Bonnie Nuit with Joey C: Tuesday December 2nd, 2025

I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy – okay, it's only Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a great day. I am because I'm joined, sorry, or should I said, bonnui, millennials. Bonjour. Bonjour. I am joined in studio today by a barrette wearing, looking like, what's that book, Madeline? Yeah. Madeline, little French girl. That's what you look like. That's me. Yeah. Hi, Joey. Bonjour, bonjour. Bonjour, bonjour. Au revoir. Wait, I was going to say. Do you speak French? Oh, la, la, piwi. I can get by, but no, I don't. Like when you were in Paris, were you able to speak the language at all? The thing is, if you mumble and just kind of like grunt a little bit, it just works out. And if you have a cigarette in your hand, you're good. Yeah, and just keep mumbling. It's day 24 of Jackson Claude on vacation. It is. Jackson Claude on vacation. And Joey is, what is this, your third or fourth? Third for Jackson maternity leave. So that's why I wanted to ask you, when do I start getting my benefits? Because I have a tickle in my throat. Yeah, of course. You know, I'm also feeling like you got me sick, actually. I'm also feeling a little tickle. You know what I'm just noticing about you, something we've never spoken about on the shows? Oh, God. How many tattoos do you have? Oh, I have several. I think I have like eight, eight or nine. You're such an interesting person. Well, I'm like a leak. There's layers, many layers. This is my first one. It's just my last name, and it's the heart of Jesus. A love. Are you a religious person, Joey? No, I wasn't. But at the time, it was the thing. It was in Brooklyn. It was in the early 2000s. It was a very cool time. And then it's the same thing with the hunter. Remember those lodge vibes and everything had wood? Oh, you literally have a deer. Yeah. What is that? No, is that a deer? What is it? Yeah. But then I realized it looks like the Jägermeister symbol. Show it to me like this. I can't really see it. Oh, that's really beautiful. Oh, not a gun. You have a gun. I have a big pistol on my arm too. Are you a gun owner, Joey? I'm part of the NRA, believe it or not. I'm joking. No, I don't have a gun because, you know, if I already said this, it's dark for this early morning, but I would definitely off myself if I had a gun. So I can't have it. I can't have it in the house. I'll have one bad day looking chubby in the mirror and it'll be over. I can't do it. I mean, you know, I would love to be able to protect myself in a harmful situation. Right. But it's not in the cards for me. You're in danger to yourself. Yeah. Oh, that's terrible. My inner saboteur once again. Once again, your inner saboteur. She gets you. Rearing her ugly head. Yes. I can't with you. You look amazing in a beret. I just want to say. Well, you know, I'm growing my hair out and I've had some feedback, some pushback from loved ones. I've always had a short, but it's like a little, you know, a little pixie cut, like a little buzz cut fade thing. But then after the hand transplant, I was like, you know what? If I got it, flaunt it. A hundred percent. I was never able to have luscious locks. I mean, I don't want to like, you know, grow out where people are having, you know, trans rumors about me. But I do want to have some like flow back. Like, you know, I want leading man hair. Do you know what I mean? Like Matthew McConaughey. Just like, you know, it's a little bit like pushback, rugged, a little wavy, tousled. I just want to say as a loved one, I am going to give you pushback. Like, I don't love that journey for you. Okay. A lot of people don't. I don't. My boyfriend already told me. I just sent him a picture. I was feeling myself feeling really cute. And he's like, you need a haircut. I was like, I'm growing it out. No. Remember growing your hair out for prom? It is such a core niche thing. Is it for prom? Back with it. It was for extensions. I had really, really long hair my whole life. Yeah. To my butt crack. And my hair at prom, insert photo here, it was so sick. Down to my ass crack, beach waves. And then I had this little fishtail braid hook in the back. What color did you wear? Black, of course, because I had a fat arm. Oh. Yeah. What color? What did you wear to prom? I wore like a 1970s like disco style outfit. Of course you did. I had bleach blonde hair and I had this like suit. My tuxedo jacket had a zipper. And then I had this little collar, a fly collar that was open like big and wide. And most importantly, who did you go with? Michelle Marola. And were you out? Oh, yes. I had a full set of acrylics. I had a full set of acrylics and lip gloss on. And so you and Michelle went as friends? Went as friends, yeah. And what is Michelle up to now? Oh, she's married. She has three kids. She comes over all the time. oh that's actually so sweet i love that journey for michelle yeah yeah michelle's amazing amazing so yeah that's that but yeah back to growing my hair out i just want to be able to once it's there i trust me it'll be good yeah but it's the growing out phase that's why i have to wear this hat could you mind removing the hat just so i can evaluate where we're at i can't believe that by the way your hair looks amazing like you would never know that it's plugs oh thank you i just had it dyed by rita hazan you had it dyed by rita hazan okay like that was not english i was able to translate for the listeners though and i just want to say i stand by that i think you should cut your hair i'm with your boyfriend well i'm not into the long hair like it's not long hair it's just it's just like hair i'm not into it do you want me to do an ai photo and send it to you later one of my favorite things to do is make ai photos like trying on new hairstyles oh i know i do it all the time what app do you use i have um gemini oh wow i'm a chat girl i have chat gbt too but she's like she's more for like making like um like menus and like and like invitations and things because her pictures she always makes me a cartoon so she always makes me a cartoon too do you pay for premium chat? yes but not the biggest one the biggest one is like $127 a month you know I do what is it like $19? yeah it's like $20 that's just enough to get pictures yeah but then Gemini does the good pictures that's when you say like oh there's like there's like a homeless man in the living room that's the one that you can get to like and now people are using it for like gang bangs and stuff right of course how are people using Gemini for gang bangs? oh to generate images I'm just saying there's like make like 50 guys in a line next to my bed and so by people doing that do you mean you? I haven't done it yet but it's like girls trying to get a rise out of their boyfriend or their moms or their mom sending it to their sister sending it to the mom like you know Carol's in the other room with a bang bang I love that now you hosted Thanksgiving at your home it looked beautiful I saw you stuck to your word of a red table I did and I also noticed some similarities between family members I was not only the Brussels sprout salad that came out of nowhere did you notice that? I did notice that but I did notice that you and Jackie had similar tablescapes And I never knew she had such a beautiful dining room. That curved wall. Very beautiful. The round table. With the round table and the round curtains. Stunning. So, and I did get a lot of comments that Jackie copied your table. And while she probably did, I do think it's important for everyone to know, we got most of the tablescape items at HomeGoods. We've logged the experience. And HomeGoods was pretty crappy, I'm not going to lie. And so we just took what we could get, which was red. Yeah. It's on trend. It was the Pantone color. Thank you very much. It was the Pantone color of the month. Oh, was it? Yeah. I made it up. You meant it. I don't know if it was. But everyone, and even Hoda and, Kathy and Hoda, whoever they were, at the Thanksgiving Day Parade had similar florals to me. Did you watch the parade? It was on in the background as I was preparing the home. Yes, of course. It's like, it's just background fodder. It's background noise. Did you enjoy? I didn't really see anything, but I know that there was, everyone was spooked out by that girl, Taylor Mumpson. She showed up as a goth. She was spooky. Spooky. But she was originally the. She's a little girl in the Grinch. Little Hulu. Cindy Lou Who. And she sings, where are you, Chris? Now, in her later years. I was like, where are you, micellar water? Trying to get that eyeliner cleaned up, mama. In later years, she, of course, is Jenny from Gossip Girl. But she also started and currently participates in some sort of like rock band. So in, I think, a form of taking her power back from like childhood trauma, she decided to release a version of Where Are You, Christmas? Like Screamo. Oh. So that's what she was doing at the parade. Where are you, Christmas? I saw her at the VMAs and I was frightened. You saw her in person? Yeah, in person. She was next to me. Yeah, a fun fact about you is that you go to the VMAs pretty much every year due to your close proximity to MTV star Snooki. Snooki, yeah. I do. And what is that like? And again, that was all – I was setting the tone for the table there as well. I wore all red and burgundy. Oh, so setting the tone. Yeah, I love that. It was like Project Rose. My own version of Project Rose. Yeah, would you ever – okay, what's a reality show? And that's actually a great segue to our first story, which I feel like nobody cares. 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I want something like an ease into like, you know, like a summer house where I can like lounge and drink spritzes. Cast Joey Camasta for Summer House 2026. I run the Hamptons in the summer. Wait, that's a great idea. Thank you, Paige. I can take her spot. A hundred percent. There is an opening in the bed. Yeah. Now, I do feel like it's worth mentioning every time I talk about this story that I was asked to be on this particular season of Special Forces. and I did say no one because I was pregnant and two because like I could never do you know what's involved I said I don't even need to know I know that it's outside and there's like there's running it's like no they like take them to obscure places I don't know where this season but they've done Australia it's always like in the middle of the desert and the premise of the show is to see if like these you know influencers reality stars and celebrities can withstand what you know the special forces go through so you go through special force training like army crawling and uh jumping out of helicopters and you know living in a cave and you don't eat and i cannot believe gia judy jay won now people forget sean johnson she's like this pretty young thing she's a former olympic athlete and a gold medal winning she's been training this for a whole lot a hundred percent that's the way you should feel your whole life and i cannot believe like i'm shocked at gia judy jay i know well she's she's she's been resilient for many years she's been through yes it's so true her personal life is you know ups and downs so she's also been preparing for this her whole life yeah Emotionally, she was ready for it. I think, and then her mom was, Teresa was there beforehand. Now, the funny thing is that you don't get eliminated. It's like, who can stay there the longest? People send themselves home. Brittany Cartwright, relatable queen, went home the first day. What do they win? Money? Yeah. And also like press and fame. Yeah. I would have went home. I would have got my, like, some good one-liners in the first episode and then left. Yeah, of course. Like a couple of clips, a couple of viral sounds. Yeah. No, the only one I would do like that is not the full Survivor, but Survivor does this little influencer thing. they did it last year and I went to some press event for it. It's like Influencer Survivor. Where it's like a couple of days. Yeah, it's a couple of days and you like do the challenges, but like that's like low impact. Like I can sleep outside. That's fine. I can pass out anywhere. Yeah, right. That's fine. And then like the challenges are like making a puzzle. So it's like I can do that in the wilderness and you get to fly first class to Fiji. So it's like- So it's worth it. Why not? Yeah. Yeah, there are a couple of shows that like podcasters, influencers are always kind of, not always, but recently being tapped for. We talked about this yesterday with Rami Bader, Dancing with the Stars being one of them, special forces being one of them um there are a couple of shows no no but she we were saying like if you were asked to do it would you do it like it's really hard i actually don't think that i would yeah would you i would do it yeah i have nothing else going on um but you have babies and you know right no it's hard like you have to pick up and move to la i would i for one like i would never do special forces and no no no no and i didn't say no last time because i was pregnant like i said no because i could fucking never and also i would try to suck all their dicks like the the hot guys are screaming at you, I would get boned up. Okay, so I actually think that's also an amazing segue to our next story. Yeah, we're right. Which I know you wanted to talk about. I did. And I need you to explain to me because I only recently – I'm still not okay. So I recently started seeing everybody talking about this show. It's a new show on Max and it's called Heated Rivalry. Yes. And it's basically like a gay pornography, correct? Yes. Everyone's obsessed with it. I saw it all over my – I started seeing it on my social media yesterday. But it's also like a hockey – Yeah. It's girls and gays are – Are choking. Choking. They're gagging. and I don't know if you know but like hockey is like a huge thing for female romance oh yeah it's like there's an obsession with hockey players there's like especially in novels well that's why it's a book this is based on a book oh it is yes oh okay so that makes sense so tell me about the show okay so it's based on a book there's apparently two books and so everyone who knows what's going on I don't want to I didn't I just knew I just found out about it everyone's tagging me in it and saying look at this look at this and then because I saw like a clip and he was like you have to suck my dick and he was like you have to suck my dick yeah it's like you learned English quick so it takes place in wait does this speak english one of them pretends to be russian he is russian he's not really russian oh so there's a political element too like america versus russia no it's not even it's canada versus russia oh even more political so there's a there's a um a canadian boy um and he's one and there's a russian guy and they're on two steps two opposing teams and they're like the two biggest rookies in the hockey scene they're like and everyone one to watch every there's press everywhere they're getting sponsorships and there are like you know they're neck and neck for the title of of whatever and i don't know by episode like two they're in a shower together you know and he's like and the one's jerking off in front of the other one and it turns into being so sex this detention they're like i'm not you know i don't it takes a lot to get me going does it you're not so you've been around the block yeah i need i need scented candles i need a cocktail of pills a warm oil yeah um and vascular uppers and things you know i need it all um this is like it's just it's just very it reminds me of being a schoolgirl again like remember i had my first crush it's like it's like i've never really been moved and i don't like gay shit like i don't like gay films and stuff i feel like they're they're like they're performative and fake and whatever but i got i think girls and gays are getting this feeling of like having that crush and that intimidation of like oh my god and like in flirting and like it is like it really brings you right right into the scene no matter who you are i'm trying to think of like the straight equivalent like a tv show that i feel like normal people well they have to be secret so they have to be like secret lovers like no one can know about them because it can ruin their careers oh so they're not out no no no no they're both like they're both like not out at all and it has to be very secretive because of the you know because they're both pretending to be straight and then also they're going to lose their sponsorship so they're always sneaking around like going to the hotels and stuff and like you know experiencing like you know their sex for the first time and the flirtatiousness but it's like also the emotional element comes in where like i think the bottom the um the uh biracial one he's half asian and half white and is he canadian or russian he's canadian okay so he's the bottom yeah he's the bottom the bottom russian would be the top yeah and he's starting to catch feeling the bottom starts to catch jordan gets feelings he's like the last episode there's only two episodes out This is another thing. They're edging you. Oh, that's so annoying. Yeah, so I have to wait. Wow, I can't believe they're making this much waves with only two episodes out. Well, I think everyone knows this is what's to come. Apparently, there's a tuna melt scene. I don't know what this is about. Everyone on Reddit is talking about it. It's like, I'll wait for the tuna melt scene. We can't wait to see how it's portrayed. I guess in the books, it's like some really hot scene. But this guy's ass. The bottom? Can I show it to you? Please. Do you have a picture of it on your phone? You have to Google it. No, I have it. This is my reaction after I saw it. This guy's ass, the top. Oh, wow. That's like a bubble butt. Where did you find this photo? Mailgeneral.com? No, I just Googled it. This is an insane ass. What is his name, the actor? I don't know. Is it on your paper? Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. It's Connor. So, first of all, the book was written by a woman. Yeah, it's written by a straight woman. Straight? I'm assuming she's straight. Rachel Reed. That's weird. Yeah. Don't you think so? Rachel Reed. Do you feel like she's accurately portraying queer love? In this, I do. Okay. So, it's Ilya Rosanov. who plays Connor. No, it's opposite. Shane Hollander who plays Hudson. Cheyenne Hollander plays Hudson. No, no, no, no. Or Hudson plays Shane Hollander. What are the kids' names? Ilyas is his drag name. Okay, so is this the Russian that you're showing me the picture of? Yeah, Ilyas is the Russian. That's his character's name though. So this is Connor Stories Tushy. Yeah, Connor Stories. Connor Stories. It's a pargy tushy. Like it's really pargy. It is the most plump, juicy thing. And you get to see it. And they both have big fat tushys. And it is just like so hot. and their bodies are just like insane. Like I'm not even attracted to like ripped, like muscly bodies like that, but it's just like, I'm a romance novel queen now. Now let me ask you a question. Yeah. Do you watch this show with your man or it's a solo thing? He hasn't seen it yet. He's been, he's been, yeah, he's been home for the holiday, but I haven't, I don't think he would want to watch this. I don't think he's into it. I don't think he's really into like this gay kind of gay stuff, but I think he should watch it. I think it's very, I open it. What is the show? I have seen, what's like the classic gay soap opera? Queer as folk? Yes, yes. I've seen queer as folk. And I feel like this is this generation's queer as folk. Kind of, yeah. But that's like really about like gay people and being out and like, you know, and being accepted. This is like behind the scenes. Right, right, right. It's like kind of putting gay people back. Well, I don't even know what happens to the books. Maybe they get out of like, I guess everyone else knows, but I'm saving it for, I'm saving myself. That's actually a better experience. I'm saving myself for the tuna melt scene. What gay piece of media was like your sexual awakening? I'm trying to, it wasn't Ellen. for sure. I'm not surprised to hear that. And it wasn't Sandra Bernhardt making out on Roseanne. Okay, why are you pointing to women? You are a gay man. I don't know. I don't really think I had a gay way. My awakening was like, you know, seeing cute boys that had crushes on. Right, like very standard stuff. Yeah, yeah, Johnson and Taylor Thomas. Classic. At the time. Yeah, you're so Taylor Strucker with that. Yeah. But I think the gay awakening, where did I see, I think maybe Doogie Howser knowing he was gay in real life. Oh, that was big for you, for the community. For me, just in general that there was like other actors that were really good even though he wasn't playing a gay character no i think like early on juggy house like we found out that he was he was homo and i think that something like that like seeing it seeing representation in the media the other option was you know pager zamora with aids and he died so it's like you know that wasn't a great representation right at the time now i feel like i've asked you this and i apologize if it's repetitive to people who have listened to like an episode of yours but you're coming out journey Yeah. Walk me through it. It never had to come out. It was just obvious. Yeah, it was obvious. It was like, girl, if you have eyes. Yeah. I was doing roller sets in my bedroom at like 12. Right, okay. So it was like, the jig is up. So did you have like an official combo with your parents? No. Okay. I just started bringing boys home. Oh, great. Love that. And they knew, yeah. That's so easy. I think my mom would be like, Joey, are you queer? I'd be like, shut up. Queer. I'm cracking up. Now, next up is a little girly news. Millie Bobby Brown. She has changed her name. She got married a year ago. Swan Jovi. Yes, now she is Millie Bonnie Brown G.O.V. How do you say she changed from Bobby to Bonnie? So Millie, yeah, wait, because she's Millie Bobby Brown. That's her first name. Bobby Brown's her last name? Is it hyphenated? Millie Bobby Brown is her name. Like her OG name, her stage name. But is Bobby Brown hyphenated two last names or is Bobby her middle name? Middle name, I'm not sure because now she's going by Millie Bonnie Brown B.O.V. M-B-B-B. pick a struggle bitch I can't yeah no she's not married to our friend that has the wine is she no his brother Jesse our friend Jesse and I do understand like if you're marrying somebody whose last name is you know Bon Jovi of course you're gonna take it that's like if I married a Rockefeller you are gonna catch me Claudia Rockefeller it is what it is it's an interesting choice to wait one whole year after you get married but you know they do a baby together now and sometimes like you feel she's a baby yeah they adopted a baby oh my god oh they adopted a baby yeah I remember seeing her pregnant. Yeah, right. Well, good for them. I feel like now when you become more of a family, that's when you change your name. She's been getting a lot of scrutiny. She had a hard run. Yeah. You know what I mean? I guess everyone, it's hard to go from a shaved head girl eating Legos. Or eating Eggos, sorry. And yeah, she's getting that. She grew her hair blonde and everyone's trying to say she can't be sexual. Right. I get it. We've grown up in the media. Right. I don't know about her. I feel bad for her. she's got a hard run now she's playing again in the new season her new show now let's say hypothetical scenario you get married you're keeping your last name you're changing your last name what are your thoughts on the movement the thing is if I was a young girl I would definitely hyphenate it I would get it tattooed on my forehead now it's just like silly for me to change my name because you're like a public figure I have one foot in the grave mama and also out of my brand I don't want to ruin my brand I think of it from the brand perspective it's hard enough to get people to know like your real name and then you have to confuse them. You have to be really, really famous. Yeah. Like when Kim did Kim Kardashian West, I do feel like- I don't know why she did that. I don't either, but I do feel like it's stuck. Yeah. Like you have to be famous enough with Kim Kardashian. Yeah. To then change the name. Can I, I have, I'm having a spasm in my head. I have to get it out. Please. Wicked Witch. Madame Marble, turn it around. Wicked Witch. And I hate Meghan Markle. So I'm like, Meghan Markle, turn it around, fucking bitch. That is, by the way, I'm so glad you brought that up. Megan Marbles. Madame Marble, flip it around, Wicked Witch. I'm so glad you brought that up. Wicked Witch. What's her name? Michelle Yeoh is having a Lady Gaga moment where she had made this joke in interviews for Wicked like a couple of times and now somebody stitched together. She had this funny little joke when Lady Gaga said, you know, there can be 100 people in a room and 99 of them don't believe in you. All it takes is one and that was Bradley Cooper. And she said it 100 times in 100 different interviews and they stitched it together and it became her thing. Now Michelle Yeoh is having that with Madame Marble. Flip it around. What do you get? Wicked Witch. She's so funny. I'm fucking obsessed. There's a comedian on TikTok that did like a thing of how it came about. Like she's, I forget her name. She's blonde. She was so funny. She, but she like, her skit was like saying to her, like a fan, she was a fan meeting her. It's like, oh, just I noticed one day it's like this. And she goes, who else have you told this? Michelle Yosef. She goes, no. And then so she kills her and steals her idea. So funny. It was really funny. Meghan Markle, flip it around. fucking bitch seriously funny stuff anything new with Megan you want to discuss no I'm just annoyed that she has that fucking show and I don't I know are you going to watch this is like the third season now they're doing like a holiday spectacular no and I don't like all those celebrities I felt like Mindy Kaelin what are you doing in there get out of the lion's den and that was really awkward because I love Mindy Kaelin me too she's my girl yeah I didn't like that do you ever watch the Mindy Project oh of course I loved it she was my all time favorite character on TV ever made so real There was nothing like that at the time. Nothing. And there still isn't. And fun fact, you know, Good Guys host Josh Peck is on. He has a little storyline in Mindy Project. I was just chatting with him and your husband the other day. Oh, yes. You were on their podcast. You know when that's coming out? I don't know. I hope it didn't end up on the cutting room floor. No, we don't. But you know the funny thing about the Good Guys is they pre-record. They're talking about the Oscars two weeks after the Oscars have aired. That's just the Good Guys. Those old men. And that's what makes them special. So, Billy Bobbi Brown changing her name. And I just want to say I fully understand. Yeah, get it, girl. That's going to be a hell of a lot of embroideries on towels, though. Yeah, Millie, Bonnie, Brown, Bon Jovi. Yeah, I would just put a big B. Yeah, just sort of sums it up. Jackie and I are pretty conflicted when we talk about name changing. Jackie and I, legally, both of us didn't change our names. Yeah. My friends don't do that same thing. And it's not like we were taking a stand or anything. I think it was just pure laziness. And now, if you were to ask me, like, I'm sorry, no, I'm not doing it. What about your babies? Do you want to have the same last name as your babies? I know, that's what's unfortunate. Getting picked up from school, like, who is this woman? Yeah, like stranger danger, call the police. It's a good question. And at this moment, like, I just don't care, you know? But again, I know people think we're joking, but really for your career, you do need to keep it. Of course. And sometimes girls write in for, like, dear toasters talking about, like, giving up their names and how they struggle with it. And I don't think it should be, like, just the girls change their name. Like, I'm over that. And I'm not, like, being, like, a radical, like, hairy armpit feminist. I just mean more, like, whose last name is better? Yeah. Who, you know, whose family has a better, more interesting legacy? True that. Sorry. Okay, next up. Everybody wants to kill me because I've been talking so much about weight loss. Remy was on yesterday. We did a whole episode. Oh, bring it up, bitch. I'm sorry. It's just who I am. I binge A.S. this weekend. So I almost didn't choose this story, but I do want to talk about Amy Schumer. She's posted this kind of Instagram talking about her weight loss. There's so much. Did she lose weight? Oh, my God. She's one pound. Let me show you. You're going to die from this photo. Okay, girl. I wish she posted it on her Instagram. Two seconds. Hold on. Well, she struggled with things. She had a bad pregnancy. She had a bad pregnancy. She had a crazy condition where her face blew up. and like it could have been really right look okay so skinny that's real yeah no yes her instagram that's ai no it's not wow yeah that's like when adele came out and did her thing so then she posted this video and it's raising a lot of like flags she said it's just like it's like a video and has so much text over it like this is what it looks like and it's like moving in the background I never wear jewelry. I don't get Botox or filler. I didn't lose 30 pounds. I lost 50. Not to look hot, which does feel fun and temporary. I did it to survive. I had a disease that makes your face extremely puffy that can kill you, but the internet caught it and that disease has now been cleared. Sorry for whatever feeling this is giving you that I lost weight. I've had plastic surgery over the years and I use Manjaro. Sorry to anyone that feels let down. I'm pain-free. I can play tag with my son and then she has like text that sideways whatever ends up happening with me and chris who's that her boyfriend her husband has nothing to do with weight loss or autism fingers crossed that we make it through he's the best he can't handle her new life happy to share more if anyone has questions about how i'm looking or feeling or where i am in my perimenopause process now people freaked about the chris thing i feel like i don't know amy schumer but i feel like she's joking you know i feel yeah i feel like she's like she's so hot now her husband might leave her yeah it's like a joke you know she might leave her husband yeah because she's so hot now like it's a joke i get that's exactly what i got you know me too but everybody's like where are now they're like surfacing old things she said about him like i feel like they're fine like i need everyone to calm down and you know this is just what i was talking about for me yesterday like whenever a woman specifically loses weight like they have to explain themselves in like an essay like who gives a fuck jelly roll's not explaining himself everybody's like jelly roll looks amazing yeah yeah like who gives a fuck good for her though totally she looks amazing she looks amazing and she's able to keep it up keep it up with her with her son what do you think like is your dream weight is there a number yeah like probably like 180 yeah that's a good one under 200 pounds for sure got it when was the last time you were oh no i don't know like 13 yeah yeah were you a big kid i was yeah i was i was a skinny like like like a middle school not a skinny like elementary schooler but then i blew up like middle school when i realized like puberty Hot lunch. Hot lunch, yeah. And what kind of like environment was your home? Like did you eat – like were you encouraged to eat a lot at home or were you encouraged like – No, yeah. Eat a lot. Yeah. Toxic almond mom. Yeah. No, like not almond mom at all. We were picking out all the time. Because you're Italian and like – Yeah. Yeah. Sunday dinner. Yeah. So it was like – it was just always chubby. And then like – and then I got – and then I became anorexic like shortly after high school. Mm. Yeah, anorexic era. And I was 130 pounds. Oh. I have pictures. Oh, that's really – you do. You have to show me. Yeah. I'm sure. I looked like Skeletor. Yeah, like not good. No, and I was trying to be a supermodel and keep up with the gay scene at the time. It could be very toxic. It was very toxic. Yeah. I remember I fainted once from not eating. Drama. My father woke me up shoving food in my mouth screaming, you're not a supermodel. You're not a supermodel. That's very DJ Tanner of you. Yeah, it was. And I was like, yes, I am. Oh, my God. And now look at me. I still am. I know you're perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I would like to get down to like that. Okay. I could. I just have to put my mind to it. I know. It's so hard. And, you know, they say like, you know, it's, you know, everyone's like losing all the weight on their GLP1 journeys. And for me, it's I am losing it, but it's also like insurance and safety. And I was like, you know, I know if I if I just start eating salads, I'll be like lose all the weight. But this is like, you know, I can play. I can pig out like a pig and not gain the weight. Right. But I'm still I'm a plateau queen. Right. Right. Listen. Is a plateau French word? No. OK. It does sound. And it's spelled with that E-A-U. Teal. Very French. I feel like if it was French, it would be like an X at the end. Plateau. What's your favorite French word? um probably baguette it's a good one yeah yeah and where do you think is the best baguette in the city i haven't really ventured into the french patisseries yet but i haven't i did order citarelle yesterday and they do have french the french ham i like there yeah they do have comte cheese c-o-m-t-e i don't know how to say it right the right and how comte and in english i don't know how to say right i don't know how it translates it um yeah and where do you think is the best french food in the city have you ever eaten a frenchette no i haven't but i'm looking for a French restaurant for my birthday. Frenchette is sick. I was going to go to Le Cuckoo. Oh, very real housewife of you. Is that too tacky? It's a little touristy, like at this point. Yeah, okay, then I don't want that. But I'm not big in the French scene. But Daniel is like, like fancy ones like that is too high end for like me and Snooki to be sitting at. Okay, that was my question. Like, what's the vibe? Like, is it you and your man on a romantic thing? It's me and my man and like Nicole and a couple friends. Just like, you know, fun night out. But I want it to be like, remind me of home. Right, right. But I don't want, I know without having to hop the pond, but I don't want it too fancy where she's like, no one can eat anything. So they don't have the palate. Right, right, right. Escargot. I do. Yeah, but it is a little, thank you for saying that. I'm going to find something different. Is Frenchette chic though? Very chic. Oh, so she go there instead? Yeah, very hard reservation to get. So start, get to work. I'm sure there's a toaster there. Get to work. If there is a toaster there, you have to get the roast chicken. It's like the best roast chicken in the city. Who do you know? How can we get in there? I've only been there once. It was somebody else's reservation. Like it's impenetrable. You can like wait outside, you know. I can't do that. I know, I know. 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So Sean Diddy Combs, this clip went viral from the trailer. He was seen having a very heated conversation with his lawyer. It's a first look at the forthcoming Netflix documentary about his legal struggles. So Netflix dropped the 56 second trailer for Sean Combs, colon, The Reckoning, on Monday, including a clip of him in a hotel room six days before his arrest. He said, we have to find somebody that will work with us that has dealt in the dirtiest of dirty business, the Grammy winner said. He's on the phone with his attorney. Combs, who was wearing a black at leisure set. And a beret? No, just a regular head. He appeared anxious as he repeatedly bounced his knee up and down. We're losing, he angrily said. The following week, he was detained and charged with transportation to engage in prostitution, racketeering, conspiracy, and sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion. So I was shocked to see that there's footage from this time. So he's consented to filming. And he also consented to releasing this. Right. So I'm curious, like, what angle the documentary, because 50 Cent is in it. Did you see that? No. He's producing it. Oh. I'm confused about where the Combs documentary. I think it's like trying to prove his innocence, like receipts type shit. So he's producing it? Not innocent. I'm not saying he's innocent. But I'm saying he's probably trying to make clear his name in some way and angle it in a way so people have feelings for him again. So when he does get out, he could have some sort of life. I'm assuming. I have no idea what's going on. This is 50 Cent's Diddy documentary. You know 50 Cent has committed his life to destroying Sean Combs. Oh, he is. Oh. That's what I'm saying. Because Sean Combs doesn't get involved. I'm sorry. 50 Cent does not get involved in Shade and like off shit. He's like a real, real person. So it is executive produced by his longtime rival, Curtis Jackson, also known as 50 Cent. So this is a hit piece. It's a takedown. What is it called? A scam? And I saw that they cut to 50 Cent like talking about the documentary and he is the biggest smile on his face. Like he cannot stop smiling. Like I think he's so excited. And I actually think we need a Diddy documentary. I feel like they make a documentary for everything. and sometimes, but there's so much and I feel like I actually got lost in the sauce. There's already a heist, a Louvre heist documentary on Netflix. Is there? Yeah. Time by time, they have like, I have like eyewitnesses that were in the room at the time. That's a good one. I would watch that. Well, I have to for my country. Right, right. For your country, for King and Country. Now, did you serve in the French Army? No, I served in the Lambert District. It was a trench coat though. Oh, got it, got it. Down the street. Have you ever been to Amsterdam's Red Light District? No, my boyfriend was just there though. Have you been to Thailand's like Ladyboy? No, not yet. No, I feel like maybe you should take a trip. But I don't want to go there. That looks very desolate. I have to ride a run on a motorcycle and then compete with all the other Ladyboys. It's like, it's my thing. I feel like your hat would fall off on a Vespa. Terrible. But I would go to Amsterdam. That looks lovely. Yeah, yeah. Like the real hospice of Beverly Hills. But everyone goes to Amsterdam. Like, you know, back then it was like everyone went there because mushrooms and weed were illegal. Now you can have that here. Right. So like unless there's a more dangerous drug I can have that I can't get here, then I'm not really going all the way over there. Amsterdam sort of lost its allure. Yeah. Now, are you ready for Dear Toasters, Joe? We are weekly advice segment. We try to help out the girlies in need. Yes, I love doing this. Now, I did choose these specifically for you because I feel like, you know, sometimes we need brutal honesty and there's nobody better. Oh, yeah. I have no filter. So if you guys are interested in ever hearing from us, feel free to shoot us an email, at deartosters at gmail.com, or you can head over to our website, thetoastpodcast.com. There's a submission box. Both methods of submission are totally anonymous. And if you have written us and we haven't read it yet, it's either because it's boring or it's poorly written. so feel free to try again. Are you ready? Yes. Girlies, help. My 32-year-old brother is single, gay, and has thinning slash balding hair. Oh, meet up. He's clearly self-conscious about it because he's now growing his hair out longer. And respect... This is for my boyfriend. This is for my boyfriend. I'm fucking crying. Okay. He's clearly self-conscious about it because he's growing his hair out and respectfully looks terrible. Sorry. I'm not laughing at you and the boy. I just want to say I'm laughing at Joey. How can I help him help himself without being an overbearing, like, bitchy sister? He just moved to Minneapolis. He gets his hair cut at Cost Cutters, which I assume is, like, super cuts. Oh, my God. This man needs an intervention. It's the holiday, so I feel like I could gift him something that would help. Any ideas? I would. Nothing. Gays love nothing more than a makeover. Yeah. Like, a makeover montage. Yeah. I would be, like, let's. I would suggest a makeover. Look at guys. Like, I think at this point, he's shaving his head might be the best thing. Like, buzzing his head. Yeah. take pictures of like Jason Statham and like you know hot bald guys and like oh my god look at this look but don't even mention talk about the clothes first and then he just happens to be bald shaved head what is like the consensus in the gay community about bald like is bald in is bald out I mean I think if it's yeah depends on the person balding never looks good on anyone no not balding being totally bald like shaving your head yeah no that looks that's the most option you'd want yeah I agree there's no other kind of option for people and I think it looks the best and most times they look better with their head shaved they definitely look better with their head shaved than the Larry David ring. Yeah, you can't have that. Terrible. And you get a whole new persona with it. Like you have a badass, like you're the villain all of a sudden. So how do you suggest? I would show, I would go to the Gemini on Google Gemini and show some AI renderings of different styles or suggest Dr. Trutella for a hair transplant. From New Jersey, right. Well, I would love to know your financial situation. Are you in the business of being able to gift a hair transplant? Because that obviously seems like the clearly, like the obvious choice. Am I? No, the girl writing in. Oh yeah, maybe. She said I want to maybe get him something for the holidays that will help, but like can you get him hair transplants? Like what's your financial situation? Or you can get him like a good lace front from TikTok. A trip to Turkey. Yeah. Now, do you feel like it would be easier for her to help this brother if he was straight or if he was gay? Like I feel like straight men straight would be easier. Yeah, they'll just do whatever you say. Yeah, because the gay's gonna need a pushback. Right. No one needs that. From the community. From a disgruntled queen. She's already ticked off. Okay, ready? Dear Jackson Claude, well, Joey and Claude, I recently hosted my father's birthday and my younger sister offered to make a very beautiful ice cream sundae spread instead of a typical birthday cake. She brought ice cream and various toppings from her absolute favorite hometown ice cream shop and it was really wonderful. But when the party was over, she pulled out a cooler and in typical little sister behavior, she packed her ice packs and took all the leftover ice cream. I will say it was a little expensive for ice cream, but I'm worried that she does this at like other parties with other friends. How do I handle telling her she should have just left the leftovers without hurting her feelings? I do love how much she helps out when it's needed, but I'm a concerned big sister. Well, big sister being the operative, because she wants to eat all the ice cream. Yeah, of course, big, fat big sister. Now, the thing is, like, does your sister have a, let's pretend like your sister has a pattern of bringing a cooler to different affairs. You're at a dinner party. She brings a wagon. Right. One of those, um, Taylor, Taylor Strucker has it. What's that thing called? The Husky. With an H. The wheelie thing. Hulken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she bringing a hulken bag to all, like, dinner parties? Then the thing is, you do have to have an intervention. but if she did something nice and just wanted to take the ice cream home with her like you're being a little bit of a bitch. Yeah I think I think the option I don't I think the same thing is if you go to a house party and you bring wine or liquor and you take it back with you. Oh do people do that? Not at my house. Of course not. They'll get clipped. Let me ask you a question. What is your take on like leftovers because I Get it out. Yes okay. Get it out. I don't want anything in the house ever. I throw things out. I call my cleaning lady once a week to come on an off day just to like to take shit out of the house. I don't want it. Jackie and Ben call me the sweeper because I'm always like sweeping shit up. I'm throwing away family heirlooms. Like I'm throwing away everything. Get it out. I hate shit. I didn't know that about you, that you have sweeper energy as well. And I'm the same. I hate leftovers. I have never once taken something home and eaten it the next day. Like I know it's a waste of money, of food, and there are people dying. I know. I'll do it if I know I'm going to be wasted and want to pig out. Like I pre-know that I'm going to be a fat pig and like want to like eat it. And I'll do that. But like, yeah, leftovers. First of all, like at the house, I'm never going to eat it again. And then I just don't have room in the fridge. I want everything out of the fucking house. So I give away everything. Me too. I have Costco-sized things of like to-go containers in my closet. You would think I work in like a restaurant just to get everything, get it out. So when you cook, because you're like a big chef. I cook overly. I make so much food. You do. And then what do you do with it? I end up giving it away or like throwing it out. Oh, I know. I'm the same way, but like I just hate shit in my house. Is that Tower Lode? Yeah. So my lip liner, if anyone wants to know, this is Tower 28 Shade. I feel like I've penciled off the shade, you know? O1C4. And I'm pairing it with this Rode Lip Peptide. Have you tried these? I haven't tried that one, but I know they have the phone case with it. I'm wearing homeoplasm. You can only get it in Paris. It's a nipple cream that they use for nursing mothers. Yeah, I'm familiar. It's called Lansino. It's a brand. Yeah, I used it. It's a French brand, actually. Called Lansino. Oh, and also Lanolin. They both make nipple cream. And when I was like needing nipple cream, put it right on my lips. It's better than like Aquaphor. My plums. Tower load, I was telling you earlier, there's a gay porn site called Tower Load. And I was looking for the spray because my friend wanted to get that red spray. What red spray? There's a Tower 28 makes a spray. Oh, setting spray. I thought you meant a red spray from the porn site. No. So then I called. So I went to Sephora and I was like, do you guys have Tower Load? Oh, my God. And she's like, Tower Load. Did she Google it? No, she didn't Google the thing. She goes, oh, you mean Tower 28? I was like, oh, that's what it is. Oh, my God. And she wrote me with the Tower 28. What's your porn website of choice? Hamster, ex-hamster. Is that for animals? No. Oh, okay. I don't know why it's called that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry. I was confused. I don't know why it's called that, but I think that's the one I used to use. Would you ever be a porn star, Joey? If I was endowed and had the body. Yeah, I'd be disgusting. Right, right, right. Yeah. God knew not to give me a big dick. I actually. You ran through. I actually shudder to think what I would be like if I was always in my life very naturally thin and small. I would end up doing porn. But I think the thing is, if I, that's a hard question. If I always had that, I probably wouldn't be a pig. But since we've been fucked with our whole lives, like, you know, with our bodies, it's like if I finally got that, then I would be disgusting. Right, right. Because I've waited my whole life for this. Right, right. I'm not going to give it up now. Right, right, right. Yeah. All right. Next up. Hello, Jackson Claude. I need your advice on how to respond to declining my father-in-law's friend requests on not one but two social media platforms. In the past, I know my father-in-law has been using his late wife's phone, watching my stories on her Facebook and Instagram page. and with the holidays coming up, I know I'm going to be asked about it and I get a pit every time I think about addressing it. I have zero problem with confrontation, but out of respect to my husband, I'd like to try to maintain a level of cool. My husband does not have social media and I know that my father-in-law uses it to see photos of our kids. I just don't find it necessary to be friends with him on social media. Thanks. A swirly in need of some help with the words. Originally, when I first heard it, it sounded like there was a creepy undertone to it. Then I heard about, like, he's just that old widowed man and he wants to see his grandkids. It's like that thing I was like, oh, I feel bad now. Yeah, so every now and then we do have to set a deer toaster straight because we usually try to take the side of the girl. Like if you're writing into deer toasters, you're always right. Yeah. Every now and then we get hit with something like this. Like your poor widowed father-in-law just like using his dead wife's phone so he can see pictures of your grandkids. Girl, accept the fucking friend request. Like seriously, how evil are you? And unless you're posting pictures like you and your bikinis and you and your girlfriend's girl strips, I think if you're just posting pictures of the kids and his son and stuff, I think it's sweet and he wants to see that. I completely agree. Can I try on your beret? Yeah, I'd be honored. I thought you'd never ask. You don't have a license or anything, right? No, I don't have it yet. Which side? Right or left? I think it's a woman's own choice. I think that side looks better on you. Okay. Whatever side you're part... Where do you part your hair? Do you go that way? Oh, okay. I don't look French. I look like I'm delivering newspapers. My whole tits are out. I don't even send anything. Okay, wait. I'm like really struggling. Okay, okay. How's that? I love this set. How do I look? It's very chic. Is it? No, you look like you should be going to the Christmas Spooktacular. The tree lighting. Can you get me right into the tree lighting? Do any toasters work at the tree lighting? Can I say I've literally never looked more gorgeous? I know. Now, I'm looking at the monitor. They come in every color. Next time I go to Paris, I'll get you on. Oh, is this straight from Paris? Yes. Are you kidding? I don't have an imposter. Okay, like, I just, like, can't really keep it on. It's, like, hard. I have a Harry Josh pen you can use. Now, okay, like, in the camera, it looks really stupid. but I just want to say in the pictures that I'm taking, it looks amazing. And look at these curtains. Can I have these curtains? You'll have to talk to Chris. That's really gorgeous. And what materials that made of? It's cashmere. Really? Where'd you buy it? No, my boyfriend got it for me. He was like, when I got to, when I landed, he had this as a surprise for me. Can we talk about your boyfriend? Yes, we'd be honored. He's been coming up on my TikTok. So I've been like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How did you guys meet? We met, it was after we had, I was at a work party for Barstool and we had this, we had this like um christmas was it christmas summertime it was the end of like summer party for um we had mr purple on the rooftop so this is where i'm aging myself um and then after we went to some bars we was bar hopping on the bowery and i just i walked and oh we had we rented the bar out sort of like the back room for whatever and i walk in and now i'm tipsy and i'm feeling myself and i just saw he was the first person i saw and i walked in there and i was like you know i i have no shame so i said to him i made a pass to them walking in what'd you say i said yo you got a fat ass so romantic like it's insane and then we started you know then we started flirting throughout the night and stuff and then yeah then we just kind of met and started hanging out that's really beautiful yeah and another question for you and the toasters were really mad at me for the last couple of times not asking you this oh my god what's the tea that you don't pat don't follow each other on instagram anymore the tea is i never followed him to begin with oh so i didn't so there's no tea so it was always like it was always like like we always had like at the beginning i always had like that like rivalry thing with him so it was like it was a joke in the beginning that i didn't follow him and then once you left you didn't feel the need to follow to keep up no what do you think about out and about still going on without you oh is it yes oh good and what do you think about that i think it's great yeah get it girl i saw kathy griffin was on oh that's nice yeah she was also on the good guys podcast i saw that i did see that you know good keep it up girl keep it up yeah no what's new for joey i hear you have a brand deal launching today i'm not allowed to speak of it oh you're not oh i am allowed to speak of it but you're not allowed allowing me to speak of it well here's the thing one of today's sponsors is minky couture which we love don't forget to use our code and joey is actually about to become a new brand ambassador um for the brand the birkin bag of blankets yes and we're so honored to have you joined the minky family i am thank you i'm so excited and not only that i have my ring sizer coming from ring concierge from sydney free product today so i am getting a um a nice ring i love that i'm so glad that you are i know you're not getting healthcare from your time here at the toast, but you are getting free product, which is almost better than healthcare. I finally got Simon, our friend Simon Huck. You got candles? No, I didn't get candles. I got, let me, let me. Oh, also good. Yeah, I got, which ones did you get? I got all, I think every one of them. Yeah, they have like the fake GLP one. It's like a, like a nature's. I had that before. It's pargy. Yeah, I didn't get that one in the mail. I already have that in my draw. The sleeping ones, I took two last night. Oh, those sleeping ones? They taste so good. I want to eat more, but I'll get in trouble. What does Joey keep in his nightstand? Oh, I can tell you. Yeah. I have my Aquaphor stick. Of course. Oh, the stick. I like the stick. Okay, so I have the stick also on my nightstand right now. It's not my favorite. What is your favorite? I like to squeeze it out of the little tube. I put too much on then. Not the tiny tube. Yeah, of course. Nothing comes out on the stick. You rub it onto your eyes like this? I don't. You have to put it onto your eyes. Oh, really? Oh, it plumps. Really? Yes. Okay, I'll do it. It's very plumping. I just have that. I have a tissue box. I have a dipty candle. and I have a picture of me and Bae. Where's the picture from? Paris? No, it's from the Hamptons. Oh, such world travelers. But then on his nightstand, I have... Do you guys live together? No, but he... He just like spends a lot of time. Yeah, when he sleeps on his side. I have, I think some... Oh, I have flowers on each... Lovely. I do flowers as well. Are you a big cuddler? I am, but I get hot very quickly. Of course. Yeah. And what about... Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? I don't want to assume. Yeah, I'm just huge. Yeah, so... No, and your man's like so cute and small. Petite. Yeah, petite. I love that. What does your man do for work, if you don't mind me asking? He is in between careers right now. Love that. Aren't we all? Creative. He's going to do something creative. Creative. Yeah. And what did you say is your favorite thing about your boyfriend? His confidence. I love that answer. Yeah, he's just crazy confident. Where do you get your confidence from? That's the only thing I got that I had. It was, you know, people get what they have, and that's the one I got. Right, like that was the card you were dealt. Yeah. I love that. Comedy and comedy. I think we both have that. Yes, 100%. You can get anywhere with that. We don't need to be hot. I mean, we're hot in our own right. We are like insanely gorgeous. But yeah, I know what you mean. Like we get invited places because like it's not fun if we're not there. Yeah. I love that. Like we don't really work hard. It's just we're giving things because of our personalities. I don't feel like this is going to be your last time because like I said, I'm- No, please. I do have some. Next week is my last week. Is it? Before Christmas break. Who's here tomorrow? Oh, a really good one. but I don't want to say I want to surprise are you telling me off camera yeah of course so I do think I'll have space for you next week okay good for my final hurrah right I don't want to say goodbye it's not a goodbye it's a see you later but then do you have your own bedroom at Jackie's house I do do you think she'll let me stay there when I get does she have a pool she does oh my god yeah I do think she would let you stay there are you looking to take a trip I can't right now I'm saving my miles what are you saving them for your next trip to Paris yeah I have to go I'm trying to get there for my birthday but no one wants to come with me what miles I use Delta. Why would no one want to come with you? No, they would. I don't know. They would. You should go to Paris for your birthday. Fuck Le Cuckoo. Yeah. Go to the real one. Go to the real one. Make a real Paris burn. You should. I want to. I only have 45,000 miles left, though. You need a state-sponsored visit. Like the Parisian Board of Tourism. That's what I want to do. Yeah. That's what I need to do. I'm trying to get over there and do that. Right. I love that journey for you. Or if someone wants to give me my own travel show. Perhaps like a minky couture. Like you take a minky to the Eiffel Tower. let's pitch an idea to Minky for a birthday trip for Joey. That sounds perfect. I love that. I do as well. Well, I always appreciate your time. I love coming here. It's my second home. It's your second home. Thank you for your candor, for your love, for your time, for your devotion. And thank you guys for listening to The Toast. Monster Energy. Everybody knows White Monster, Zero Ultra. That's the OG. It kicked off this whole Zero Sugar Energy drink thing. But Ultra is a whole lineup now. You've got Strawberry Dreams, Blue Hawaiian, Sunrise, and Vice Guava. And they all bring the monster energy punch. So if you've been living in the white can, branch out. 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