--:-- Good morning, girlies, it's the Toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast-fired things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's the Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Can't wait to put a boot in everyone's ass. It's the American way. So Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list. And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fists. Yeah, that's right. Welcome back to The Toast, everybody. To everyone except the Canadians. The Toast, as you would call it, up north. I'm about the toast. I'm about the toast. The darn toast. I'm about the toast today and every day in a real American way. Yeah. Proud to be American today. America. Much like Cynthia Erivo. I didn't know that was happening. Everybody knew that there was like a game of significance. Like a historical game, a history changing game that's going to change like the diplomacy of the globe. Everyone knew and nobody told us. I know. And you guys, I'm literally always begging to be a part of stuff. Like I would have woken up early and like put on an outfit. I had no idea that was happening. I didn't even know about the lore, like the Jewish players, the Jewish brothers. I blame everyone listening to the show for not telling me about it. Are you are you fucking serious? I agree. I could just like feel if you guys were in the comments like you guys have to pay attention to the the Jewish brothers on the USA team. No, I would have because I've been watching everything. The bar is in hell for me. Sorry. I was watching women's hockey. OK, like I watch everything. I watch curling. I didn't know that was happening. I didn't know that it was happening. I didn't know the Olympics were like over. So last night I was like, I saw all day men's U.S. team won gold. So I was like, they're going to air it in primetime. I'll watch it tonight and I'll be a part of it. I'll pretend like I don't know the outcome. I feel like they don't even air it in primetime because it's like, but you weren't watching. So I turned on my peacock, but it was the closing ceremony. I'm like, I didn't know this was happening either. It's over. The Olympics are over. And America, I don't know the full medal count, but it seems like there was only one. No offense to everyone else who participated and dedicated their lives to these games. To the sport, yeah. But it seems like there was only one game. Medal worth getting. And it was men's hockey. Yeah. I feel like it always men hockey but because we rarely win it because it not like our dominant sport like we just act like it not a big deal Yeah And like oh hockey like for the Canadians and the Russians And like when we win You guys can have it When we win, it's like, oh, we've always been a boot dat. No, not only that, it's like it's your sport and we beat you at it. Yeah. Yikes. Yeah. So we won. Love it. And I'm proud to be an American. I love those brothers, those little Hughes brothers. They're Jewish. Yeah, their mom was like a hockey legend. She actually like advises the women's hockey team now. she raised three players who were all in the nhl only two made the olympic team so like that's just awkward um i didn't even know about the third this probably has like inner peace you know no work-life balance no um he plays on the same team as jack they're both and what about the other one so he was on the vancouver win yeah he was on the vancouver vipers i want to say for many years and then he actually just recently got traded to minnesota and he's really made you know a franchise out of them because they were like kind of weaning before um and so he probably has FOMO from not being on the team with his brothers um but that other one probably has even more FOMO that his brothers went to the Olympics without him and Jack just has no FOMO but he's probably like you know carries the weight of the world on his shoulder Jack is also the middle child which is as we know its own struggle he's really bust out of you know the stereotype yeah and so obviously I heard that there was a Jewish hockey player my first thought was how do I set him up with my sister come to find out he's dating Tate McRae a shiksa goddess and what's funny is She actually did speak about him when she did her commercial for Peacock being like, apparently she's dating a hockey player. And even then, like, nobody sounded the alarm bells. I just, and I'm not just saying this because I think he should be dating my sister. I just don't feel like they're a good match. He's like, it's not a good match. I just, obviously I would prefer him with a Jewess, but I'm not going to hold that against Miss McCray. I just, I don't know. I don't feel like it's a match. I just, I'm holding out hope. Margo Hughes. He's a little younger. Yeah, he is 22. Maybe the older brother. I'll take any of them. I heard he's 24. So much misinformation surrounding the huge. A.I.s. So much. He's 24? Perfect. What about the older brother? Maybe let's say 26. Okay. She's 26. She could be 26. She was 26. She knows how to be 26. Because she was at one point. Yeah. That's beautiful. They have so much in common. He's 26. And also what's exciting is that hockey is like an amazing sport because like you can still have success like outside of the Olympics. A lot of Olympic sports. It's like the Olympics are it. Yeah. There's no league. Right. So it's like we could keep up with all of these people in the NHL if we want to. I don If we have the hockey itch I don I feel like it could set off like a hockey mania in this country Hockey mania already started with heated rivalry It started with the books Everybody read icebreaker I read it. Hockey has been like a very niche smut category. Wait, the book is called icebreaker, but the show is heated. No, no, no. Heated rivalry is also based off of a book. Sorry. But there is a genre of smut novels, mostly heterosexual around hockey. Like there people are obsessed with hockey players. And the big one is called icebreaker. She's a figure skater. He's hockey player they go to college together it's literally telling me lies um but like not toxic at all and like way more sex and so hockey smut is a huge category in litter literary category i meant like for youngsters playing hockey no and did you see that viral like the tweet it's from like 2011 and it was someone being like 2026 olympics is gonna pop off over a hundred thousand kids just signed up for hockey like there's been a trend of like more kids playing hockey in this country and that person in 2011 predicted that we would win the hockey gold in 2026. I just feel like hockey not being mainstream has nothing to do with like lack of participation. It's just like really hard to see the puck. And I can only get involved in a sport like so much. You can't even show me the ball. Like in football, I can see the ball. In basketball, of course I can see the ball. Baseball is like a little hard. That's why baseball is worrying. I literally can't see the puck. And then, you know, remember when that guy like took his blade and stepped on the neck of the other guy and he died? Remember when, did he step on the neck or he kicked him in the neck? Same thing. That was horrible. I think about that all the time. I think about it all the time. And like the sport was just like very off-putting for me at that moment. So that's why I never personally got involved. And then like, do you go to jail? There was like a case. I forget what happened. And I know neck guards are like optional. That's where like sports loses me when you guys are going to be stupid. Like, okay, neck guards are optional, but somebody literally died from a kick in the neck. So like just wear the neck guard. Same with guardian caps in football. You love, guardian caps have no fans? okay fine is dead guilty as charged check on me i miss my sister everybody complains about cte all these things and there's literally a thing that you can wear that makes it like a lot better and it's considered lame i've heard that it doesn't like work no people don't wear it because it's considered losery like imagine safety being losery like this is where sports becomes like out of my like i'm a reasonable person and i like to deal frequently with reasonable people and i don't feel I feel like they hit each other's heads so much. Like whenever someone does a good job, you get like a hit in the head on your. And like if they stop doing all of that, like that might also make it better. Yeah. I wouldn want to score a touchdown because everyone going to be slapping my helmet It so true Or my tushy Oh that fine Honestly slap my tushy just like stopping my head when I didn even like get in a tackle So all that to say, I agree that hockey is definitely like the new frontier, as Tracy Turnblad would say. It's going to take a lot for me to like really care beyond this. Also, like we haven't won since 1980 Miracle on the Ice. And I imagine like after that, which was also a historic win and had so many like political ramifications. I imagine after that, like hockey had a big surge. And I feel like we're on the precipice of a hockey surge. I don't know. And we have boys like, are we putting them in hockey now? No. Maybe it's hockey. No, it's going to be fencing for mine. For your king? Yeah, I just feel like it's a sport. Safe is safe. Yeah, I'm all about safety. All about safety. Rough and tumble? Yeah. Something major. Golf. Golf, oh yeah. Very low impact sport. We're a golf family. And that works for me because I can have lunch And lay by the pool I want to be a golf mama Golf mama is where you at Golf mama greater than soccer mom Or football mom You just sort of sit on the course All day And there's food service I don't even think you need to go to the course You can wait at the clubhouse And you go in a golf cart And you wear a cute outfit Golf mom stay winning I did something crazy this weekend Crack? Crazier Meth? Crazier I watched Marty Supreme. I took one thing off my contemplate. I didn't finish it. I did not like it. I thought it was, like, bad, you know? I thought Timothy was great. There was a scene in there that bothered me. Actually, there were two scenes that I found so emotionally disturbing. And I'm surprised nobody's talking about them. Is it a true story, Marty Supreme? I actually don't know or care. Is Martin a real person? Yes. Marty Mouser is his real name. Marty Mouser. I actually never got to the point in the movie where they started calling him the Supreme. um i didn't like it i saw two scenes that put me off so much i i had to turn it off um the first was the auschwitz scene i felt like that was so unnecessary it's about like jewish people like living in america after the holocaust so of course like they're they talk about the holocaust like one of them has a you know a tattoo um and then they did one flashback scene and it was so upsetting and borderline sexual like it was so disgusting i never want to see the movie ever again and then there was like a scene with a dog getting hurt that was also so fucking unnecessary. So I really didn't like it. So I really didn't like it. Sorry. And I don't like that Odessa Azayan girl. I don't like her. I don't like her. So when I saw her, she was in it. I don't think that surprises anyone. Yeah. She's like so Ben Platt, you know? Yeah. I just really don't like her. So I, except Kevin O'Leary was such a fucking star. Put him in everything. Give him the Oscar. Like actually he should have been nominated. I loved his character. Does he have a big role? Yeah. He's acting now? He's Gwyneth Paltrow's husband in the movie. He's like this. Ship. Yeah, for sure. Ship. He's this billionaire. He's one of the wealthiest men in the world because he owns the biggest pen company. And who does Gwyneth Paltrow play? This sort of washed up movie star who's married to a billionaire. And having an affair with Timothy. Spoiler alert. We all saw the pictures of them kissing, like paparazzi pictures. Yeah, and Timothy had a sex scene in the movie. Because I haven't seen the movie, so I couldn't possibly give you a spoiler. Skip it. Timothy had a sex scene with Odessa in a back room of a shoe store, taking it from the back, which was just wrong, honestly. I didn't need to see Timothy having sex. And that's disrespectful to Kylie. I wouldn't watch that. And then Gwyneth also had like a very, it wasn't sexy. And like she sat on his lap, took her bra off. And then like, you know, we were supposed to understand that they continue to have sex. I don't know if it's like the mama in me or just like growing older. I like really don't need sex scenes. No. It's really yucky. Like cool. Like I can infer that like you got pregnant because you had sex. Like I know how it works. I feel like it's cheap. I feel like it's, you know, using filler words in an essay, you know? I don't and like unless it's like the most beautiful some okay and when I say this I there are a few exceptions of course the notebook breaking dawn part two or is it part one when they have sex on their honeymoon no but I'm sorry the sex is germane to the story like how is a vampire and a human gonna have sex without him killing her even if it wasn't germane I would have allowed it it was so romantic yeah it was so it brought like a tear to my eye it was so beautiful and it's like sorry yeah I waited five movies I need to see them get down like When there's anticipation built. I just feel like these days it's like, oh, we don't know what to do next. Of course. And that wasn't even like a sex scene, was it? It was a sexy scene. We saw like her back arching. Yeah. Like there's just beautiful ways to do it. And it's not beautiful. No, they love doing it in a non-beautiful way. Yeah, it's not beautiful. So they lost me. I'm sorry. Like I hated the movie. Sorry, Kylie. I hated it. That's okay. I don't think I'll get around to watching it. I did a couple crazy things this weekend. One, caught up on Southern Charm. I'm all the way caught up. So much so and I was shocked that I didn have any more episodes left because I like what is everyone talking about so far Everyone hating Craig and he he done like one or two things and I like Craig not your best but like as far as him being the villain of the season like I don see it everyone is obsessed with him like in a negative way like what's Craig doing what's Craig saying it's like it's really weird and I guess it's because like outside of the show he has like a very big name for himself yes and I feel like that dynamic is like playing into the show they went to this boys dinner Whitney Shep Craig and Austin like the OGs okay but Whitney is fine now he's fine and ever since I've learned to appreciate like Patricia and I love her I'm fine with Whitney he keeps himself out of the show as much as possible and it's weird the things of himself that he chooses to put in I'm like why why now why didn't you cut that out you're the executive producer whatever the four boys went to dinner they're the OGs and it was like so fun at first and even though Austin and Craig have had drama all season they're like compartmentalizing and they're just like having fun I'm laughing I'm like this is oh bring Thomas back like it was just really sweet and then him Austin and Craig get into a really big fight and it seems like part of their issue was like Austin just starts talking about like you've made nothing of yourself over the last five years like you have nothing to show for the last five years and then Austin's like Craig says that to Austin and then Austin is like I know my beer didn't do what I wanted it to do and I'm like wait since when are we talking about this like it just came first we're talking about relationships and then now they're talking about like what you do outside the show it feels like Austin's like very stifled in his life I feel like they're like not showing us everything because the conversations are jumping but I do feel like Craig being like very successful has really affected the dynamics of the show and like everybody's just coming for Craig all the time and he is reactive I can't watch the show he says like some things that are too harsh like the last thing he said to the Vanita in the last episode was like really really mean oh but like she started with it she went and watched what happens live and said I'm team page yeah that'll do it like so why would why is that that's not your friend 100 so then he literally said to her and they don't talk all season it's like the one big fight that no one's even addressing and then she he says to her he like she like starts taking swipes at him and this group trip in mexico and he's like vanita stop you don't even exist in my world fuck off it was just like so chilling yeah it was really really harsh and like i think now everyone's gonna get mad at craig again and like he needs to apologize um but like why like start something you can't finish right right She's like poking him. She started with team. Like, so if you're team Paige, like we're not friends. Yeah, agreed. So it, and like, it's just, it's been crazy. Madison just had her baby. Madison, my queen, I love her. I had this similar experience where like, you get caught up on something and you like wait that it Yeah Because I all caught up on love story Oh wait so I also want to say I watched two episodes of love story there only like four okay I watched two last night what do you think I really like it I didn expect to like it so much and I don't really the only part of like acting that's confusing to me which you touched on is like was this the way Caroline moved she seems like she's always like laying over the table like she's Carrie Bradshaw like with her hair sexy yeah like and they're really like using her hair as like a way to show like she used to be curly and wild and then she goes to dinner at caroline's house and it's straight yeah no and like in the middle like a year later it's a little wavier like it's less curly and then you know when they get on the plane it's like stick straight they're using the hair to like show her journey becoming like a kennedy woman like very basic um but so i'm just like she just seems like very flirty very sexy and again i know nothing about her i just like no pictures of her about her like historically she seemed like so buttoned up but Maybe that was like post Kennedy, like when she had to start acting right. Yeah. And then like, what's the nature of her relationship with like Calvin? That whole thing is weird that she was like plucked from the mall. And then like by episode four, she's running the whole company. Right. And Kelly Klein, the one who wrote the Pools book is Calvin's wife. Yes. Always talking. Spoiler alert. Calvin Klein is not gay. Okay. I thought he was. It feels like they're like making a, like she's alluding to the fact and that Calvin wants to sleep with Carolyn. Like, I feel like Kelly's always making comments. They're a weird couple for sure. I would have had no idea until I saw the cover of the book, Kelly Cline. I had no idea she was, I thought maybe it was a daughter. Right, right, right. I didn't understand that. Yeah, there's, I feel like there's just parts of the show that are like poorly cast and poorly acted. And it like takes me out of it really quickly. And I want to say justice for Naomi Watts because I've only seen like negative things about her portrayal. But I think Jackie O is an impossible person to play. And I actually didn't notice it. Like I, and I don't know, like it was to me really, really good. It's reminding me of The Crown, where every time an episode ends, like I Google the thing, like the episode last night, like, you know, it's on the cover of Page Six that they are a couple. And it's like these photos of them on a boat. And I was like, well, now I need to go find the real photos. And they look exactly like the show. Yeah. It's really very crowned. It's good. I think that the time and the people is so interesting that the show couldn't have been bad. And it's funny. We've like beat to death certain cultural moments, right? Like there was a million shows about OJ and we've done them all. you know? And this is like a blind spot. Like there haven't been a lot of like TV shows or movies or podcasts that have become really mainstream about them when you would think that like people would be obsessed with them already It just like it at a weird spot in time like the nineties where it history technically but very recent Yeah And we only just now getting around because it been like 30 years We're getting around to like retelling it. Mm-hmm. So I am, I'm into it. Me too. Now we have to like wait weekly. Ugh. Oh. The next one comes out on Thursday or whatever. Two more episodes. Take it slow. Take it slow. Okay. I will. But no, I liked it. I didn't expect to like it Because remember when those first pictures came out? Of course. It was giving an end to this. It was so, no, it was giving community theater. It is community theater. I'm not having that experience. Because I can see community theater. Like everyone is blind. No, I have such a sensitivity. No, not as much as I do. I'm so community theater. Like I have such a sensitivity. And I think that everyone's really being blinded by just like the sheer fabulousness of it organically. I couldn't be blinded. I'm telling you, you're being blinded. You don't know the propaganda. I know I'm like sitting and like wait, like ready to hate the thing. And I. But I don't hate it. It's just. No, I like it. I want to say I like it. It's him. He's getting such like so much worse as an actor. I like him. No, you'll see. He's getting so bad. Also. Justice for George. Who's George? The magazine. Oh my God. Okay. The magazine. I get. And you said he's like giving loser because he like couldn't pass the bar. And like, yes. When you look at his like life, it's like. But I mean, the expectations he has to live up to are impossible. Like, yes. but he's giving loser not only because of the bar, but because he's sort of aimless in his romantic life, in his work life. And he just continues to spiral until like something happens. It like sets him on a course. Oh, but like, I was at Jackie. He's just like, he's like this grown loser man playing football in the park with his friends and his friends are losers too. And you'll see like, okay. Okay. He's a loser. I don't know if he was at the time and did people know they like America adored him. They didn't think he was like this aimless loser, but Ryan Murphy obviously hates him. Cause he's like a loser. Oh, I'm not getting cutie vibes still. Darryl he's pushing 40 at one point like you have to keep remembering okay but in the first episodes he's 31 and like for a man to be just like sort of getting serious then it's like okay it's fine but he starts pushing 40 okay and like he like he's just a loser um Darryl Hannah actress sweet girl actress crush she needs to also play Sonia Morgan in the life story of Sonia Morgan totally and she looks like I don't know Darryl Hannah that well but like that's what I think Darryl Hannah looks like. I looked up Daryl Hannah. It's quite remarkable how similar they do look. Yeah. Yeah, but she wasn't right for him. Oh, and you're going to freak. There's one random scene where we meet Carolyn Bissette's mom. She comes to her apartment. they do look yeah yeah but she she wasn't right for for him oh and you're gonna freak there's like they do look yeah yeah but she she wasn't right for for him oh and you're gonna freak there's like one random scene where we meet carolyn beset's mom she like comes to her apartment do you know who plays her i was i seriously was like what ew constance zimmer dana gordon from entourage and then unreal the i know who that is aren't they the same age who like that actress and carolyn yeah no i know she's wearing like a full fake wig and like fake it's so random they like refused to cast an old person. That's weird. Yeah, it's very weird. I was like, wait, what? Was she a young mom when she had Carolyn? We didn't get Carolyn's backstory yet. Oh, okay. In the book. And still no Carol Rodswell sightings. In the fake, what about a mention? Like, Carolyn and I had dinner last night. No. Okay. And I'm telling you, Anthony, you've seen him, right? Yeah. And he only gets more. I wouldn't know who that was if you hadn't said the Carol thing. Yeah. And then, like, something happens. They're like, should we call Aunt Lee? So that's Anthony's mom, Lee Rodswell. And Lee and Jackie are sisters. Yes. Yeah. And then. There's so many names because it's like Kennedy, but it's also Schlossberg. It's also. Who's Schlossberg? Caroline. Caroline gets married. Okay. And who's her husband? Schlossberg. And he's older? Yeah. He's like an old man. Yeah. And was that Jackie's last husband that was in the hospital with them in the episode where she fell in the horse? No. Jackie's husband is not in the show. Okay. I think at this point she's like a single man. Maybe it was like a lawyer again. Yes, it is. Caroline's husband is 100 years old. And I just want to say that actress who plays Caroline is Meryl Streep's daughter. Perfect casting, like pure perfection. Yeah. Like nothing to do with Meryl Streep's daughter. I actually wouldn't have realized. And Zach told me. Yeah. Like, is that? And I was like, I guess it is. It is. But it's not the Gilded Age one. No, no, no. But is it the Mark Ronson one? Yes. Yes. That's Mark Ronson's wife. Yeah. So weird. So much. honestly like my brain it's like the kennedy charts are confusing because it's like onassis and that's the crazy thing about jackie o like the woman when she was like the gal the it gal she was the first lady she was jackie kennedy yeah so like we call her jackie o but like her heyday was jackie kennedy not her heyday like the pillbox hat like that's just jackie yeah and so was he by the way i didn't put that together jfk is jack that's so they were jack and jackie that's really cute. Okay so I will continue on my journey I do recommend the show Like I know I talk like shit but it very good Ben obsessed with it I recommend it Like I really liked it considering I don know why I just thought it went I feel like the last couple Ryan Murphy things I tried to watch, I was like, this isn't good. Yeah, no. For me. He has a very wide range, Ryan Murphy. And it doesn't include me in all of them. Yeah. Like, especially the horror sort of, like. I mean, I like the politician, but in hindsight. I love the politician. I know. But I have a blind spot. because like that's what I said it's difficult being Ben Platt's number one hater he is so talented yeah but I actually didn't like the last seasons I mean they lost the high school was like where it was at they lost the plot but the beginning was so good it was it really and it was it was a moment in time it should have been one season yeah I agree let's get into the story shall we we shall without further ado dot do dot do here are the fast five stories that you dot do need to know and the fast five stories that you need to know are brought to you by Wayfair you need something for your home, like literally any part of your home, head over to Wayfair. They've got everything from bedding and bath basics, refreshing kids rooms, tons of stuff there, home decor, storage for every space, kitchen essentials, work from home setups, or your living room. No matter your price, no matter your style, you can find whatever you're looking for at Wayfair. 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The something Awards. I think they were the Davids. I don't even want To know what they were called. Do you know what I mean? Because it's better not to know It was definitely the Davids And I wanted to say thank you to David. I think it was like A first and last name. Like the David Romanoff Awards. It was like the David Palazzo Awards. Yeah the David Venice Awards. Venice and David I want to watch those awards every year Just to relive the magic Yeah. And then of course like something So horrible happened. Yes I I actually don't have words I and like I don't know who's like what people like who's wrong or who's right I just don't like as an empath and like just a human with eyes watching so here's what happened if anyone wants sorry yeah while um or who's right. or who's right. I just feel like as an empath and just a human with eyes, watching. So here's what happened, if anyone wants to know. Sorry, yeah. So while Michael B. Jordan was presenting with Delroy Lindo, they're both in Sinners, they were presenting the best award for best visual effects to Avatar, Fire and Ash. And they're both black. Yes. Simultaneously, there was a person in attendance who starred in a movie called I Swear, which is about Tourette's. He's the subject of the film and his struggle and it's apparently like an amazing movie. So obviously he was there. His name is John Davidson and he has Tourette's and he was in the audience. And as the two of them were presenting, his Tourette's compelled him to shout the N word. And like you hear it on the stream. They heard it presenting, like they, you know, recovered and just kept going and did their presentation, but had to hear that. It was incredibly. Oh my God. It was, my heart broke. The look on Michael B. Jordan's face of just like disbelief shock, but then also like showmanship you know the show must go on I mean it was so devastating um and then like you learn Alan Cummings who hosted the show then like yeah he came out and he said you may have noticed some strong language in the background there this can be part of how Tourette syndrome shows up for some people as the film explores that experience right it wasn't just like a rando racist in the crowd um and like the fact that it can be explained like great but it was so horrifying to watch um and and i think you know people are also criticizing the baftas because you know the baftas is a pre-recorded event it was yeah it was on a delay and they could have cut it out and i guess like them not cutting it out was you know even more powerful for the film and the struggles of having tourette's and sure but even if they had cut it out which i guess would have like you know helped everyone else who watched it and not had to right feel like it still happened yeah no it happened to michael b jordan yeah they still had to experience it like they couldn't cut it out in real time i don't know like i'm curious on what like their take is like now i'm knowing yeah like of course like now we know they weren't actually you know being called a slur by like a racist person it was like this involuntary tick that just you know came out at the worst possible time um and i've seen varying takes online i don't like some of the takes being like well you know if you know that that's a possibility like you should leave and then you shouldn't be in a right and then other people being like well that's ableist like if he can't be in the same room as everyone else like sure I don know all I know is that what I saw was so like devastating and heartbreaking and like I just wanted to like give Michael B Jordan a hug yeah um I don know what the right way to handle it is it just awful yeah I had also seen that he had said like one or two shouted one or two other things throughout the ceremony like someone inappropriate yeah like he's like fuck off I mean that's so different than the oh yeah yeah but but it wasn't just one random tick it's terrible it's it is like barn on one of the worst clips i've seen yeah like it's it made me so sad and i feel like everyone is sort of like because it's like well you can't have an opinion on this because then you're ableist or racist it's like who everyone's sort of like paralyzed in like where to go but all i know is like i just that shouldn't have happened i agree it was so terrible and it just it clouded the whole night no that's the only thing anyone's talking about from the path does yeah yeah i was it probably wouldn't have been a story otherwise William Cade It's nice to see them Kylie and Timothy were there But at this point Like they do everything together Like pizza They got pizza They got pizza They told us about the IMAX Like honestly Keep it in your pants They told us about the IMAX Timothy did an interview With Matthew McConaughey His dad in Interstellar Okay I think I need To watch Interstellar I had no idea Timothy Chalamet Was in Interstellar Yeah he is like In front of a truck Saying bye to his dad At one point I think it's like His first credit And so they did an interview Like you know In support of Marty Supreme Where Matthew McConaughey Interviewed him and Matthew McConaughey was like, didn't your girlfriend like tell him what your girlfriend did? And he rented out, Kylie rented out an IMAX for him to see Interstellar. It's his like favorite movie. That he's also in? That he's also in, but he has like a very small role. Right. But it's like Timothy Edingston's the greatest movie of all time. That's so sweet. So I think I'll watch it. You should. One day. You're like kind of the new Club Chalamet because you know she retired. She moved on to, she chose another actor. Like Club Chalamet and I are like at two different sides of the extreme. Right. Because you're extreme, like Kylie Chalamet and she's just Timothy. Yeah. And if we could put our minds together, I think we could create something beautiful. Yeah. A coalition of sorts. Yeah. But like I come at it from the Kylie aspect and she's obviously team Timothy. Yeah. So Timothy did not win the BAFTA for his movie. Okay. That's interesting. Marty Supreme is now at like a record high of like losses for BAFTAs. For BAFTAs. Okay. Yeah. But neither did Leo. I don't know who won that award. Oh. Yeah, the guy with Tourette's. I saw his speech Did he make his Like an apology Did he make a speech How did the speech go I just saw him say he couldn believe he was nominated in the same category as Leo I don know if he apologized or maybe it was before No, but best actor wouldn't come before best visual. Right. Because he absolutely should have used the platform to apologize. Yeah. No, it was – he did apologize? He won. Yeah. Yeah. Oof. Yikes. Yeah. Just yikes. Big yikes. so that's the baftas in a nutshell are you ready for our next story hannah montana miley cyrus god spotted filming hannah montana special for the first time so she was seen in malibu with the hannah wig in a convertible and let me tell you i was transported it was this 2026 or 2006 it's insane how like all it takes is the way no but like her face everything about her face is clear the same plus the sunglasses well not the teeth okay in these far away pictures her mouth i hope She wears the snaggletooth. Because these pictures look like they could have been taken 20 years ago. And I saw like a clip of her wearing the wig on stage, like in a full costume, like concert. Let's get crazy. So it looks like, get up and, it looks like the description they released for the celebration, 20 years, whatever. Everything I've seen visually kind of negates it. I haven't seen her like sitting down in an interview style. So. yeah well we wouldn't see that because it'd be on a soundstage like yeah but like they would normally release like pictures and stuff oh well maybe these are paparazzi pictures yeah but i haven't seen anything of like that looks boring everything i've seen looks good okay it's just what i heard the description yeah yeah but i'm hoping onto those notes let's get crazy get up and what's your favorite hannah montana song oh um not miley not my not me miley cyrus no not can't be tamed era like no no but even like from hannah montana like seven things yeah no no no no just hannah just hannah okay i love nobody's perfect i really do it's a perfect song um i love this is the life Mm-hmm. The Climb is a fusion. But yeah, I would consider that like a Miley song actually. It's a fusion of my girls. And you'll always find your way back home. Okay, my honorary mention, you'll always find your way back home. I think that might be my number one, but it's not the era I'm talking about. Written by Taylor Swift. No it like it you know the first two albums Okay so my favorite Hannah song is probably not from that era but it a Hannah song He could be the one Okay No but that season three That counts Yeah And would you consider Butterfly Fly Away? No, she's not wearing the wig. Yeah, because you know that's a song that was playing when Ruby was born. So love that song. But yeah, she's not wearing the wig when she sings it. She's in the gazebo and it's raining and she's just being Miley. Yeah. She's just being Miley. The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself. My heart can't rest till then. That's harmony. Yeah. That's how she does it on the class of beauty. I can't wait to see you again. That song was a cultural reset. You know what's my favorite trend right now? What? People harmonizing with Wide Awake. Thunder rumbling. Yeah. I didn't know that was happening. Why is that happening? I love it. I don't know. But I'm so happy for Katy Perry. She just sort of needed this. very neutral positive I want her to come out with a version that I can listen to on Spotify like take the best creator who's doing it and put out a duet so I can listen on Spotify because I'm really enjoying it's a nice trend thunder rumbling castles crumbling I am trying to hold on All on, I'm wide awake. God knows that I tried seeing the bright side. That's a good song. Yeah. So much has happened to Katy Perry that cloud the fact that a lot of her music is amazing. I'm falling from cloud nine. This is the part of me. That's one of the best songs ever made. You think so? That you're never gonna ever take away from me. Yeah. You think so? Yeah. It's like a perfect pop song. I think like Charlie Puth would agree. Oh, we need to get Charlie Puth on the show. I agree. And like ask him what he thinks about like a hundred songs. Let's see when Charlie Puth is going to be in New York or Florida and let's get him on the show. I agree. I want to have him on the show. I want to harmonize with him. I want to have a show where we only interview Charlies. We do like a deep dive. Maybe that's like a passion project for you with the redheads. No, like. Fine. Can you interview Charlie Hope? I love her. Who's that? You know her, because you played her song the other day. She makes music for kids that's not annoying as fuck. She has a very Mumford and Sons type of voice. Over in the meadow where the sun and the sun lived. A little metal myrtle and a type of voice. like Mumford and Sons type of voice. Over in the meadow where the sun and the sun lived a little metal myrtle and a little turtle dove. Beep, said the lion. Beep, beep. Yeah, she has so many bops. And then, of course, the green grass grew all around, all around, and the green grass grew all around. She's a great Charlie you could interview on your Charlie series. And also Charlie, who's on the season of Southern Charm, I'd love to speak to. The King. Charlie, the King. who's charlie the king who's charlie the king you'll get there just king charles yeah that will be like we can end the podcast of course when it will be a mini series that only ends you have to keep going until king charlie yeah but like do i have to have charlie xdx on my podcast no okay she doesn't have an e at the end so she's exempt no but there's all different spellings of charlie i have to charlie who was unceremoniously booted from Love Island. Charlie, yeah. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I think it could be really great. I can't wait to tune in. We should do like another podcast where we only interview people who have the same names as our children. That would be like really, because everyone's looking for an angle, right? Ruben Studdard. Here we come. I actually would love to fucking talk to Ruben Studdard. Right? Like he raised a generation of singers. Harry Jowsey. and you just you would create the podcast just so you could interview harry chowsey because i know you're like obsessed with him in secret i think we've had him on the show oh no we had him on our spotify audio canceled show breaking bread yeah i think everyone's looking for an angle yeah like who should like a pot everyone interviews celebrities on their podcast how can we make it different we found our angle here's how so i guess i'll have to name my next child taylor 1000 and you could do it for a boy or a girl love that crushing it yeah what was the story Miley spotted Oh okay so faith abyssal restored Yeah yeah yeah I'm excited We got the party with us Oh people were also saying Jonas Brothers She sort of invented them We got the party with us Like kind of No but they are a big part of the Hanna family The lore yeah And so I wonder if they'll have anything to do with this I wonder if David Archuleta will join What's their song? Come on What's the song? it's like oh it like it like it like the worst song yeah yeah hold on let me look it up let me just go to that season three it like It like the worst song Yeah yeah Hold on Can you Google it Let me look it up Let me just go to that season three It like It kind of like reggae you know Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to know where you are. I want to find out what you know. And maybe someday down the road, I'll sit back and say to myself, yeah, I thought so. The worst song. That's probably my least favorite Hannah Montana song. Oh, that's funny. We could also do least favorites. No, I just did it. Make some noises good. Oh, so many good ones. One in a million. Life's what you make it. Oh, I can't do this right now. Chilling. I'll do this in my car on the way home. Are you ready for our next story? What number three? Number three. Yeah. Vanity Fair has put an article forth talking about the new talk show hosts. So Bowen Yang, Brittany Broski, and eight other hosts who are shattering the talk show format. so they are putting forth their thesis that these creators are the new late night so to speak talk show it's interesting i don't disagree in the sense that like this is where people come to promote projects late night was a lot of things yes it was that it was also sort of like a center of comedy um i don't think that i don't know it's an imperfect thesis but it's not wrong in the sense that like podcasts are the new frontier. And if a celebrity has to go promote something and they say, you can either do Jimmy Fallon or call her daddy, they would do call her daddy. Although the Alex Cooper erasure in this Vanity Fair article is weird because you have to give her credit. Like she really did, maybe not invent this template, but like she is the biggest. She's the first stop. Yeah, like that's what call her daddy is now. It's like, even though I do think Jake Shane is like giving her a run for her money. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's included in the article. So here's who they share. They share Quenlyn Blackwell. Quen, sorry, Quinn. And I feel like she's so many things, but an interviewer is not one of them. I know she has like a series, but for the statement that they're trying to make about like celebrity interview late nights. Do celebrities like go on her platform? I don't feel like they do. Brittany Broski? Same with that. I know she has a podcast and I feel like it's very, very funny and it's like kind of like satirical about herself. But I don't know that she interviews a lot of people. She doesn't. Yeah. Is Chicken Chop on here? Yes, she wasn't there. Julian Shapiro Barnum. What a name. What a name. E.T.'s son? I literally. Shapiro Barnum Recess therapy I sorry but if you don know who that person is like I think we have a Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young children about everything from the love of corn Wait, what? From the love of corn. How does somebody have 8 million followers and I don't know them? You should go on that podcast. It was a quarantine podcast. He was in a quarantine podcast with family when he decided to create an online talk show. Then he hit on the idea of recess therapy in which he and celebrities like Zoe Kravitz and Rihanna talk to young kids about everything from love of corn to the life of Shakespeare. This year, Shapiro Barnum is embarking on an ambitious new project. Outside Tonight, a late night show shot in front of a live audience in the streets of New York City. He's excited to spend time. Well, that's cool. I haven't heard of it, but that doesn't mean anything, I just want to say. Well, if they're talking about people who love corn, you should go on. You know I love corn. That was a very meaty sentence, you know? Yeah, to their love of Shakespeare. And then Brittany Broski, Broski Nation. she started something called Royal Court medieval sleepover vibes I haven't seen it just want to say medieval sleepover vibes and yes I know so Quentin Blackwell has a like it's like a cooking show I've seen the Addison Rae one guests like Addison Rae and Lil Nas X okay fun I don't feel like that's replacing late night just not to be like a bitch keep going to the ones that I know Oh Kareem Rama I know him subway takes Have you seen he interviews people on the subway and they give like their hottest Takes I mean yeah he's very Interesting and yeah that's like the stuff That people do when they're promoting stuff like now they go on Like you know where he's had like he has Major people type stuff He has major people I agree same with Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers they are A stop they are a stop Same with Amelia DeMaldenburg Who's chicken shop girl she's like the interviewer, she gets everyone. Yes. Z-Way, absolutely. A press stop for people. Sean Evans, who created Hot Ones. Yes, yes. The chicken hot wings thing. Yeah, absolutely. Jake Shane, absolutely. Okay, that was it. So I feel like they got a lot of the people that I agree. I feel like some people didn't want to be a part of this, and then they threw in a couple of randos. But Alex Huber really should be there. Yeah. I don't feel like they left her out. I feel like she very much stands alone, you know? Like I could see her not wanting to be a part of an ensemble where like really not everyone is like doing the same thing that she is, you know? I could see her saying no, honestly. Who else do I feel like they're missing? Oh well I chair expert Oh yeah but then it just like podcasters Yeah I can understand why Then it just like then name every podcast It not podcasts It people who are shattering the talk show format Good hang. She should have been on here. Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, that is shattering the talk show format. But then it's just a list of podcasts. Right. Which, you know, I love a list of podcasts. So this is just hosts who are shattering the talk show format. That is Amy Schumer, I just want to say. Not Amy Schumer, excuse me. Amy Poehler. The new late night is lo-fi and unpredictable. and live from your phone all the time. As broadcast television recedes, we present a cast of digital creators who boldly go where no Jimmy has gone before. That's funny. Okay, so they're saying digital creators. Fine, so I guess that's not Amy Poehler. Yeah, and like things that are more than just like talk, you know, like chicken chop is really the new carpool karaoke. Yes, it's a very new format. It's very cool. Nobody's doing it. Agreed. Cool beans. And they have people on there like Brittany Broski and quen um who i think have the format but i don't know that that they have the guests yet yeah so we'll see maybe they're giving them like the vanity fair stamp of approval i like that i feel like the late show format is like so old and some of them are doing everything they can to hang on and jimmy fallon's doing a great job i also want to say like this is just stating the obvious well of course this is not an original yeah like the the late show format has been felt old for like people have been doing this for like a couple years now yeah so like thanks for letting us know it was happening. We did know. Unlike Cynthia Reveal, we did know that this was happening. But good for you. For stating it. For joining us up here. Welcome. Are you ready for our next story? If it's our next story that's brought to you by hers. It is. 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So there's a lot going on because Jumois received a tip that Braxton and Olivia Jade were spending quite a bit of time together at the Palm Tree Festival this weekend. According to the person who sent in the tip, they were flirting all night. Yeah, and then we saw a picture. We saw a picture of them talking. Let's say talking. I don't want to put my editorial spin on it. And we also saw a picture of Olivia Jade and Alex Earl taking a selfie at the music festival. And then Alex Earl, we shared it to her stories. So is that what you would do with a girl who's flirting with your ex-mans? I just want to say, like, there's no way in hell that Olivia Jade is even entertaining Braxton. Like, for a million reasons, I just want to say I feel like I know Olivia Jade probably better than anyone in this world. Like, probably better than her own mother. I'm being dead serious. Like, I just know her. I'm sorry. Like she's on like a different level in terms of like, she was just dating Jacob Lordy. Sorry, she's not slumming with Braxton. And I don't think it's out of like a loyalty or anything to Alex Earl. I don't think they're like best friends. I just, I'm telling you they're not compatible. Like maybe he interested she not What about love Like what is she just like I so sick of you saying that okay like it seems like everybody loves Braxton that actually not true I just know Sofia Coppola like vomiting from this why is it not true that everybody loves Braxton I think two people loved Braxton maybe actually probably a lot of people love Braxton like his family and stuff no no but like girls like it seems he seems like a really nice guy I mean he's got something aside from the Sofia Coppola murkiness you know which she doesn't have good things to say about him yeah but I saw like and I don't know what happened between the two of them but it seems like they had a good relationship and they were relationing and Alex and Braxton as well and I just I feel like he's a lover boy as the kids say yeah he's kind of like a serial dater he's just looking for a good woman um well look elsewhere because leave Olivia Jade out of this would you rather her be with Jacob Elordi or Braxton I don't think it's so clear oh my god they're on different levels like they're on different planets. Or Austin Butler. Did she date him? No, she just like operates in the same circle. It's next. She just dated Jacob Elordi who dated Kyger or who dated Austin Butler. Would you rather her date Austin Butler or Braxton? Braxton. That's more interesting to me. We are aligned. But I don't think she's dating either of them. I don't know who she's going to date next, but one thing about Olivia Jade. Our new man. Oh, thank you for reminding me. I'm sure if you're watching on YouTube, you've noticed we've got a new businessman in our businessman. We should hire an artist to like paint B-M-O-T-W on this just so people know what the frame is for. This is Axel Dumois, the CEO of Hermes. And in this photo, he's standing in front of a Birkin, which feels right. And he's also got a, I want to say an iPad in his hands that's like leather bound. He obviously had a custom case made at the factory because it has a little A and a G on it. Very Hermes. Abusing the facilities. And as you know, he's a CEO of Hermes. And he also is one of the few successful CEOs who turned down Jeffrey Epstein for a visit, thus crowning him businessman of the week. It's not that hard. It's literally not that hard. Just don't be a pedophile. And don't hang out with them. Yeah. And actively avoid them. Yeah. And don't like give us any reason to think that you might be a pedophile. That's really it. The bar is in hell, my friends, my fellow businessmen. Yet some people can't meet it. It's okay. You know who's my businessman of the week? And if we ever like running low. Ourselves? Kevin O'Leary. Oh, actually, love that. So like just always keep him. He's waiting in the room. We can always throw a shark in there. Oh, no, but just Kevin. Well, yeah, I'm glad to hear you say that and not your boyfriend, Robert Herjavec, because he'll never be my business. Well he like I think he could be man of the week but as far as business I don love him because of his business savvy And I know this is crazy to say because he is a shark and like a billionaire many times over But I actually don think he a good businessman I think he just got lucky. That's really funny. And I really believe that. Well, he was like. But I don't believe that Olivia Jade is dating Braxton or even entertaining it. Like you're allowed to talk. And you're allowed to like flirt at a music festival. Like not everything is a binding marital contract. The photo of them is from Mary Lou's in Palm Beach. So it's like a really small space. they're just like talking closely which is what you do in a crowded facility there's no i mean this is probably like famous last words there's no way famous last words you know um they have mahjong night there do they yeah i think you sent it to me oh we gotta go i'm always sending things like so don't ever reference something i sent i know because sometimes zach i'll like be in the room like sending shit on instagram and he goes just like firing it off like firing off to all my chair of course I have like my Jewish things my mahjong things my funny things my relationship things like and then I walk out of the room and he's on the couch and he's like oh that was so interesting like you sent me why'd you send me that I'm like you're gonna have to be more specific when I'm like breastfeeding there's well I don't breastfeed anywhere when I was breastfeeding like I would fire off I get in like modes where like don't ask me what I'm talking about because I don't know which one are you referring to that can't be held responsible even though if you send me something that I've sent you like I bitch I sent that like I was I was aware I don't think I've ever sent you something that oh my god literally happened yesterday you said me no you might have already seen it no you didn't send no I did send oh unless you like send it in a text no I don't send in a text sometimes I send a text if I want to send to the whole family yeah like hey guys check this out you're gonna love this and i'm a big sender like when you're on my distro i'm i would say i'm probably like number one on your dish you are number one you're number one on mine too oh thank you you could have insulted you could have like no no you i wouldn't lie you are um once you're on my show like you better turn notifications off yeah it's going down they made it too easy on reels to like send things to someone yeah because on tiktok like i have to download or send a link they make it really hard on instagram you just press share they don't even send you like message sent like i just know that it made it there yeah yeah they've got it down over there and then sometimes i want to send something to like you and ben but i don't want to send it a group chat send separately i send separately it's very i love that button it's very different And then sometimes I want to send something to you and Ben. And then sometimes I want to send something to you and Ben. But I don't want to send it to a group chat. Send separately. I send separately. It's very different. I love that button. It's very different. Or you can send separately or create group. But it's not a group vibe. Some things are a group vibe, but most of the time we need to have individual discussions. I agree. Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is for you? Which is for your two favorite topics. Okay. Hairspray is coming back And Matthew Morrison is playing Courtney Collins Similar Okay Bonnie Blue is pregnant Okay, so what are my two favorite things? Babies Motherhood and Bonnie Blue Okay The whore is pregnant Somebody might need to retake sex ed Because adult content creator Bonnie Blue Says she's pregnant after having unprotected sex With about 400 men And she seems genuinely caught off guard Didn't she already say Didn't she do this once? Yeah, and it was like a prank Yeah well so in this video she takes a pregnancy test which ends up being positive She said guys I am definitely pregnant like fully pregnant So I going to have to chat GPT what to do next because I actually not quite sure I don know Later she went to a technician for an ultrasound which confirmed the pregnancy She asked oh is that a baby That actually crazy It actually not that crazy Like that what happens when you have sex However, in 2025, she told Us Weekly she wished she could get pregnant. However, she's not in a position where she can fall pregnant naturally. Well, that's like a very vague statement. She could have had an IUD in. Like she's not in a position where she could fall pregnant. Or, you know, she's infertile. Right. No, but it also could just be because she's on birth control. This story just feels like a trap. I don't really know what to say. obviously a baby is a blessing i don't think it's true and if it is true maybe it will be just a thing to set her on the right path you know motherhood changes a person of course but then you're also just like subjecting somebody to being like the child of bonnie blue like she's gonna get bullied or hate like you know oh for sure like bonnie would need to like change her name live anonymously move to like seriously like indonesia and just i think she went there and like things got crazy. Had sex with a thousand Indonesians. Yeah. That does sound like something she would do. So Bonnie. I can't stand her. Like, I hate to even choose to say this story. Like, I think that she's all that's wrong with the world. Beyond that you know it like I don think there anyone that like this is really great for women Like we feel really It bad for everyone Like We feel empowered by this and the men i need to let interview a man who has had sex with her like how big of a loser are you yeah you lined up with 400 i don know who a bigger loser like her or them i think the men yeah it's really disgusting and like also like a little gay like making money but don't you think it's also a little gay like to have sex with somebody like like literally while the other guy's penis is still out yeah yeah yeah it's gross like i think she's so no like what kind of man does these things that's a whole other question i hate her yeah i don't think it's i don't want to like really have to consider like if it is true and i just don't think it is true i think it's like you know another ruse another that we fell for because i really think like when she's having sex with 400 men like you know she has to be taking every step during the ovulation window i would hope and like are like are they like It's unprotected. What? In this one it was unprotected sex. You had 400 unprotected? That's what it said. Usually they do use condoms. Yes, but also my question was actually not if they were using- Do they ejaculate? Thank you. Yeah, I think so. Otherwise it's like, is that- Does it count I don think it counts I think it does count but okay It not like one pump I guess that how she did like a thousand in one day It was a couple pumps It was like a pump or two I guess however much they paid for it And they paying? I don't think so. Or the subscribers. I think she paid them. No, because then it's prostitution. I think just the subscribers pay to watch. Yeah, of course. But no. Yeah, you're right. So. Foul. Like foul. And I seriously like. I will pray for you in a meaningful way. I will pray for you Those are the fast five stories Not so fast I can't thank you enough For choosing that one Oh I know you like Love to talk about her Yeah But it just got too real My role model Um okay Well that's our show We did like TV recap At the beginning Sure You know Slay the house down boots Yeah That's that on that We'll see you tomorrow Thank you so much For listening to The Toast The millennial morning show Where we deliver the fast five stories You need to know every Monday Friday on YouTube So if you're watching this on YouTube Please don't forget to subscribe And give us a thumbs up We're also available as podcasts and our podcast can be found on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Public Radio, Reddit, Xbox, all the places where you can listen to podcasts and not so close to your five-star or even a beautiful setting. And wickedly talented we are. Love ya. Bye. Leave a message.
