year and this all happened so fast. It was like 23 days in a row we shot and it was just a fucking, it was a lot, dude. but you crushed it we gotta do something again please man let's get this out so we can make a new one type shit I know and that's the thing like you know it's just I have so many ideas that I hold on to and I shoot it for so long by the time I go to like post I'm like what the fuck even is this so art has like an expiration date it feels like for the artist but it's like once you put it out there it's like like how you felt making it that's that's how it should be perceived a little bit that that that um what what is that book I'm blanking on his name it's a great book with the circles on it Rick Rubin Have you read the book? What's it called? He's great though. He has a book and it's all about just, yeah, the creative act. Dude, I really love this book. It The Creative Act A Way of Being I would check it out Have you had him on the pod I haven He would be a great guest I would like to I see some great clips of him His whole perception on art is like put it out And once it's out, at one point, you love the project. Don't let the outcome dictate how it is. When you started writing it, you loved it. When you were creating with your friends, you loved it. But I apply it to a lot of videos because at one point, when filming it or writing it or editing it or all that, I loved it. And then if I post it and it doesn't do well, I go, ah, fuck, the video sucked. They go, no, no, no. But like I had to care for it at one point. And it's sometimes you sit on projects for so long that you lose that care. So it's important to kind of put those things out before. And it's not that you lose that care, but your life just changes. Yeah. And what you find funny in 2024 versus 2025 is different. Yeah, sometimes it's tough to keep something going. But also you're right to remember like, man, at one time I had so much faith in this and believed in this and I knew it was good, right? Yeah. And I still think you should. I really do. Thanks, bro. I think I needed to hear something like that, too. We're looking at some last coloring scenes right now. You're so in it, man. You should do a small screening in Nashville and just not anybody who will just glaze, who's like, just literally 30 people and just show it and just be like, what were your takeaways? What did you like? What felt good? What felt... We probably need to do that soon. Maybe we'll do one out in LA, too, man. Yeah, absolutely, man. I want you to know when we do. Yeah, I'm super excited for that to come out. You got the tour right now. We'll share those on the socials as well. That'd be awesome, man. Yeah, I'll come out tomorrow night and do a set. You wanna do it Yeah Fuck yeah Who else is on the show Blastine Zach Townsend You know him Yeah I love him Zach Townsend and I think John Chris is doing set Dude it going to be Nashville finest It going to be like they going to take a screenshot of this and put it up next to that New York City prison post and be like, dude, they had Mom Dommy in that bitch. I don't know who's up in there. Thanks so much for coming, bro. Dude, always. Yeah. Congrats on everything. Thanks for the inspiration, dude. Yeah. You just always keep on going, dude. You keep staying creative and it's great to see. I'm glad we get to catch up. Dude, that means a lot coming from you. 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