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--:-- Sean Rameswaram: Every week, I get about a dozen robocalls on my cell phone, sometimes more. The calls usually share my area code or a nearby area code I recognize. Some of the calls are about health care. Some are about the IRS. Some just immediately disconnect.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: One thing all the calls share is that they are super annoying. Simon Van Zwielen-Wood knows a lot about robocalls.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: I don't, you know, I'm not the expert on, the world expert on robocalls. Maybe I am, but I don't think I am.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: I don't want this to be like the thing that I make my career about. He became familiar with them because they were so annoying.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: One of the first jobs I had, I was working at a political magazine in D.C. several years ago, and there was a sort of cranky older staffer who would always complain about getting robocalls.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And we always used to joke that someone had to write the sort of definitive story explaining why he was so cranky. And then I sort of went down this rabbit hole.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: Can you take me down that rabbit hole? Yeah. I think it helps to do a little prehistory on the history of annoying telephone calls if you want to start there.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Sure. I found an old newspaper, The Electrical Review, and there was a 1888 story that they published about one of the first telephone scams ever.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: The story goes like this. Back in 1888, there was a wealthy trader in Chicago who installed one of the very first telephone lines in the city.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: A little to the left. And he basically installed it, almost like a walkie-talkie it sounded like, between his home and his office, which was downtown.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: An enterprising scammer got wind of this. Hmm, see? Went to the guy's house while he was at work. Knocked on the door. Asked the butler politely.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Pardon me, good sir, but I'm having a spot of trouble with my horse and buggy. You don't happen to have one of those newfangled telephones, would you?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: The butler naively said, Hmm, perhaps we can accommodate that request. Let him in. Follow me to the telephone room.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Scammer calls traitor at his office. And this is actually what they said in this 1888 newspaper?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Yeah. I am Thomas Jefferson O'Dell, the burglar. The devil. No, only one of his faithful servants.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: But now listen, I have no time to fool away. I and two of my pals have gained access to your house. The cook, the chambermaid, and your wife are lying here bound and gagged.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: You bloody scoundrel. Don't excite yourself. Now, sir, here is my proposal. If you should disappear from the telephone without acceding to it, I shall set fire to the house.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: It's no use applying to the police, for we'd be too quick for them. Oh, I wish I had my hand at your throat. You infernal villain.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: But you know you haven't. So what's the use of talking that way? Let's talk business instead. I need a loan of $20,000. Cash.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: You're ruining me. At this very moment, my pal has entered your office to receive the money. I have called to collect a little matter of $20,000 for a friend of mine, Thomas Jefferson Odell.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: The guy panics, goes home, and by then the telephone guy is gone, and his wife and kids are totally fine and none the wiser.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: There's your early telephone scam. Happy ending. Yeah, everybody wins, I guess. They just lack that creative panache now, you know?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: They do it behind your back. They don't come to your house to do it. So where do phone scams go from there, from this really crafty call in 1888?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: They apparently keep getting worse because MGM, which I guess was in the business of doing like PSA movies in the 40s. They produced this 20 propaganda movie about telephone scammers It was called The Sucker List The Sucker List The Sucker List
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: They would get phone numbers of financially distressed people, call them, entice them with gambling schemes, and get the most vulnerable of them to actually invest their money in these schemes.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Boys, this is our own little gold mine. A list of 10,000 customers of the Locust County Loan Company. 10,000 suckers.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: This sucker list actually became a kind of a term of art in the nascent telemarketing industry.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: I tell the boys to go through this list and call every name they come to. Just say, hello, Mr. Jones, this is Best Selections. Then to hang up before the other end can say it's a wrong number.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: The idea was that you would find people by cold calling them and get them sort of interested in your scheme, whether it was selling goods or horse betting schemes, which was the subject of the MGM movie.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: If a sucker accidentally gets a free winner, he's as good as hooked, isn't he? That means that one third of that list becomes our steady customers because those three plugs are all in the same race. One of them is bound to win.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: At what point exactly does telemarketing become a thing in this history? If you're looking at the first half of the 20th century, these kind of telephone scams are boiler room scams.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And they're trying to prey on people. They're not selling legitimate goods or services. is that seems to begin to change in the 1960s.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Basically, the door-to-door salesperson industry kind of starts dying with the rise of the two-income family. People just aren't home during the day anymore.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Women aren't joining the workforce. Marketers and salespeople aren't sure exactly what to do.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: There's an enterprising guy in the late 60s called Murray Roman, who becomes a kind of business school guru type, and he gets this idea to create a sort of legitimate boiler room.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And so on behalf of the Ford Motor Company, he hires something like 15,000 young women to cold call, to create sucker lists, basically.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: So they mass dial day and night, especially at nighttime hours when people are having dinner in the whole family's home.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And they're not trying to sell people on cars in the moment. They're trying to get the numbers of people who will seem receptive to that.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And they dial so many people that even if they have a fractional success rate, which they do, they have enough to ultimately make $24 million in sales on the scheme.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Wow. So telemarketing is born, basically, late 60s.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: How exactly does this industry totally blow up? There was a telecom analyst, Douglas Samuelson, and he invented a technology called predictive dialing.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: This technology that he figured out made it likely that the person on the other end of the telephone line would hear a human voice very quickly.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Bigger boiler rooms, better technology, good results. I think it just proliferated.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: So essentially, the second we have phones, people are trying to dupe each other on the phones.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Then you have two income families, so everyone's going to work, so no one's at home to be duped, at which point scamming people turns into telemarketing.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Yeah, so it seems like it could be not the end of the world. I don't think the telemarketers themselves thought that they would become public enemy number one.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: But they kind of do to the point where I feel like this is very Friends or Seinfeld era. I have this recollection of everybody kvetching about telemarketing at some point.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Hello? Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI, long-distance service? Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Uh, well, I'm sorry. We're not allowed to do that. Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home. No. Well, now you know how I feel.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Everybody was complaining about telemarketing all the time. And I guess they got good enough with their technology that these kind of calls became ubiquitous on your landline.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And so the government sort of leaps into action and heroically creates something called the Do Not Call List back in 2003.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: It's a big bipartisan bill. Almost every congressman signed on to it. People can protect their privacy and their family time from intrusive, annoying, unwelcome commercial solicitations.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Companies then had to download the list. And then if the companies called a number on that list, they could be penalized up to $11,000 per call.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And it worked. It actually basically put telemarketers out of business.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: It feels like it takes a long time for the government to step in and go like, hey, nobody likes this thing. Can we stop doing it?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Yeah, I mean, it's the government. So how did telemarketers handle the new law, this do not call list?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: They freaked out and they had all these like alarming quotes that they tell journalists. So they'd say stuff like, it will be like an asteroid hitting the Earth and there will be mass unemployment.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And nobody was sympathetic. The telemarketing industry and their allies sued. They lost in federal court. And it looked like the problem had been solved.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: But it wasn't? But it wasn't. Enter the robots. Enter the sort of evil android army of robocallers.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Because as soon as you got rid of live human telemarketers, that era coincided with technological shifts that allowed an even worse problem to materialize.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: It makes the telemarketing era look quaint. Coming up, the rise of the machines.
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--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Simon, how do robocalls work? So could you take me inside the telephone?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Robocalls basically arose because of two technologies. that emerged in the 2000s, right around the time, horribly and ironically, that the do not call list seemed to have solved our problem.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: One was the rise of internet calling, basically the stuff that makes Skype possible and the stuff that a lot of landlines that are connected to your home internet connection, how that stuff works.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: So basically that made wide and vast calling very easy and very cheap. It's called voice over internet protocol. VoIP.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: VoIP. It's as fun as it sounds. And then the other thing that happened was spoofing, masking your number and changing it to a different number.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: So you've got voice over internet protocol, VoIP, and that's like computer phone calls, and then you've got spoofing, which is like hiding your number.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: How do these things merge in the early 2000s to give us like all sorts of different kinds of robocalls?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: The robocallers basically just marry the technology. So you're dialing wildly and you're doing it with masked numbers, which A, throw law enforcement off the scent, makes it really hard to track down who you are.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And B, you can dial somebody with an area code that looks like their own. So you're basically convincing them that maybe this is an important call.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: That leads to this criminal underworld of like steroidal boiler rooms. All of a sudden, you only need a couple guys hanging out in there. They've got computer programs that can sort of randomly dial with spoof numbers all around the country either to random targets or people that they think are predisposed to answering the phone and coughing up their money.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: When somebody picks up, there'll be that slight click. When the computer is telling the humans that they've gotten a target, you've heard it before, I'm sure. You've got that kind of like, what's going on? I'm not hearing anything.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And then you patch in, you hear that kind of buzz of a call center or boiler room sound. And then it's somebody saying, hi, this is so-and-so. That's a real human.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: How exactly can these guys just make up a bunch of phone numbers? Aren't like phone numbers distributed by phone companies?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: It's very easy. There are these online clearinghouses of cheap telephone numbers that are just available.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: It sounds like none of this is really permanent. It's not like someone's going to spoof my number and then have it forever and all of a sudden I'm out of a phone number.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Yeah. Also, they wouldn't want to be permanent because part of their tactic is to sort of change their colors all the time.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Yeah. One of the things that made telemarketing so easy to sort of snuff out in the early 2000s was that these were legitimate companies with traceable phone numbers that were trying to call you. So they were super easy to police.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Now these change all the time at will. Where exactly is the legality and illegality in all of that?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Anytime you get a robocall where someone's trying to sell you something, it's illegal. The other way would be if they're violating the do not call list. So if your number's on the do not call list, as mine is, that is also illegal.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Anything that's not trying to sell you something is a permissible robocall. Fundraising pitches are legal as are public school announcements.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: But with illegal robocalls, how do the scams normally go down? If you get scammed, it's not that you're giving your number to a robot. You're getting patched through to a human eventually, and it's the human being that scams you.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And there's all kinds of strange human interactions. One of the biggest scams out there are around taxis, and there are IRS scams.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: This is a tax crime investigation unit of IRS. The reason you are receiving this pre-recorded message is to notify you that IRS has issued an arrest warrant against you.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: They'll try to play good cop and say, hey, you know, this is the IRS, like we just want to make sure that you're on time and we think you might have had a late payment. Can you just remind us of your social security number?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: There's this one crazy story about an IRS scammer who got a lady on the phone and convinced her to drive to a CVS and pay him in iTunes gift cards.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: What? Yeah. She was told she owed thousands in back taxes and would be sent to jail if she didn't pay.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: I was at 9 o'clock mass, and when I came home, there was a message on my recording from this man. I just wasn't thinking because he was threatening me.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: She's so intimidated and freaked out at this point that she's getting, like, a basket full of iTunes gift cards and then reading the back numbers to this guy.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: They're intimidating. They pretend they're IRS agents. Jesus.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: How do you police robocalls? The do not call registry, I'm guessing, isn't cutting it anymore.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: That's sort of the big problem. The do not call registry does not work. And it doesn't work because of this.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: People, I think, think that when they put their number on the do not call list, there some enforcement mechanism or technological wizardry that just enables the government to block these calls from coming through. Actually, it doesn't do anything like that.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: All it does is then give you recourse to complain to the government that somebody has called you and thus the do not call list has been violated.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And then you have to hope that the government, which in this case is the Federal Trade Commission, which is a tiny understaffed plucky agency of bureaucrats, that they will then go out and prosecute these people.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: But there's only like 40, 50 people working on this issue total there. It has a tiny budget of $300 million a year.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: And so in the last 10 years, they've only tried to prosecute 45 or so of these cases total. And then even once they win judgments against them in court, these guys are, you know, these kind of shady types who don't pay or can't pay.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: So they've ended up collecting a sort of relatively minuscule amount from the scammers. The government is sort of, at this point, kind of like losing the battle against the robot army, it looks like.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Is it harder because these robocalls come from so many different places, too? I mean, aren't you just as likely to get a robocall from Nebraska as you are to get one from, like, Jakarta?
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Yeah, they're coming from all over the place. And we don't know exactly how many scammers are behind them. It could be one boiler room. It could be many working in consortium with each other.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: To try to sort of reverse engineer the phone call and figure out where the scams are coming from is exceedingly difficult.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Are there any solutions? Is the government trying to crack this? The FTC, which is the agency in charge of the do not call list, they've basically said, look, we're not technologists. We're a bunch of lawyers, basically, and bureaucrats, and we can't solve this.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: So they've kind of punted to telecom companies and apps. Basically, your best hope on a cell phone is to download a third-party app that compiled these blacklists and then basically tell you if they think a call coming in is a spam call, and you can ignore it if you want to.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: Android phones recently have sort of a built-in feature now that blocks numbers automatically. I don't know how successful it is, but that seems like a good step.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: The government and the telecom companies say they want to build something that would look like the little blue checkmark that you see on Twitter. They call it caller ID authentication.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: There'd be like a specific key to every phone number, and they could tell you if it belongs to a real person or not. This would essentially give each phone number a verified digital fingerprint that would give every call recipient the confidence to answer, knowing a legitimate caller was on the line.
--:-- Simon Van Zwielen-Wood: That seems really hard to do. And if you ask Ajit Pai, the FCC chairman, when that's coming, he refuses to give a straight answer. He's like, oh, it's coming. We're working hard. It doesn't happen in a day, but it also might not happen in five years.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: hello this is sharon to be honest i always wanted more from life than calling people about their taxes and i work non-stop i haven't reset my operating system in months please send help so annoying um how many of these things are being placed if i'm if i'm getting one to two dozen a week.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: I wrote this article about robocalls in January of this year. The latest numbers of monthly robocalls was like 2.5 billion a month. 2.5 billion? But that was back in January or December. It's up to 4.2 billion a month.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: What? That's what? In nine months, they've almost doubled? Yeah, 2.5 billion to a little over 4 billion. What's the future of this look like? there's going to be what?
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: So robocalls, they're just on the rise. We're just going to see more. Yeah, there was some estimate recently that like half of all cell phone calls will be robocalls at some point in the near future.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: I mean, if you break down the 2.5 billion calls a month, it breaks down to like a bunch of calls you're getting every week or every day. You may be getting more robocalls at this point than you are legitimate calls from people.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: I always answer them. Even though you know? Yeah. Why? Why do you do that?
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: I just always answer my phone. I'm like a real bad millennial. I think that's great. It could be your grandmother and she'd be happy not to go to voicemail.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: My grandparents are dead. I'm sorry. It's okay. Maybe it's your aunt? You know, I just don't assume. I don't know. Is that a terrible strategy? Because am I just encouraging more robocalls?
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: I mean, I'll make a confession. Not only do I still pick up, but I didn't even download the call blocking software, even though I wrote a whole article about it.
--:-- Sean Rameswaram: You wrote an article about it? We're just two dummies. I like the attention.
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